David Hansen

@revdavid.bsky.social

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Digital pastor sharing good news. Lutheran flavored Faith, located in the Houston Texas area. Talking about church and geeky things. He/him pronouns

Picture of the toy “magic 8 ball” with the text “How some folks are reading the Bible”
Me, squinting in front of the sign for Peachtree Rd UMC
Me, bald with sunglasses, in a green shirt standing next to a sign that reads “Whitney Plantation”
Screenshot of a tweet that reads: “My brother was telling a story that began with him describing how he has a placard that displays a rotating scripture verse that he swaps out each week. Without missing a beat I replied, "Ah yes, a classic John/Luke Placard. Go on." AND HE DIDNT EVEN LAUGH AND IT WAS THE FUNNIEST COMEBACK OF MY LIFE I AM DEVASTATED BEYOND WORDS.”
Neutral / cream siding, partially removed from the side of a home to reveal interior studs. The studs and foundation of the house are wet.
A black and white kitten inside of a flower shaped cat bed
A copy of Dietrich Bonhoeffer’s “Discipleship” in my lap, with a hand knitted blanket and my sweet orange kitty.
A graph of the one month trend of the Dow Jones Industrial average - showing a downward trend of 6.2% over the past month.
A corded telephone, with the titles of my lent sermons on top of it. “Call me maybe” “Do you hear what I hear” “Sorry, wrong number” “This is a collect call” “Called up”
Two sheets of paper on a clipboard, filled with biblical citations
Photo of me, in a black shirt, with a black KN95 mask and glasses on my head; standing in front of an Air Cairo plane
Pastor Martin Niemoller, wearing horned rim glasses, a scarf, and an overcoat, standing in front of an aircraft.
Screenshot of a Google search “can I die from a cold” with results that say death is an unlikely but possible outcome of a cold
Screenshot of Tweet with photo of disaster meteorologist Jim Cantore in front of the Houston Skyline. Text from Cantore asks “does anyone in Houston even a snow shovel?”
Me, sun shining off my bald head, grinning as the Nile River stretches in front of me
Hot air balloons reflecting the sunrise over the Nile River
Me, wearing sunglasses and a keffiyeh, standing in front of the Pyramids of Giza
A delicious cup of Turkish coffee, next to a copy of Ta-Nehisi Coates “The Message”
Me, smiling, with a beard and glasses, wearing a red flannel shirt, waiting to board an airplane
Screenshot of a Microsoft 365 install screen that says “we will be done in just a moment” and has the tiniest fraction of a download percentage done
An orange cat, looking curiously at the world. He appears sweet. Don’t be fooled — he’s full of nonsense.
Two red shouldered hawks, perched on a swing set, just on the other side of a privacy fence
Smiling pastor with glasses and a beard, wearing a keffiyah and a Christmas flat cap. Standing in front of the Tennessee River and the Market Street bridge in Chattanooga
An orange cat, displaying full orange cat energy by climbing onto the freezer to reach the refrigerator’s ice dispenser
A ridiculous orange cat. His head is under a step stool, while the rest of him is clearly visible. But shhhh … don’t let him know that we can see him.
Cover of the Little Golden Book edition of "The Monster at the End of this Book" - with Grover ( a blue muppet) waving at the reader
Church sign for Spirit of Joy! Lutheran church, with a blanket covering spray painted graffiti. White silhouette nativity scene with black spray paint on it
Muppets Waldorf & Statler, as the ghosts of the Marley Brothers in the Muppets Christmas Carol
Two red shouldered hawks on a fence. They are both extra fluffy, ready for the winter.
Two kittens - An orange tabby and a tuxedo cat - on a multi-level red and green cat tree
An illustration from A Christmas Carol. 5 wealthy bankers, standing in a circle, sharing the news of Scrooges death and laughing
Meme. An inflatable white unicorn, being ridden by a grumpy looking hedgehog. Caption: I looked, and behold a pale horse. And its riders name was Death
Two adorable kittens, an orange cat, with a tuxedo cat on top of him. Both sleeping soundly, nestled in the crook of their owners knee.
Spotify wrapped image, text says "Mallgoth Skateboarding Punk"
Gonzo and Rizzo narrating the Muppets Christmas Carol dressed as Charles Dickens
Gonzo and Rizzo the Rat
The muppet Gonzo, in a pink super hero outfit
The muppet gonzo
Mushroom cloud
An advent Blue pastor’s stole, next to a pair of blue Chuck Taylor All Star shoes
An orange cat with black bow tie collar, hugging a tuxedo cat with red collar. It’s so cute!
Top panel text: “Mary, watching churches everywhere quote the Magnificat. Two lower panels of Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn 99. Panel 1: “Why is no one casting down the mighty?” Panel 2: “I specifically requested it”
Two cats, in adorable sweaters, on my lap while Frank Capra’s “It’s a Wonderful Life” plays on TV.
Two kittens, in adorable cat sweaters, sleeping in a pile and snoring.
Two adorable kittens - one orange, one tuxedo - in a pile on top of each other
Graphic design, the words “Occupy Advent” on a blue background
My phone Lock Screen. A giant pot of coffee
Two panel Cartoon. Left panel, a chaotic set of lines labeled “my anxiety.” Right panel, same set of lines, with Christmas decorations labeled “my anxiety in December”
Tuxedo cat in a white hoodie with a Christmas tree in the back, with a red bow tie
Horror actor Vincent Price, holding 4 large cats while scowling
Tuxedo cat hiding INSIDE our air fryer.
Two books in a pile - Volume 5 on Dietrich Bonhoeffer’s Works and “Bonhoeffer’s Black Jesus” by Reggie Williams
More cuddly sleepy kitty on my lap
Tuxedo kitten laying cutely in my lap
Meme of T’Challa, the Black Panther, played by the irreplaceable Chadwick Boseman, saying “We don’t do that here”
Two kittens, one orange and one tuxedo, resting on my lap