R.H.Slansky

@rhslansky.bsky.social

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Word-arranger, quicksand survivor, spider relocation service, imaginary friend, Shirley Temple from Hell. she/her

an 8-week old blue-eyed and mostly cream-colored kitten with a dark muzzle, toes, tail, and ears leaning against the lap of the person taking the picture and looking up toward the camera
The stunning painted stucco-covered limestone bust of Queen Nefertiti, the wife of the pharaoh Akhenaten
Screenshot of timeline where OP’s skeet “You don't have to post terrible screenshots of other text-based websites here. You could just, not,..” is immediately followed by a skeet that says “BREAKING NEWS: Man who is famously wrong about everything refuses to admit he was wrong” with a screengrab of a tweet quoting another tweet
a photo of a whiteboard: JOKE OF THE DAY! me. I’m joke
a piece of paper thumbtacked to a white wall that says “I’m Printcess” in large font
a lizzie borden doll wielding an axe made by the madame alexander company
The same cat but stretched out to full length and looking into the camera with very pale green eyes
A sleeping black cat curled up and holding his back legs like a diver in pike position. The light conditions are just right to show the faint striped pattern of his short hair
a newly molted 4th or 5th instar monarch caterpillar nestled in a ground cover plant with small light green leaves and even smaller clusters of four-petaled purple and white flowers
Monarch butterfly having a little nectar snack break between laying eggs on a swamp milkweed plant
Showy milkweed plant in a 4 inch pot with a 3rd or 4th instar monarch caterpillar clinging horizontally to the pot rim
Lisa Salter reaching up to hold a mic up to Wemby. At the bottom of the shot you can see a tiny sliver or her forehead
liberty island park ranger from the movie splash saying “bocce BALLS”
tri-colored shiba inu looking stunning on a crowded picnic blanket
Fox confessor brings the flood by Neko case
ladybugs on a milkweed plant close to a yellow aphid and a white monarch egg
the mom from gremlins wielding a chef’s knife and a sheet shield going feral and running at a gremlin in her kitchen
a cardboard flat on a red patio table holding a pint carton of ladybugs, which love to eat aphids, white and purple alyssum, which repels aphids, and two showy milkweed plants that I probably don’t have room for that already have monarch eggs under their leaves
thinly sliced radishes, white onions, and cucumbers, chopped walnuts and fresh herbs and arranged on a marble slab along with butter, feta cheese, and a dish of ground sumac next to a plate of labneh spread out in a fan shape
Character.ai isn't particularly novel, but it does raise questions about whether products like these have any real future at all.
A downward view of a tiny dark purplish radiating spiny spokes at the center of a layered cluster of vibrant serrated green leaves veined in the same purplish color that get larger as they go down
two honking chonker monarch caterpillars eating milkweed leaves
a monarch caterpillar on a milkweed plant, probably at its second instar because it is TINY and it’s filaments are still wee bumps
this is the biggest alt text challenge I’ve ever faced, here goes: a 3-4 inch flower with a base of evenly spaced white petals almost obscured by an upper layer of radiating tendrils thinner than dental floss that are purple at the base then bleed to white as they go from straight to kinky at the ends. at the center is a complicated light green double decker 3-part structure dotted with tiny purple pinpoints. vivid shiny kelly-green leaves and white jasmine flowers are in the background. what I can’t describe is how weird and alien and beautiful this thing looks, it’s a star trek TOS-ass flower and anyone who lives in the appropriate growing zone can just plant it and it will go nuts putting out these martian blooms that attract bees, butterflies, and hummingbirds, and then, if you have a fruiting variety, a huge amount of crazy sweet-tart fruits
a 3rd grade utter dorkus girl wearing a yellow button-down short puffy-sleeved shirt tucked into jeans held up with a sad elastic belt with a metal interlocking clasp. it's pretty obvious from her short slept-on frizzy brown curls and the wonder woman underoos peeking out from her shirt collar that she doesn't have a lot of friends, but in this moment, with a monarch butterfly just chilling on the outstretched index finger she's holding out to a yellow zinnia flower, she could not care less
a picture of a narrow leaf milkweed plant
a monarch caterpillar chowing down on a narrow leaf milkweed plant
A somewhat fluffťy sealpoint cat on hey belly on a pale yellow duvet camera looking directly into camera with paws stretched out
An early image of smokey the bear reminding you that only you can prevent forest fires. As he gazes at you from the barren ruins of a charred forest with large brown eyes shining kindly from below the brim of his ranger hat, he bandages the arm of a normal baby bear gratefully looking back up at him. I say “normal” because the baby bear is not wearing clothes and is sitting the way an actually bear does, while Smokey is wearing belted jeans with the cuffs rolled up and kneeling before the cub on one knee. Did i mention Smokey has pecs? Because Smokey has pecs
senator eric schmidt wearing an ill-fitting dark grey (?) suit jacket over a white button-down shirt with no tie, and very pale grey wrinkled and pegged (?) cotton pants with brown lace-up leather shoes. he’s standing behind lindsey graham (who looks basically professionally dressed) and next to katie britt, who is wearing a purple blazer over an identically colored top and a skirt of a not quite matching shade that hits not just above or just below, but exactly mid-knee. Her legs are bare, which wouldn’t be a bad thing by itself, except she’s wearing tan and white running shoes and no socks. it’s kind of like they both have zoom brain and don’t think we can see them from the waist down. wild that anyone approved these visuals for an announcement about stealing taxpayer dollars to pay for a fancy ass grand ballroom that nobody wants
Brad Dourif as Lester Lee Boggs in The XFiles
apparently the only picture on the Internet with a carnation frozen chocolate malt in it. It’s the 80’s (probably) and a stadium vendor on a sunny day at Candlestick park is carrying a red plastic tub of them with a strap over their shoulder that looks like a seatbelt and holding a malt out to someone sitting to the left of the person holding the camera. The malt is out of focus but you can still tell that the red and white paper cup is frosty. we used to be a country
POV: you are panic-shopping for an event at macys and have just been confronted with the sight of a mannequin facing away from you that appears to have been subjected to the skirt version of being pantsed. said garment hangs at about knee-level so the mannequin’s entire tuches is exposed and said mannequin is standing behind two other fully clothed mannequins in the same stance that are blissfully unaware of the indignity unfolding behind then.
An adolescent seal point cat reclining on a desk with her belly exposed and her back against the wall. Her legs are all akimbo and she’s doing a thousand yard stare with a soupçon of blep
The alien from predator (1987) in full camouflage in the jungle
CALIFORNIA Gavin Newsom signs laws to rein in Gaza protests at universities
Young paul Newman standing next to a sign in front of a fence reading “NO DOGS OR PETS Allowed in Zoo” while eating an ice cream bar and checking out a gazelle with his Siamese car sitting on his shoulder and looking directly into camera
Jaws 1975 Watched 23 Dec 2025 Boring just trying to kill a shark bro it's not that hard.
A guy driving a dark grey pickup under a blue sky on the freeway with one arm hanging out of the window no wait that’s a red golden retriever not a guy holy shit is that dog driving a truck
Seal point cat reclined on a pale mustard duvet and looking up at the camera popeye-style
French fries in stainless steel cups on a charcuterie board
Pencil and charcoal drawing of my grandma Ruth after a photo my dad took of her before I was born
David Lynch looking dapper in a tux and pointing one finger right into the camera lens
A whole bunch of those NYC to go coffee cups with the blue and white Greek key pattern that say HAPPY TO SERVE YOU
Text exchange: [my friend]: Are you interested in the wacky Wuthering Heights? Comes out next week Me: I'm conflicted, but I guess I should see it if I'm gonna keep complaining about it
A medium fluffy seal point cat with her head in profile looking to the left of frame Her left front leg is thrown over a denim-clad human leg so that she looks like she has one arm out of the open window of a car as she sits back low in the driver’s seat
A blurry washed out photo of a barefoot toddler with frizzy blonde hair in a long dress and yellow cardigan standing in a garden with one fist raised dwarfed by a row of sunflowers growing against the fence behind her
Six posters posted side by side on a concrete underpass depicting an orange frog wearing a whistle and making a peace sign. White text on red bars at the top and bottom of the poster reads ICE OUT on 3 of the posters and CHINGA LA MIGRA on the other 3. Some chud appears to have attempted to tear them down and then given up. We are going to win.
Pro wrestler guy giving jim halpert breaking the forth wall can-you-believe-this face while the crowd chants “fuck ice”
a black cat stretched on a grey-green duvet cover, mostly on his back, legs straight, tail sticking up and green eyes wide
Landscape view of a red-and grey streaked sunset over the port of Oakland mirrored in the water
seal point medium fluffy cat with pale blue eyes, long white whiskers, and magnificent ear furnishings in 3/4 view looking extremely dismissive of you
“abolish ice” graffiti tag on an industrial building
A pink and grey sunset over a waterfront
sign hanging from the ceiling in aisle 4 of a grocery store: Candy bars Premium soda Beverage Warm soda
Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want Song by The Smiths • 1984
Totoro roaring from the treetops
bayfront view of the sun setting over the water after several days of an atmospheric river. From the right, a ramp descends to a small dock, beyond that, also on the right, a building sits on a pier about halfway out over the water, the last bright yellow glimpse of the sun peeking over its shoulder. Grey clouds painted with orange and pale yellow above a stripe of mostly blue sky are reflected in the water below
Book title page: Food for Men A TREASURY OF HEARTY AND TASTY COOKERY Together with adventures in dish hunting, anecdotes and glimpses into the tripartite life of that son of a sea cook, GLENN QUILTY
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