Banjo the Riot Elephant

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Restoring order to 1970s Belfast

Two panel meme with the top panel being an overhead view of two Iranian F-14 fighter jets on the tarmac with the caption "My parents' tax dollars" and the second pane shows one of those fighters being destroyed by a bomb with the caption "My tax dollars destroying my parents' tax dollars"
Zoomed in picture of a dead deer on a trailer being pulled by the hunter riding a bicycle
Meme of two kids, one of them appears to be falling backwards while wearing heelys. The text says "the worst thing about wearing heelys around campus is when the girls get too wet and I hydroplane"
Chart showing LeBron's tally of 8 or 9 rebound games. He had 172 eight rebound games and 147 nine rebound games.
Screenshot of Washington Post headline that reads "At least 18 hospitalized after mobile lounge crashes at Dulles Airport."
A picture of a grocery store cart containing 37 bottles of 225 count Extra Strength Tylenol for a total price of $961.63.
Picture of a bottle of Tylenol
The Norman Rockwell painting "Freedom of Speech" commonly used as a meme when people make a bold statement
Screenshot of a classic tweet by @notabigjerk that reads "I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion."
Letter from Cleveland Stadium general council James E. Bailey in response to a letter containing frivolous threat of legal action. The body of the letter reads: "Attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters. Very truly yours, Cleveland Stadium Corp. James E. Bailey, general council."
Classic tweet by @NotABigJerk that reads "I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
Sterling Archer from the animated show "Archer" scratched up and battered talking to Babou the ocelot. The caption on the image says "Yes, all of it, you fox-earred asshole".
Screenshot of two tweets from September 9, 2021. The first one from Todd Starnes (@toddstarnes) reads "Biden says even @FoxNews has a mandatory vaccine policy. Is that true? That can't be true. Have Hannity and Tucker and the others gotten the vaccine? That just can't be true." The second tweet is a reply to Todd's tweet from username The Vaporwave Listener. It reads "Todd please answer me as honestly as you can: how often do you hear the doorbell on tv and start barking at the door in real life?"
Screenshot of an excerpt from Megan's piece. It reads "Moderation suppressed conservative users and stories that hurt the left — most notoriously, the story about Hunter Biden’s laptop, which Twitter throttled as “disinformation” in the run-up to the 2020 election. Of course, progressive Twitter mobs also policed the discourse themselves, securing high-profile firings that made many people afraid to cross them."
Norman Rockwell's painting "Freedom of Speech" which is frequently used as a meme to represent someone presenting an unpopular opinion
Excerpt from a Guardian piece about Josh Hawley that reads "But what did his colleagues make of him? In a now-deleted tweet, Mike Sacks, a former Colet fellow who arrived two years after Hawley, said that a teacher asked him: 'You’re not a fascist like that Joshua Hawley, are you?'"
A crazy looking house centipede on a wood or faux wood floor. It is brown with darker brown spots and (obviously) lots of legs.
Photo of White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller right before he asks for a glass of sugar water
Screenshot of a skeet by @kylerudy.com that reads "The media is a helicopter parent for Democrats and a tornado chaser for Republicans."
Screenshot of Matt Taibbi's tweet as part of his "Twitter Files" series on Twitter. It reads "Although several sources recalled hearing about a “general” warning from federal law enforcement that summer about possible foreign hacks, there’s no evidence - that I've seen - of any government involvement in the laptop story. In fact, that might have been the problem..."
Screenshot of classic Twitter post from @screaminbutcalm. It reads: Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Snippet of text from an interview with the former head of Tesla AI. In total it reads "Mapping the world and keeping it up to date is much too expensive. You won’t change the world with this limitation, you need to focus on vision which is the most important. The roads are designed to be interpreted with vision." I've highlighted the part where it says "You won't change the world with this limitation".
Snippet of text from the article that reads "Mr. Rubio added that it would be imperative in future talks with Moscow to determine what Russia was willing to concede."
Picture of a letter from a lawyer for the Cleveland Browns football team to a disgruntled fan who was threatening to sue the team because other fans were flying paper airplanes in the stadium and weren't being stopped by the staff. The letter reads as follows: "Dear Mister Cox. Attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters. Very truly yours, Cleveland Stadium Corp, James N. Bailey, General Counsel."
Classic dril tweet that reads "and another thing; I'm not mad. Please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad."
Screenshot of text from Daily Beast article. It reads: For Mace, though, what seems to matter most isn’t what kind of attention she gets—just that she’s at the center of it. Drawing on Mace’s 2021 strategy memo, a current internal handbook for her congressional staff obtained by The Daily Beast, and interviews with three former Mace aides, a profile emerges of a politician obsessed with her public image and fixated on winning herself as much exposure as possible, often to the dismay of her staff. One former senior aide to Mace recalled asking themselves one question more and more during their tenure in her office: “Are we in a PR firm, or working for a member of Congress?” The office’s staff handbook, which two aides said was also written by Mace herself, demonstrates the boss’s relentless focus on PR and media—along with her grueling expectations for staff. In the document, the responsibilities and expected deliverables listed for the position of communications director are extensive; the person is expected to send out at least one press release per day, for example, a frequency rarely seen on Capitol Hill. Beyond drafting press releases, website posts, and tweets, staffers on the communications team were told they needed to book Mace on a national TV outlet between one and three times per day—a staggering nine times per week, at a minimum, according to former staffers who had seen past handbooks—and on local TV channels at least six times per week. The most recent version of the handbook is notable in how much more detailed it is in explaining communications roles compared to legislative or constituent-oriented ones.
Comic of a political ad with the picture of a Wolf politician on a billboard situated in a field of sheep. The ad says "I am going to eat you". The caption of the comic - depicting two sheep talking to each other - says "He tells it like it is."
Excerpt from the Washington Post article announcing there will be no endorsement: "In a column published on The Post’s website Friday, Post Publisher William Lewis described the decision as a return to the newspaper’s roots of non-endorsement. The Post began regularly endorsing presidential candidates in 1976, when the paper endorsed Jimmy Carter “for understandable reasons at the time,” Lewis wrote."
Picture from the animated tv show Archer with the titular character sitting in the back seat of the car with an ocelot named Babou, with scratches and damaged garments given to him by Babou.
First provision in the Ohio Issue 1 ballot initiative for 2024. It reads "Repeal constitutional protections against gerrymandering approved by nearly three-quarters of Ohio electors participating in the statewide elections of 2015 and 2018, and eliminate the longstanding ability of Ohio citizens to hold their representatives accountable for establishing fair state legislative and congressional districts."
Drake meme where he shuns the bible verse 1 Timothy 6:10 "For the love of money is the root of all evil" but embraces 2 Thessalonians 3:10 "..if any would not work, neither should he eat."
Quote from John Mulaney's act at Dreamforce. It reads "Some of the vaguest language ever devised has been used here in the last three days. The fact that there are 45000 trailblazers here couldn't devalue the title any more."
Tweet from internet legend Dril that reads "its the weekend baby, you know what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911"
The satirical account Ken M sharing a poem from his wife in the comments of a Yahoo article titled "Astronomers find star with three super-Earths" Ken's comment reads "wife wrote a poem about this SHARE if you agree and if you don't then DELETE. poem begins 3 little space balloons and one little sun something tells me Christ our LORD is watching everyone :)
Screenshot of multiple tweets from the parody twitter account Italian Elon Musk. In order: Ayy!! I make a da rockets!! I make a the marionettes paint a like Rick a Morty!! "Ayy I'm a the Pickle Rick!" Paisan I just a invent a new fruit, I call it a da "tomato"!! I come up a with this all by myself!! Ohhh disruptiano!! I send a the calzone into space!! I don't pay a the taxes!! Ohhh!!!
A tweet that says "I think a lot of people think the word skeptic means if i don't understand something that means it's not real"
Screenshot of Jack Black as Gulliver from a movie adaptation of Gulliver's Travels. Gulliver is a massive giant and the people appear miniature before him.
An absolute mess of a political cartoon created by Ben Garrison. I cannot begin to describe it in alt-text.
Picture of a clown with the text "Ben Garrison" overlayed on his chest.
Iconic picture of George W Bush being told about the World Trade Center being attacked. Often used as a reaction meme.
A picture of a man in clown face paint
Quote from GOP Rep James Comer regarding his impeachment investigation: "I feel like we’ve done our job. … Our part of the report has been finished for a long time. They can publish it or not — I guess things change if he’s not running again,"
Picture of a guy named Kevin Chang in what appears to be a yearbook of some kind. His personal quote that he submitted is "It's not enough that I should succeed - others should fail."
Screenshot from the movie Independence Day where one of the scientists at Area 51 says "The last 24 hours have been very exciting", referring to the alien ship in storage at Area 51 powering back up as the alien motherships arrived on earth. The scientist is then scolded by the President for being excited by circumstances that have led to the deaths of millions.
Image from British politician Katie Hopkins' Twitter account where she has a fake target on her forehead with the caption "this is how it feels to be a white Conservative woman." The bottom part of the picture is a reply to the post that says "I actually love this metaphor because it's a fake target and you've put it there yourself."
Alternate style 4 sided die with rounded top and bottom to ensure that it can only roll on the 4 numbered sides