Courtney Jones, as one untimely born

@revecj.bsky.social

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Texan in NW Washington. Episcopal Priest. Dean of Iona School (DioOly).⚓️ Mentor with Backstory Preaching. Baylor. DioNWTX. VST. Postings mine, not on behalf of any org. Likes: hiking, books, dogs. She/her.

A paper bulletin lays on a wooden table. It is opened to the place in the liturgy where the Nicene creed should occur. Instead, there is something inserted called a Celtic creed.
Comedian Kristin Key, and some goofball in a priest collar pose for a picture in a parking lot
A little squished French bulldog nose peaks over the edge of a bathtub.
Stained and sullied stairs lead to lead to a beautiful red brick church with a blue door. Graffiti is visible on the right side of the building.
Sheriff Brody from the movie Jaws has just seen the immense titular shark. He steps back, in shock. A cigarette hangs from his mouth as he says “you’re going to need a bigger boat.”
Two women sit on a step in a church. One is dressed in a linen outfit and is remarkably attractive. The other is dressed in full vestments for ordinary time. Between them is a bulldog who appears to be smiling at the camera with her tongue out.
A priest blesses several graduates a various ages and stages by marking the sign of the cross on their head. In the backdrop, there is a rude screen and then construction materials. In the foreground, you can see a wooden floor and the edges of some pews. The photo is taken from the perspective of someone sitting in the pew.
Montage of pictures of a big-headed and very handsome white dog. It’s a screen capture of a Facebook memory reading “9 years ago.”
A picture of a smiling but exhausted graduate, pointing to a lapel pen that bears the seal of the episcopal diocese of Northwest Texas. She is wearing a suit and clergy collar, but her newly bestowed MDIV hood is visible.
This is a trip ticket that portrays a woman riding a bicycle while using a selfie stick to record herself. In the second frame, she shoves the selfie stick in between the spokes of her bike. In the third frame she has fallen off of the bike.
This is a prompt on my phone asking me if I want to delete Facebook as an app. Of course I do.
This is a picture of eight people wearing church vestments. There are two deacons dressed in abs with green stoles, five worship leaders, dressed in cassock and surplice, and in the middle there is a priest wearing a green chasuble. Almost everyone is doing jazz hands, except for one more stern looking fella.
This is a picture of a PDF displayed on a Kindle scribe where the title of the article reads Psalm 83: the desire for judgment on evil nations.
This is a screenshot of a text message that reads “I can’t believe I’m even asking you this question, but does this diocese have an appointed exorcist?” It also includes an emoji of a person expressing incredulity.
This is a screenshot of an album by The Dazz Band with the label “Let It Whip”
Three photos of a baby, one in a yellow dress, sitting on a yellow couch, one being cradled by her mother who is laying in the grass, and another being assisted in playing with the gears of a tractor by her father with a very 70s mustache.
The gift is a hand painted Ukrainian folk art icon of a Pentecost scene.
An overly excitable bulldog-thing prances delightedly. She is blondish brown and wearing a pink collar.
A selfie of an compelling, vibrant middle-aged woman in black and white check flannel smiling, and giving a thumbs up to the camera as she stands in front of a desk, covered in an array of books and cups, cups and books.
A woman dressed in a black robe, laughed at something a man, also in a black robe, standing behind her is saying.
This is a picture of an ad that an attendant at the entrance of Costco is holding advertising gold bars.
This is a video of a scrolling text sign
The picture is actually just a screen grab of the above mentioned collect, from the app Day by Day by Forward Movement. The full text reads: A Collect for Peace O God, the author of peace and lover of concord, to know you is eternal life and to serve you is perfect freedom: Defend us, your humble servants, in all assaults of our enemies; that we, surely trusting in your defense, may not fear the power of any adversaries; through the might of Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.
Black mug with white writing that reads “remarkably well adjusted.”
This is a screenshot of the collect for St. Vincent of Saragossa, and it reads: Almighty God, whose deacon Vincent, upheld by you, was neither terrified by threats nor overcome by torments: Strengthen us to endure all adversity with invincible and steadfast faith; through Jesus Christ our Lord, who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, for ever and ever. Amen.
A picture of a king size bed with some throw pillows slightly rumpled. Possible evidence that shenanigans are afoot.
This is a picture of a priest dressed and green vestments, elevating a priest host and a chalice during the Eucharist. Below the image, it shows the result “prayer book Catholic“ and then gives a description of what that means to the author of the quiz.
A white pit bull-ish dog that roughly resembles a loaf of bread lays behind and symmetrically aligned with a young brown bulldog.