Richard Haussmann

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West Denver. Comics. Ukuleles. Horror. Science Fiction. Fortean. Data Warehouse/Airflow dev. Libraries. Cemeteries. Old Movie Theaters.

Sean Connery as King Agamemnon in Time Bandits
Russell Brand, Johnny Depp, and Jared Leto were all grown from the same vat. They are a mutation of the 'Bad Boy' with bad hygiene, smarmy charm, and sadism.
Luke Cage saying to Dr Doom, "Where's my money, honey?"
Atomic bomb and weird characters associated with S3E8 of Twin Peaks.
Image of Fr Guido Sarducci
Comic book panel showing supergirl kissing aman with title The Day Superhorse Became Human.
The Residents: Bad Day on the Midway
Issue of Batman 244 by Neal Adams, where Batman is lying with a sword in his chest with Ra's Al Ghul in the background.
Malcolm Mc Dowell as Mr Rouke in Fantyasy Island
Grant Morrison's comparison of the JLA to the Justice League.
Image of Tom Bombadil from Lord of the Rings. I still think he was silly and insufferable. He just can’t read a room when people are sick of him.
Box for Hot Pockets Ranch Lovers Buffalo Style Chicken. I'll admit I picked the weirdest flavor for effect. They're usually pizza or other hot sandwich flavors.
Poster for Italian Spiderman
poster for italian spiderman
Logo of Pam Grier aiming a shotgun.
Pam Grier Cinema Littleton, CO May 15, 2026 with an image of Pam Grier with a shot gun.
Family Circus panel with the mom asking the kids who ate all the cookies. A little not me ghost is slipping away.
Robin Hood disguised as a stork
Image of John Candy and Catherine O'Hara in the film Home Alone. John Candy is playing the clarinet, which he really could play.
This horror is a "white person taco." A white plate made with square-bottom hard taco shells. Filled with (probably unspiced) ground beef, chopped tomatoes, and artificial-looking orange cheese. Appropriation? Maybe. More likely a lack of effort.
Batman/Hellboy/Starman crossover issue1
"prayer" to Cthulhu an existential threat to humanity
Hannibal Lecter says, "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
A screen shot from Disco Elysium with large amounts of text in the right gutter.
A photo of Afroman and Donald Trump.
An image of Slim Pickens riding a nuclear bomb from the film, Dr. Strangelove
Quantum Leap had an episode called 'it's a Wonderful Leap" which portrayed a young Donald Trump and Fred Trump in the 1950s in NYC
How to Get Ahead in Advertising is a 1989 British black comedy fantasy film written and directed by Bruce Robinson, and starring Richard E. Grant and Rachel Ward. The image shows a second head growing from Richard E Grant's neck/shoulder.
Picture of a riverboat
The Lament Configuration is a fictional lock puzzle or puzzle box appearing in horror stories by Clive Barker, or in works based on his original stories.
Image from the television show, "Northern Exposure," which was considered the 'other' Pacific Northwest show. The image shows Chris and Marilyn Whirlwind in her truck.
Cover of Red Sonja Reborn. Red Sonja is portrayed in Times Square.
Statue of "steel-driving man" John Henry, a folk hero who was able to beat a drilling machine in a duel before his heart gave out. The statue was shot with bullets and hit with baseball bats, but still stood tall. The statue was restored and moved to the John Henry Historical Park in Talcott, WV
The image shows a sign for "Mike's Way," which adds onions, lettuce, tomatoes, a blend of spices, and "The Juice" to a sub sandwich at the Jersey Mike's Sub Shop. There are no options for God's Way, Man's Way, Beelzebub's Way, Archie's Way, or Betty's Way.
Simpsons tv show: Kid on the ground with berries on mouth saying it tastes like burning,
The cover of the Amazing Spider-Man #101, which has Morbius the Living Vampire (not the renegade time lord) swatting six-armed Spider-Man off some stairs.
Gilda Radner as Baba Wawa (Barbara Walters)
Robert Hagyes as Juan Epstein and Gabe Caplin in the TV show “Welcome Back, Kotter.”
Doom Patrol #40 cover with Cliff Steele (Robotman) converted into a spider centaur climbing vertically.
Lugosi as dracula wearing a medallion
Astounding stories magazine with lovecrafts mouth of madness on the cover
Image from tv show BJ and the Bear. Greg Evagan and a cute chimp, BJ. You'd want to avoid an angry, hungry adult male chimpanzee if you encounter one in the woods.
A scene from Blade Runner where a cop is administering the Voight-Kampff test, which determines if the subject has empathy. If they don't they're probably a machine.
John Belushi as Jake Blues asking a restaurant patron to sell him his children.
The young pope dressed as Elwood Blues.
A document with all the lines redacted and covered in black marker. It looks like zebra stripes.
Image of the owl at Bohemian Grove, c. 1925.
From the film(2012) and book(1937), The Hobbit. Top image: Thorin: "out of the Frying Pan..."; Middle Image: Gandalf: "And into the fire." Bottom image: The first page of Charter 6 of The Hobbit, "Out of the Frying-Pan into the Fire."
Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle saying, 'Well, surprise, surprise, surprise.'
Masking tape covering a computer camera lens.
Popeye is being held up by the collar by a goon, a tall, somewhat featureless being in a furry loincloth, with furry forearms and shins.
An image of the alien Coneheads characters from Saturday Night Live.
Marvel Legends Hypno-Hustler action figures dressed in white with goggles and a pink guitar.