Richard Kadrey

@richardkadrey.bsky.social

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NYT bestselling author of the Sandman Slim series. Kadrey also plays music with the band A Demon in Fun City. he/him

Colman Domingo: I have a message for everyone who is upset about diversity in The Odyssey. If you want to see a film with a cast of all white people who are cursed by the gods, the Melania movie is currently streaming.
the cover of The Wrong Dead Guy
All three photos: rolling, glowering clouds stretching across the horizon
eternal creep and idiot, Matt Walsh, whining about The Odyssey
a Halloween candy display at CVS
photo of a man letting baby meerkats play with his tools. "My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how he spent his morning. I'm crying." Reply: "Your dad small as hell."
My cat asleep with his head on the side of my laptop
My cat with his head propped on my laptop
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing. "I'm alive! said Gatsby, roaring past in a speedboat. He's faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"
Man, if you're pissed that Nolan put an LGBTQ person in his fictional movie about an ancient Greece, you're going to have a fucking stroke when you learn about actual ancient Greece.
Never forget that in 2022 Mitch McConnell blocked cancer treatment for veterans exposed to burn pits. Then Republicans fist bumped on the Senate floor. Then he went home to his taxpayer-funded healthcare.
the cover of Bowie's album Low
half of my face with shuttered Venetian windows outside
an Edward Gorey illustration of the devil in a suit approaching a woman with a watering can: But then the demon, much too soon, Returned on Sunday afternoon
Dumb Shawn tries to make a sarcastic reply to Elle who murders him with ruthless condescension
The original edition of Sandman Slim
the cover of In the the Devil Wind
Robby the Robot shortcircuiting
Booping noses with my cat
the original four cenobites from Hellraiser
a ninja zombie bunny with chainsaws riding a pink unicorn
the Crafted taco sign
"You got any stuff that doesn't suck?"
a Sandman Slim cocktail
Reblog if you're bisexual, support bisexual people, or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit.
Trump on the CHIPS Act: "If you weren't transgender, you didi't qualify. So they'd get the money, they'd look all over for transgender people to run the company."
The original cast of The Breakfast Club
"Hot sluts hate data centers"
A cloud visible or the plane window
A kitten eating pancakes
A closet holding a number of BDSM leather restraints with the caption, "Holy shit...how many dogs do you have?"
the silhouette of a tree and an angel atop a stone tomb
The news is always like: America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free.
Half of my banana lying on the floor
My black cat sitting on a pair of my pants
a recent photo of Sam Neill
a kitten asleep under the pile of $50 bills
old, broken street alley pavement: bare bricks leading to a cobblestone road
a little free library that looks like a British call box
a startled opossum with the caption: Due to recent events, morning screaming hours have been extended indefinitely
Fox News chyron: Libraries turning into drug-infested sex dens
"I had a dream I was at Taco Bell and the screen was Videodrome Debbie Harry telling me to let my body die so I had to make it."
Elon Musk claiming that Space X will be worth more than the rest of the earth when it accomplishes its goals
a group of Muppets with the caption: the orgy runs into a snag when all of the participants realize that none of them are anatomically correct.
an audience response card with the word DEPRAVED scrawled across it
a tiny kitten asleep on its back on the floor
So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore, some girl came up with a barcode tattooed on her wrist. Of course my first question to her was can I scan it? I guess she had never scanned it before and was pretty excited about it. She talked about how it was sentimental to her and stuff. I scanned it and she rang up as a bag of jalapeño Cheetos. She then became livid and, of course, I was dying of laughter.
a bank of fluffy clouds above the straight angles of an apartment building
a cat with death rays coming from its eyes with the caption: I love my cat and I hate data centers
"What has helped you not to go insane this year?" "Nothing. I am insane."
Complete short stories of JG Ballard
future Mad Max-style book festivals
A small hamster in a pink car: Normalize saying this instead of responding with living the dream "The horrors persist, but so do I"
A blurry photo of my cat as he demands dinner
Parents generation: Our 4th child is on the way. Me: I'm going to buy my cat a sombrero and some kitty gogurts.
Trump announcing that Walmart will reduce prices because he told them to.
King Crimson's USA is displayed with a Miley Cyrus album cover on Apple's Music app
Fake zoo guide busted after taking 18 tourists on an hour long tour just to completely make up random facts about otters.