Rhys aka Handsome Jack's Transmasc Twink Boyfriend

@rhysbrando.bsky.social

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18+ ONLY. 🔞 34. He/Him or They/Them. AuDHD. no minors, no maps, no antis and no creeps. Multiple fandoms ahoy. Woe, porn and shitposts be upon ye.

A Trainer Card from the game Umamusume Pretty Derby. The friend ID is 550 625 208 772
A screenshot of the game Umamusume Pretty Derby showing Sakura Bakushin O with her inspirations, Taiki Shuttle (Summer) and Maruzensky.
A silly doodle of a smiling, stylized Handsome Jack.
A picture of Snoop Dogg holding up a note that reads "This is the cutest shit I've ever seen"
A man laying on an olive green couch with white floral printed pillows behind his head. His wide brown eyes are looking at the camera and he has a half-smile on his face. He is wearing a rainbow tie-dye shirt.
Three miis from Tomodachi Life standing in front of a large stone building on a river. Left to right: Angel (Borderlands), Handsome Jack (Borderlands), Rhys (Borderlands)
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream for Nintendo Switch. Gold Ship and Haru Urara from Umamusume are walking down the street and chatting.
Three Miis (Handsome Jack, Rhys, and Angel from Borderlands) standing in front of a tourist destination in Nepal. Screenshot from Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream for Nintendo Switch.
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream for Nintendo Switch. Two miis are standing around a bonfire on the beach laughing about their best "starting a cult fails." One mii is friendly toward the other while the other has a one sided crush on them.
a bottle of apple juice mixed with miralax sitting on a bathroom sink
an emoji crying a sea of tears
A figurine of Dr. Eggman from Sonic The Hedgehog with his arms held up. The text overlaid reads "Absolute Cinema"
Handsome Jack addressing the camera with a smirk on his face.
Handsome Jack looking at the camera and speaking to the viewer from the Borderlands 2 trailer
Trevor Moore from Whitest Kids U'Know, sitting in a chair, addressing the camera with a smile and his hands folded in his lap.
Screencap of Handsome Jack speaking to the viewer in the Borderlands 2 trailer
A screenshot of Umamusume: Pretty Derby depicting Taiki Shuttle, a blonde, blue eyed horse girl with a big smile.
Bug, a gray/black and white cat, sleeping with the tip of his tongue sticking out.
A picture of Haru Urara from Umamusume saluting on stage, while winking and smiling. The card beside her reads "Rhys - ID: 550 625 208 772 - Club: 2 Dolla - Rank/Trials Class: 44337/Class 6" and shows a Rank A New Year Haru Urara with 2* Pwr, 2* Mile, and 2* Unique sparks, as well as a max limit break Haru Urara guts card. The comment reads, "Haru Urara's #1 Fan"
A brown haired girl with rainbow eyes, sweating as she runs her hardest. The text reads, "A new realm of possibility."
A photo of a person's legs, reclined in a recliner seat, holding a bag of popcorn and a crossbody bag, watching a movie screen.
Kratos holding his arms out, and yelling at the Gods.
A Picrew of my oc, Shin, a light skinned, blonde haired elf boy with freckles and green eyes (blue in this pic bc it's an older one) He is wearing a teal floral hair decoration, a brown cloak with floral designs embroidered in it, and a green top.
Bug, a gray/brown/black/white cat laying on a green chair with a white and brown paw print blanket, cuddling a small brown teddy bear with a New Jersey Devils jersey. Behind him is a teal pillow that reads "Dogs have owners, cats have staff." Bug is notoriously farty and ripped one not even 2.5 seconds after this photo was taken.
A screencap from the Fallout tv series depicting The Ghoul/Cooper Howard impaled on a vertical pole. Pink text overlaid reads "I am at my fucking limit", while frowning heart and star stickers surround the image, lending a humorous nature to an otherwise dire vent post.
A strand of gray hair held between a forefinger and thumb with green nail polish on them. my blurry reflection can be seen in the mirror.
Bug, a gray, brown, and white cat, lays wrapped up in an orange blanket with gold metallic accents. His eyes are half open, and he looks very comfy. Behind him is me, holding an 8bitdo controller.
A screenshot from the game Umamusume: Pretty Derby: Twinkle Monthly Extra: Love at First Sight - Haru Urara Takes a Superb Win At the tumultuous Capricorn Cup, Haru Urara delivered a first-place finish to her trainer, Rhys! In this race filled to the brim with passion, her magnificent running earned her the win by an amazing nose margin. If she's this good already, we've got a lot to look forward to. Winner's Interview Interviewer: Have you been into anything in particular lately? Haru: Ura-walks! I find a place that makes me go "ooh-la-la" and walk around! It's super exciting and fun!
A screenshot of Bluesky-Map, showing a plethora of at least a hundred different profile pictures, with my pfp and tag in the center
A blue paisley plate with three lamb chops, and some chicken and mushroom risotto with mixed greens. A can of coke is in the background.
A white stove with a mix of various blue and brown tiles on the backsplash, a pot of chicken stock boiling on the left and raw chicken searing on the right.
An image of Kyle Rittenhouse holding a gun while walking down a street
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I JUST WATCHED SEASON 1 OF FALLOUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGBB LUCY DESERVES BETTER MAX DESERVES BETTER COOPER DESERVES BETTER LUCY'S DAD DESERVES CASTRATION AND NUTSTOMPAGE FOR ETERNITY
A hand holding a large cup of strawberry green tea with popping boba in a plastic bag with the words "thank you" written on it
A red haired girl with long hair in a ponytail, red eyes, black lipstick, and a black headband is blowing out teal candles on a pink (strawberry), purple (vanilla), and brown (chocolate) cake. the background is a dreamy blend of pastel pink, purple, and blue, with a teal outline around the girl and the cake.
A chibi style drawing of myself covered by a purple blanket with an exhausted expression, sweat drops on the image beside my head, and a speech bubble with a low battery icon that reads "0%" in yellow. my signature and the year 2026 is on the right side of the image
A screencap from the 2026 movie adaptation of Wuthering Heights, featuring Margot Robbie in an iridescent and very period inaccurate pink dress that looks almost like cellophane. One comment featured in the picture from Reddit user isafrankenst3in reads, "The upcoming Wuthering Heights film has committed many sins, but none as atrocious as this dress." another comment from Reddit user chekovsdickpic says, "it's amazing how my concerns about period accuracy just evaporate into thin air the moment iridescent fabrics are introduced."
A conversation with a friend discussing the pink dress from the new Wuthering Heights movie starring Margot Robbie. Friend: *laughing* Me: that's a party city ass dress are you fucking kidding me Friend: YOU JUST SAW THIS NOW? 😂 Me: is that PLASTIC?! Friend: BRUUUUUUH. IT'S SUPPOSED TO...give me a sec Me: WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO GO TO THE DAMN DOLLAR STORE?!
Fred from Scooby Doo with his head turned 180 degrees, with sinister glowing red eyes. the words "BE GONE BOT" are written in red.
Kermit the Frog facing a darker, sinister version of himself whose face is obscured by a black hood.
A close up of an orca whale with an open mouth, with the words "EAT THE RICH" written in red on the bottom of the image
A ground beef stir fry with white rice, broccoli, carrots, various colors of peppers, and cauliflower. a fried egg rests on top of the pile, the yolk still runny.
the ai overview on google explaining how bluesky's algorithm works. "Bluesky's algorithm is unique because it's user-choice driven and decentealized, allowing you to select from various feeds (chronological, custom-built, or topic-specific) instead of a single, hidden algorithm dictating content. It uses the open AT Protocol to let users build or subscribe to different algorithms for filtering posts, giving control back to the user." under the text description is a video from NBC News of an interview with Bluesky CEO Jay Graber.
Orfevre, a regal looking Umamusume, stands in a glamorous hallway in a triumphant pose, looking determinedly at the camera. Her red cape billows behind her as wind is generated from the pure strength of her powerful aura.
Oguri Cap from Umamusume, smiling and holding a large basket of carrots. Her mother is seen from behind, praising her for winning a tournament.
A screenshot of Merriam-Webster's skeet featuring a gif of rapidly generated words, whichever one it's stopped on is your word for 2026. mine was "moribund."
Bug, a gray/black and white tabby with white legs and a white belly, lounging on an orange fluffy blanket with gold accents. his belly is up, his legs are in the air, and he's looking at the camera mischievously. his belly and one front leg are shaved from a previous er vet visit.
A white plastic container filled with orange chicken (made with real orange peel and big red chilis), broccoli, and pork fried rice
Fred from Scooby Doo with his head turned 180 degrees to look behind him. His eyes are glowing a sinister red. Text overlayed above the image reads, "BE GONE BOT"
Fred from Scooby Doo with his head turned 180 degrees to look behind him. His eyes are glowing a sinister red. Text overlayed above the image reads, "BE GONE BOT"
Fred from Scooby Doo with his head turned 180 degrees to look behind him. His eyes are glowing a sinister red. Text overlayed above the image reads, "BE GONE BOT"
Fred from Scooby Doo with his head turned 180 degrees to look behind him. His eyes are glowing a sinister red. Text overlayed above the image reads, "BE GONE BOT"
Fred from Scooby Doo with his head turned 180 degrees to look behind him. His eyes are glowing a sinister red. Text overlayed above the image reads, "BE GONE BOT"
Fred from Scooby Doo with his head turned 180 degrees to look behind him. His eyes are glowing a sinister red. Text overlayed above the image reads, "BE GONE BOT"
Fred from Scooby Doo with his head turned 180 degrees to look behind him. His eyes are glowing a sinister red. Text overlayed above the image reads, "BE GONE BOT"
Fred from Scooby Doo with his head turned 180 degrees to look behind him. His eyes are glowing a sinister red. Text overlayed above the image reads, "BE GONE BOT"
Fred from Scooby Doo with his head turned 180 degrees to look behind him. His eyes are glowing a sinister red. Text overlayed above the image reads, "BE GONE BOT"
Fred from Scooby Doo with his head turned 180 degrees to look behind him. His eyes are glowing a sinister red. Text overlayed above the image reads, "BE GONE BOT"