Retro Des

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Angry monkey with superpowers. Just a snake on a rock. Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum

Lt. Doolittle from “Dark Star” in a space suit, surrounded by a star field.
Lan Lam with a smile on her face, in America’s Test Kitchen, being excited about food.
A gunfighter in black faces off against another dressed only in a loincloth.
Kalyn Heffernan blurring the lines between poetry & rap while performing with Wheelchair Sports Camp, Red Rocks, 7/13/2026.
Chekov in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, with an alien parasite crawling on his face towards his ear.
Don Jonson and Tiger the dog as “Vic” and “Blood” laying prone in a desert in ‘A Boy and His Dog’.
Sly Stallone and Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man with the words “Taco Bell?” below.
Daisuke Jigen from Lupin III, wearing a fedora and cleaning a revolver.
Movie poster for “Citizen Vigilante” starring Armie Hammer, directed by Uwe Boll. Armie is wearing a turtleneck and long black coat and holding a suppressed pistol, in front of a blood red background with tall buildings.
Creepy doll-face bucket hold some pencils.
Ramona Flowers with blue hair (from Scott Pilgrim).
6 members of the crew of “The Love Boat” pose for a photo.
PS from Nextdoor looking for someone to “cut down a baby tree” but the request is truncated. So the email subject says “I will pay anyone $100 to cut down a baby…”.
Attorney for Jonathan Rinderknecht, Steve Haney, in a blue suit with a dark tan.
Kate Bush snuggling some dogs on the cover of “Hounds of Love”.
Book cover for “Armor” by John Steakley, showing a man in an armored suit wielding a rifle like a club against an insect-like alien.
Book cover for “Communion” by Whitley Strieber showing a bald headed black-eyed extraterrestrial.
Apollo & Starbuck from Battle Star Galactica riding motorcycles alongside Harley’s on the highway.
The Jeffrey Epstein birthday letter with the boob drawing and Donald’s signature.
Billy Ray Cyrus with long hair tucked behind one ear, wearing a white fedora.
Turlough from classic Doctor Who wearing a school uniform vest & tie and leaning on the Tardis Control console with an unhappy look on his face.
The Water Babies cover art showing a animated boy with a dog, a lobster, a fish and a seahorse.
Photo of Adam Hoffman being released from jail ans walking out with his pants zipper down.
Jack Nicholson knocking on the door Shelley Duvall is hiding behind in “The Shining”.
Liftoff drone simulator title screen showing an FPF racing drone and a stylized quadcopter logo made from 4 circles, a rectangle and some lines.
Peter Dinklage telling a witch to go back to hell on ‘the mustache she rode in on’.
“Snakes on a Plane” DVD sleeve from Netflix: FBI agents Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson) and Sean Jones (Nathan Phillips) are tasked with escorting a witness, ex-mobster John Saunders' (Mark Houghton); to a high-profile trial and to keep safe from those who would do him harm. As the film's title suggests, however, an onboard determined to rid the G-men of their precious cargo unleashes a crate full of venomous snakes in this taut airborne thriller. Rated R 1 hr. 46 min. 2006
4 college kids: A punk rocker a hippie a cool guy and a political guy… Vivian, Neil, Mike, and Rick (AKA “The Young Ones”) pose for a photo.
George Lazenby in a tuxedo, as James Bond in “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service”.
Western gunfight scene shows one gunfighter in black and the other naked.
Mike Nelson of MST3K asks Dr Forrester and TV’s Frank if they watch Joe Don Baker movies.
Closeup of a post that says “666 likes” and below has a red heart and the number 666.
Henry Rollins bleeding from a head wound.
New York Times blurb about a new pancreatic cancer drug with a photo pf a hand holding oxy pills.
“mother” from the show “Raised by Wolves” an android in a shiny metallic catsuit howles like a wolf.
Peter boyle saying “You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can’t think a more undignified one than autoerotic asphyxiation.” to David Duchovny.
Fiona Shaw in ‘Andor’ as a hologram, saying “Fight the Empire!”
Csmel cash, promo, one dollar. A fake dollar bill with cartoon camel with George Washington’s haircut, smoking a cigarette.
Miracle Max (and wife) from “Princess Bride” making a miracle pill.
Supposed photo of a ‘skyfish’ or possibly an undulating jet contrail or weird cloud.
Teri Garr looking fabulous in Star Trek with a blond bob, wearing pink and orange.
Matt Smith as the Doctor, post-regeneration saying “still not a ginger”.
Band of the Hand cover art showing teenagers on a beach in front of a car.
Supposed portrait of Anne Boleyn in sepia. Her hair is dark and covered by a headpiece, her mouth is flat and closed.
Still from the movie ‘Flash Gordon’ showing a gap-toothed man in red and gold, yelling in front of a red background.
Ben Affleck as ‘The Accountant’ pushing up his glasses.
Amazon listing for a “Loog” brand keyboard, showing a red, 37 key keyboard with one single knob.
Movie poster for “Dark Forces” showing a harlequin figure holding lightning, a car with figures and a body, and the words “Can anyone survive”.
A black and white scene of a woman with blonde hair eating a flower. (From the Jodorowsky movie “Fando y Lis”.)
Kaitlan Collins reporting from the WH correspondents dinner incident, wearing a pink Georgia O’Keefey looking dress.
Repo Man poster showing Emilio Estevez standing, arms crossed in front of a car with the trunk partially open, and a green glow.
A photo of the UGA women’s tennis team at the white house. They are obscured behind Donald Trump and a bunch of old white guys in suits.
Bill Paxton wearing sunglasses and sitting at a tables with a bunch of fish heads. They are all wearing birthday hats.
Kurt Russell wearing an eyepatch and smoking a cigarette as ‘Snake Plissken’ in ‘Escape From NY’.
Kurt Russel as Snake Plissken (Escape from New York) destroying an audio tape.
James Garner sticks his finger into the end of the barrel of a gun. (From ‘Support Your Local Gunfighter’).
Mike and the bots on MST3K boarding up the viewport to keep Lisa Loeb out.
Bible verse Leviticus 11:9-12: These you may eat, of all that are in the waters. Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the seas or the rivers that does not have fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. You shall regard them as detestable; you shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall detest their carcasses. Everything in the waters that does not have fins and scales is detestable to.