REX RIOT

@rexri0t.com

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🔞he/him. disabled queer artist, cat dad, & variety streamer with a sporadic schedule. favorite things: weird art, learning, video games, rhyming, candy, metaphors, and sleep. 💉🏳️‍⚧️6.4.20 ♐️☀️♉️🌙♍️⬆️🔞

My bony white finger presses A on a cute yellow Playdate to unwrap a new game: XTRIS
My pale bony hand holding up a large white mug of a frothy homemade latte in a toast with my Animal Crossing: New Horizon self ink the TV who is sitting at Brewster’s cafe, but the screen is blurry because my hand is in focus because camera aperture and stuff
screenshot from the most recent episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver showing a headline from an August 26, 2024 People article, "RFK Jr.'s Daughter Said He Once Beheaded a Whale with a Chainsaw." and John Oliver mid sentence with the captions on and reading "you decapitated a whale with a chainsaw,"
My ACNH-sona giving Chadder a gift in his home; a swanky pad with a jacuzzi, a phonograph, a shower, an elegant room divider, and most notably, two bidets sitting side by side next to the entrance
Full length mirror selfie of me in my messy home wearing a wrinkled shirt with a marijuana leaf and the text Rocky Mountain High on it with my skulls and marijuana leaves boxer briefs. I’m smirking and wearing clear glasses and my mullet is shaggy and voluminous
Screenshot of my iPhone photos album and it’s all Freya pictures. Not only that, it’s a full page of thumbnails of photos clearly taken at the same time of a sleeping tabby cat.
Screenshot of an app making me select a gender and my options are Female, Male, and “It is Neither”
Bulletin board with various pictures and keychains, but centered is art by tooth&branch: a blockprint in almost black-red ink of a snake in the shape of a uterus surrounded by stars and sunbeams, with the text CARVE ME UP AND I WILL SHINE on the snake’s body. Extra details: The photo above it is a young me, holding my first best friend, a fat black and white cat who I named Spot
My adorable Palico (who I named Freya of course) wearing a fabulous white asymmetrical wig and fluffy white and red dress with red rose accents with a sick ass needle and red thread style weapon on her back. Equal parts Delicate and Deadly. I took a photo of the tv screen with my phone camera like the proud Pop pop I am but I did notice a photo mode so once I get the full fit for both of us we’ll do a photo shoot and then I’ll figure out how to properly share
Clear plastic pikmin themed switch pro controller with a little red pikmin inside the left hand grip part. The controller lights up and Freya the tabby cat in my lap is being the product pillow for the controller
My animal crossing self trying to make a waterfall wider and the system is not having any of that. There’s no apparent logic or reason for what ground can be removed and what can’t.
Up close shot of the front left corner of my walnut(?) coffee table which has a little cubby where I have set my latte that I made in my new dinosaur mug which turns them into fossils when filled with hot liquid. On top of the coffee table, past Freya’s white socks, primordial pouch, and curiously peaking blurry head, is my Freewrite typewriter. Also pictured; my water bottle (stay hydrated) and my yellow and black Appalachian State University blanket (go mountaineers)
Photo of ACNH on my TV. Cherry the pink and black dog is talking to my Animal Crossing-sona who is rocking a gothic Lolita style fit. Cherry says “Check it- rosebud! Boom!”
Mirror selfie wearing a red and black tie dye shirt with white design of pyramid head inside a barb wire heart with the words MONSTER FUCKER above
Manga panel of 2 smiling women walking down a street holding hands and one of them is saying “I can’t believe I told you my kink before my name! Sorry if I scared you.”
We are sorry we couldn't solve your problem!
Photo of my left monitor where OBS and my face cam are but also a floating YouTube live stream of a rather phallic plant, a corpse flower about to bloom. Next to Putricia is my face cam where I smirk with a ginger mullet and invisible eyebrows. Also you can see my latest sub was stardustsprinkleshine
My ACNH self standing in front of Able Sisters shop which has a green skirted steampunk dress on display in the window. I’m wearing a cream sweater with an evergreen tree on the front with green chinos, red basketball shoes, glasses, and a halo. Also it’s a snowy night with shooting stars
My ACNH guy in a hard hat holding a shovel standing on a cliff by a waterfall that’s looking awfully geometric and unnatural because this cliff won’t go away and let me make one big beautiful waterfall beneath my museum
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Screenshot of my Duolingo post lesson that says I got 50 XP for getting 100% right in 4 minutes 29 seconds, and also (unfortunately) says: “Are you Beyoncé? You made 0 mistakes. You’re flawless.” There’s also a graphic of their character with the beard and turban doing a split and holding a dizzy Duo the green owl aloft.
My pro switch controller sits untouched and yet my ACNH character walks slowly in place against the edge of a lake
My sim Tina standing in her bathroom with her hand over her belly. There's some suspicious white streaks on her knee and the tile around her, but I promise it's the remains of the confetti that went off when she got her positive pregnancy result, and nothing gross.
screenshot of twitch browser window with current poll: what kind of pet should the O'ween family have? Create-A-sim in the background shows a shirtless elder sim named Hal O'ween. Age has weathered him, but he's pretty buff and lowkey hot.
Physical special edition of Balatro for switch, contains 10 Balatro cards