Revvy Vellum

@revvyonmain.bsky.social

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18+ minors DNI if you don't re-skeet my selfies do you even love me 💔 Resurrection Revvy Spring is on the horizon WE WILL FINISH THE FARM ARC

Captain pikachu, clearly taken from a print magazine. He's looking off past the camera with a determined expression, his mouth open wide. He's wearing a captain's hat and pointing off into the distance. Captain pikachu!

the archon king from xcom 2, he's looking directly toward the camera with his abdominals exposed. He's holding a plasma lance in his right hand. His wings glow with red sparking energy. He's floating on a series of tiny jet propulsion devices. His skin is red. His triple set of eyes are glowing yellow.

RESURRECTION REVVY SPRING!!! It's a picture of my vtuber model winking at the camera in the foreground, on the right side is a poorly rendered tree with a wanted poster of Wigglebird and "have you seen me?" written across his poster. On the left side is an easter egg sitting in a loose nest of straw. The background is a green and blue surface of a world with a bright yellow sky and floofy clouds

A chart from the wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_numerals depicting three columns, the first column is labeled "Common British Vernacular", the second column is labeled "Common American Vernacular" and the third column is labeled "Common British Vernacular", the second row specifies a sequence of three questions that might influence the differences in british and american dialect, the questions are "How many marbles do you have?", "What is your house number?" and "Which bus goes to high street"

The chart then clarifies various permutations of these questions with regard to different numbers. The purpose of this chart is, honestly, very difficult to discern.

I'm standing in a community center (bg: ping pong table, community alligator tunnel, vending machines) wearing a deep green and black top, my lips are a lecherous red, my curly hair is in a ponytail but during my workout a single curly brown strand has escaped containment. My horn rimmed glasses sit slightly askew on my sweaty brow. I'm smiling and looking at the camera.

A discord post by yours truly that says "The Ukrainian and Russian war is my pet international crisis and I try not to just endlessly chirp about every little thing going on but I just wanna note that Macron (france) is committing to a 'non combat reassurance force' to be posted in Ukraine pending a ceasefire and I am officially calling it The Backpat Brigade"

A discord post by me, reading "Cisgirl me is writing fanfic somewhere and is madly in love with a mysterious guy who does piercings and wears too many belts I'm not pregnant but that's because our sex life is terrible and I work around it by writing lots of reddit posts about fantasy noncon"

I'm standing in front of a tree. Wearing a blue shirt and looking at the camera. I'm wearing a golden headband over my curly brown hair. I'm wearing my rounded glasses and giving the camera a peace sign.

I'm seated in a chair, my yellow purse strap is visible across my low cut red shirt. I'm looking at the camera with my round cut glasses with black rims along the top. I'm smiling. My brown curly hair is worn back and down onto my shoulders.

I'm on my bed- I'm dressed fully in black and covered all the way to my wrists and neck. I'm peering upward at the camera from a prone position on my back. My brown hair is splayed out over my sheets and I'm wearing my rimmed rounded glasses. My lips are black. I'm wearing black eyeliner with dual wings. Very goth.

I'm back in my room! I'm wearing a deep red shirt cut to expose my chest and shoulders. I've put on a red lip gloss with some crimson lip liner and I'm looking at the camera with a yearning expression. My brown curly hair is spilling out onto my shoulders. I'm not wearing my glasses.

I'm outside on the second floor of the mall! I'm wearing a deep red top cut open at the chest. I'm wearing rounded cut glasses and smiling at the camera. A yellow purse strap descends from my right shoulder.

Santa's workshop, a storm trooper stands conspicuously next to an elf

I'm standing in my bathroom. My brown curly hair is bunched up in a headband and headphone combo (you can't see either, take my word for it) and my hair is spread out in a mushroom esq shape. I'm wearing a red top that's open at the chest, showing my not-quite cleavage. I'm wearing rounded glasses and looking at the camera smiling.

I'm seated at my computer browsing bluesky! I'm holding a purple coffee mug in my hand and I'm wearing a black sleeveless turtleneck and a golden headband. My long brown curly hair is falling onto my shoulders. I'm wearing my rounded glasses and smiling as I look toward the camera.

I'm laying in my bed with a tshirt draped over my forehead. You can see my face exposed and my curly brown hair peeks out from under the shirt. I'm clothed in a venture bros illuminati shirt from their shirt club. I'm looking at the camera and smiling.

History of my Google search, it reads "do you need both ligaments in your knee"

It's a photo of a tiny pride flag tucked into the pocket of a nonspecific work device. The device is being held in a hand clad in red nail polish.

Dr manhatten sits on mars. He thinks to himself, "I'm tired of this penis. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of its pubes."

A pretty girl seated in front of a wall of gift cards. I'm smiling at the camera, my hair is pulled back in a ponytail. I'm wearing rounded glasses and a black shirt cut into a wide V.

A snippet of code from Cookie Clicker. An additional For loop has been created which breaks (in the programmatic sense) once it has successfully spawned a golden cookie. It reads "
if (success && Game.shimmerTypes['golden'].n<=0 && Game.auraMult('Dragon Orbs')>0)
{
var highestBuilding=0;
for (var i in Game.Objects) { if (Game.Objects[i].amount > 0) highestBuilding = Game.Objects[i]; }

for (var i = 0; i < amount; i++) {
if (highestBuilding == this && Math.random() < Game.auraMult('Dragon Orbs') * 0.1) {
var buffsN = 0;
for (var ii in Game.buffs) { buffsN++; }
if (buffsN == 0) {
new Game.shimmer('golden');
Game.Notify(EN ? 'Dragon Orbs!' : loc("Dragon Orbs"), loc("Wish granted. Golden cookie spawned."), [33, 25]);
break;
}
}
}
}"

A helicopter design by yours truly. It features a detachable propeller, a conventional rocket strapped to the propeller, and retractable wings. The design then shrinks into the top corner, allowing the beautiful tapestry to take hold. The helicopter flies by, launching its propeller into an enemy tank. The tank explodes in a high fidelity explosion and then some smoke clouds rise up out of a stain on the ground. The helicopter glides away to safety.

it's the glowing guy from batman beyond standing at the controls of a futuristic speed boat saying in an exasperated tone "do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

A poster for the anime Princess Principal. The lead, Ange, points a gun offscreen, she is giving her target a severe look. Behind her stand three other women dressed in industrial era british school uniforms. In the background the titular 'princess' of the show looks up into a starry night sky.

I'm at a mechanic, seated in the waiting room. I'm wearing a red top with a U shaped low cut. I'm clutching my purse in my lap. I'm looking to the camera and smiling. I have rounded glasses on and my brown curly hair is framing my face down to my shoulders. I'm wearing a silver headband.

I'm sitting on my bed! I'm wearing a purple tshirt and my rounded glasses. I'm smiling and looking at the camera. My brown hair is tied back leaving a single curl falling across the far end of my jawline.

I'm outside of an elevator. I'm wearing a red asymmetrical top and you can see my burgundy colored purse strap along the shoulder of my extended arm. I'm looking at the camera and smiling. I'm wearing wide round cut glasses that come to a rounded point. My brown curly hair is worn down on my shoulders.

I'm seated in my computer chair wearing a somewhat wrinkled lilac tshirt, I'm smiling and looking at the camera. My glasses are a rounded cut with pointed tips that join the glass to the frames. You can see my curly brown hair come down over my face just underneath the frame.

I'm wearing cute round sunglasses with tortoise shell frames. I'm smiling at the camera, my cheeks are red, my brown curly hair is all frizzed up- I'm wearing a red low cut shirt with poofy sleeves. I'm sitting in front of a row of cars.

I'm at the mall! I'm seated at a table in the food court wearing a red shirt cut deeply down my chest. There's sunscreen all over it. I'm looking at the camera and smiling. My brown curly hair is pulled back in an asymmetrical ponytail. I'm wearing my square cut glasses.

A cute white dog wearing a headband of red flowers that is tucked behind her ears. She is laying on a dog bed and extending one paw toward the camera, looking thoughtfully at the cameraperson as if they just interrupted a very important nap.

A snippet from discord in which an anonymous party declares "Bananas cannot get sunburned" and "THEY DON'T HAVE SKIN"

I'm at the park! I'm standing in the shade of a tree, I'm wearing a blue tie dye shirt and a wide brimmed sun hat with a rainbow band across the brow. I'm wearing my square cut glasses and my brown curly hair is at shoulder length. My glasses are glinting with mischievous energy, I'm wearing deep red lipstick and smiling as I look at the camera. My arm is lain across my body and my hand is resting on my shoulder.

I'm outside! I'm standing on a sidewalk in a park. In the background is a tree and a basketball court. I'm wearing a black top cut with a V and my curly brown hair is blowing in the wind. I'm wearing square cut glasses and looking directly to the camera like 'can ya believe it?'

I'm standing in front of a cat tower (with my torty calico cat marbles on the tower), my brown hair is frizzy and coming apart in strands, split across my face. I'm giving the camera a bold inspection from an off angle. I'm wearing square cut glasses and a black tank top. My hair is parted so you can see my ear.

I'm sitting in a uhaul! I've got a black tank top on, my brown curly hair is pulled back in a ponytail leaving a single curly strand free to the air, I'm wearing my square cut glasses and smiling at the camera. My seatbelt extends in front of me in the foreground.

I'm standing in a doorway wearing a deep red shirt that is cut to expose the shoulders. Beneath a red collar the midriff of the shirt is open in a wide swath held together by black string. The shirt conforms tightly to my chest. I'm looking askew at the camera and smiling. My brown curly hair is still wet from a shower.

It's a shiny wrinkler from the game Cookie Clicker. It's a wrinkled creature with prominent sharp teeth, shaped like a slug. It has two mournful eyes. It is bright beige. Next to it are two regular wrinklers. They are reddish brown and otherwise identical. They sit on a large gathering of mouse cursors (for clicking the cookie) and are above a sea of peach flavored milk. (It's pink!)

It's my makeup! I'm wearing a red shirt cut to expose the arms, my hair is done up in an asymmetrical pony tail to allow my curls to spill out across the left side of my face. I've got deep red lipstick on and black eye liner, mascara and shimmery eye shadow. My blush is done up all the way up the sides of my face. I'm smiling.

It's me! I'm seated on my bed wearing a purple top that conforms tightly to the chest but expands at the neck to expose my shoulders. I'm wearing square cut glasses beneath my shoulder length brown curly hair. I'm looking seriously at the camera.

Two men kicking a third man on the ground. The man being kicked has a speech bubble that reads "Let's not become the story again and get in their way"

A screengrab from cookie clicker, it says "Profits:6.777 million", you can see the icon for the Palace of Greed, it's a dark onyx slab with a pyramid on top. The slab has a single red eye and sits on a bed of red jewels.

I'm in a car! I'm wearing a bright red t shirt and a spring yellow skirt. I'm looking back toward the camera and wearing my seat belt. My burgundy purse is in my lap. My shoes are off and on the floor of the car. I'm wearing my square cut glasses beneath my curly brown hair. I'm smiling.

It's me! I'm wearing a plum skin tight shirt with holes cut into it that expose my shoulders. I'm looking at the camera wearing my square cut glasses with a put upon expression. I've got white bunny ears on with pink inner lining over top of my brown curly hair that spills down to my shoulders. My finger is pressed to my lips, I'm smiling.

A screenshot of cnbc news, the headline reads "NINTENDO TO DELAY SWITCH 2 PRE ORDERS DUE TO TARIFFS"

A girl in a black Calvin Klein tank top, she has frizzy brown hair pulled back in a ponytail. She's smiling but not overjoyed as she looks toward the camera. She's seated in a cheap gamer chair that is black with white stripes.

I'm at my birthday dinner! I'm wearing my hair in an asymmetrical pony tail with loose brown curls spilling out over my right eye. My top is a black turtleneck dress, my lips are made up with a deep red lipstick. I'm smiling and looking at the camera- wearing a pair of square cut glasses. I'm holding a glass of white wine out at the camera.

It's Dale Gribble throwing sand at the eyes of some guy in a suit- except instead of Sand, now it's Phan.

I'm holding my hand to my face, my index finger is extended past my chin toward my right ear (the camera's left), I'm wearing a tight black crop top and my square cut glasses are flashing out from under my curly brown hair. I'm smiling and looking toward the camera in an intrigued manner.

It's me, the camera perspective is shot from far below, looking up at my raised chin. My judgemental eyes peer down at you from behind square cut glasses. My curly brown hair falls softly around my exposed neck. I'm wearing a tight black crop top and seated in my chair.

I'm wearing a tight black dress that conforms to my neck- my thighs are slightly visible in the background of the shot. My curly brown hair is being held in place by a golden headband. I'm partly smiling and giving the camera a sensual look. My right arm is tucked behind my head in a sexy pose.

A photo of me! I'm wearing a purple knit beanie with a white/grey band across the middle, cross hatched with additional bands of purple. I have a purple scarf around my neck and a burgundy jacket on underneath it. You can see my curly brown hair poking out from under the hat and my square cut glasses. I'm smiling and looking at the camera with awe.

I'm *very* sweaty. The sky has gone a warm sunset yellow, there's sunscreen all over my black crop top. My lipstick is practically gone. My face is flushed red and my curly brown hair is in disarray.

It's me! I'm wearing a black crop top with dark lipstick on, eyeliner, eye shadow and mascara. My square cut glasses are pushed up on my face. My brown curly hair is in disarray. I'm seated outside in the shade of a park pavilion.

It's a pretty boy vampire with white hair and red eyes holding his hand to his face contemplatively. The subtitle reads "All I do is watch anime, so I don't know what to talk about with girls."

I'm seated in a shady pavilion, wearing a brightly colored shirt with a variety of floral patterns emblazoned on it. (Reds, yellows, pink, blue) I'm tucking my face into the crook of my elbow. I'm frowning at the camera. My brown curly hair is a mess. My glasses are somewhat askew. I look TIREDDDDDDDD

A passage from chapter 4 of "Hellfucked",

"K-1 and J-1 walked to their respective lines and took their robes down. They uncoiled a chain train from within, and looped one end onto a large gear inset into the wall. J-1 handed the other end of the chain to J-2, and K-1 handed the chain to K-2. When the chain loop started turning around the gear, J-1’s head lolled and his eyes closed. J-2 took the cue from J-1 and handed the loop to J-3, their eyes drooping.
Kate looked at Jane. She looked so sweet. Jane felt like she had so much to say to her. But the chain was coming down the line, one at a time, and they too would drift off to whatever strange sleep they shared on the gear train."

Charlie brown, index finger extended and scowling. Looking offscreen to the left. "I'm going to throw a punch." He says impotently.

I'm standing in a starbucks. I'm wearing a black short sleeve turtleneck shirt which hugs my body tightly. My left arm is across my stomach. I'm looking at the camera from under my curly brown hair and smiling while making eye contact with the camera.

I'm in a dentist chair strapped to some nitrous. A lead vest is draped over me. I'm clutching sunglasses in my lap.