Joe Rosenthal

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Mathematician, Food Antagonist, Verklempt Jew. 🔗 https://www.richardeaglespoon.com 🔗 https://instagram.com/joe_rosenthal/ ✉️ joe@richardeaglespoon.com

A screenshot of the article, "Can We Stop Pretending That Ann Kim Is Cancelled" from RichardEaglespoon.com
Title: He Can Smell Frozen French Toast Sticks Seconds Before He Sees Them On TikTok. Neurologists are Baffled. Subtitle: A night of speed dating set in a startling realization for one Cleveland Heights man: no one else has ever smelled like this before. Top bar: Wonder Hub, Why is everything so wet now, my husband won…
A screenshot from the New York Times of the headlines, "Administration Takes Steps to Target 2 Officials Who Investigated Trump "Secret Service Tracked Comey in May After Online Post Critical of Trump," and an accompanying picture of James Comey.
Whole cheese NY-style pizza.
Elon Musk in black MAGA hat
Two comments by dgoldman.bsky.social: "There is no genocide of the Palestinians. Hitler also accused us of genociding the Palestinians and that too was a lie. Or do you believe Hitler was actually just a prophet? Israel is not targeting people based on ethnicity. You need to stop peddling this lie." "Here's a question. Can you even state the characteristics that makes someone a Palestinian? In other words, what are the necessary and sufficient qualities to be Palestinian in the eyes of the entity that you claim is targeting said Palestinians?"
A photoshopped package of New School cheese slices: New School Amerikkkan Old School Bigotry Supports a Nazi Gets Moldy Bland in Sauces 0 Objection to Fascism (0.0KG)
Grilled cheese sandwich with Cooper Sharp cheese
Follow up reply from indiedynamo.bsky.social: “Just because Trump is dumb as a sack of shit doesn't mean everyone around him is.”
Post by indiedynamo.bsky.social: > Yall so focused on the fact that a journalist was in the group chat when they talked about bombing Yemen, that you forgot that at no point the journalist didn't even do anything to warn anyone about it they still bombed Yemen. Also that the journalist has ties to isreal.
Screenshot of the Ghost Tour sketch on I Think You Should Leave with the following text: “It's just after 10:00 p.m. This is the Houthi PC small group, which means you can drink if you want and we can tell Jeffrey Goldberg whatever the hell we want.”
YouTube suggesting My Way by Limp Bizkit as “new to you.”
Elon Musk Tweet: "My companies make great products that people love and I’ve never physically hurt anyone. So why the hate and violence against me? Because I am a deadly threat to the woke mind parasite and the humans it controls."
An image and description of a propane-powered fridge
Picture of Andrew Tate in a bathrobe with a pizza box and a tweet by Alejandra Caraballo with the following: “Romanian authorities needed proof that Andrew Tate was in the country so they reportedly used his social media posts. His ridiculous video yesterday featured a pizza from a Romanian pizza chain, Jerry's Pizza, confirming he was in the country. This is absolutely epic.”
Ryan Grim begging people on Threads to come back to Twitter in April 2024
Ryan Grim mocking the Purim story
Bear cub getting really big fish photographed by Harry Collins
An Alex Hardy post with the following text: First they came for the Jews and I did not speak up because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the Jews again and I did not speak up because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the Jews again [and] I did not speak up because I was not a Jew. The finally someone I dont like came for the Jews and I finally spoke up cause I hate that guy.
Image of restaurateur Ann Kim in a Target Good & Gather collaborative image.
A pepperoni Sicilian-style pizza and a plain NY-style pizza.
Balatro takeover screen showing five hands still available.
Mel Gibson quote from Joe Rogan podcast: > "I have three friends," Gibson told Rogan. "All three of them had stage 4 cancer. All three of them don't have cancer right now at all — and they had some serious stuff going on." When Rogan asked what they took to rid themselves of the cancer, Gibson gave him a suggestive head nod as if Rogan was supposed to know what he was getting at. Rogan then guessed ivermectin, which Gibson confirmed.
Parody NYT article Image of pepperoni pizza from Ann Kim’s Hello Pizza with caption, “Hello Pizza; [Goodbye] Scruples.” Headline: Ann Kim Invented Eating Pizza and Selflessly Stopped Absolute Idiots From Using Forks and Knives While Eating Slices Subtitle: Do not search "Ann Kim union busting" on Google: It is all lies, and it is not newsworthy whatsoever. By Ed Levine The founder of Serious Eats and the host of the podcast "Special Sauce," Ed Levine does not give a fuck about fact checking. Published Jan. 6, 2025 Updated Jan. 9, 2025 Body text: We hate unions, especially at restaurants whose
Pepperoni Sicilian-style pizza, with cupping pepperoni. Cheese on top of sauce.
NY-style cheese pizza
NY-style pizza in a box
Angled photo of pepperoni square slice.
NY-style cheese pizza
Pepperoni pizza mixing two slices of pizza
Close-up shot of microblistering on crust of clam pizza
Two pizzas. The top pie is on a 19" pan, and the bottom pie is on a 20" pan due to the logistics surrounding my pan storage, so they're not sized all that differently. Caputo Bros. fior di pizza. The pepperoni pie is Bianco DiNapoli NY Style Pizza Sauce (plus oregano and a healthy amount of salt) with Salumeria Biellese pepperoni. The bottom pie was a clam pizza. Same Caputo cheese, 2.5lbs of little neck clams that I schucked just before baking the pie, Sicilian red pepper, oregano, Fulvi pecorino Romano, and paper thin garlic.
Benjamin Ryan cited a Jesse Singal article in which he refers to Scientific American producing “biased dreck.”