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A tiny baby sprout who looks just like her mother is looking green and healthy in a tiny jam jar.
A close up of a cranky ginger dog on a pillow, with a slightly damp face.
A person holding a plate with a naked pink baby man thing, holding an egg or something above its head with a very definite sad face and what looks like tiny genitalia protruding from its belly parts. Which explains the sad face I guess. Poor lad is embarrassed he forgot his underpants.
Mavis the hot pink cyclamen plant who is a little bit thirsty and letting me know by wilting dramatically at me. I have been busy, Mavis. I’m sorry. (She needs a bigger pot too.)
An AFL field covered in fog/mist.
A framed picture of a vintage ad for Lux soap that reads, “Women! Keep Your Mimsy Clean”.
A ginger coloured dog in a blue jacket looking out over a chilly and very overgrown garden.
Back view of Violet the chubby ginger dog surveying her kingdom from a grey verandah.
A screenshot from the 1991 “Barbie” Nintendo game.
A video of ginger coloured dog fast asleep and resting the side of his face on a narrow black bolster cushion, snoring, with his tongue poking out.
A screenshot from my DMs saying- “heey RictusGrin :)Can u imagine that this girl has filmed home videos even though she’s a freshman in college? Hit her up maybe she’ll shoot one with you tooher OF” Followed by a link. I’m guessing to her home videos.
A woman in a red dress sitting and holding a baby while a man lies on his back, taking, what looks like, extreme liberties with his head under the ladies skirt.
The naked lower half of two bodies mid cavort with their heads inserted into and obscured by a pink flower/shell/owl perch(?). I dunno, it could also just be a very large hat. Anyway, looks like a bit a fun. I would have to add some pants though. No one needs to see all that on a Sunday.
A DVD copy of the movie ‘American Ninja’ starring Michael Dudikoff.
Thomas the Tank Engine with a human face, the rest of the human body tucked up inside the engines body.
A chubby ginger dog called Alfred lying on a grey verandah looking alert with fur sticking up on his head and a slight blep.
A Kamahl record on top of many other Kamahl records, this one is titled, “ALL I HAVE TO OFFER YOU IS LOVE”.
A giant, filthy duck cookie jar. The duck is wearing a pink bonnet and has a cartoonish face. She is beautifully hideous.
A close up of a very chubby ginger dog with a still greasy but smug face looking away from the camera.
Alfred the enterprising ginger dog sleeping on his favourite spot on the lounge. He is very innocent of all crimes and is just tired from all the good boy things he has been doing, which is nothing to do with dishwashers.
A blurry close up of a ginger coloured dog, mid excitement, with her mouth open and showing her tongue, extremely excited to have a person on the floor.
A brown and white dog with his tongue hanging out and a big smile on his face looking into the camera and asking politely for some more Christmas biscuits. He is adorable.
A statue of a 1 foot tall brown and white cocker spaniel looking incredible festive in a custom Santa hat.
A very chipped foot high statue of a brown and white (suspected) cocker spaniel, looking regal and clean in the afternoon sun, with far too many chips and scuffs to be worth the half price we paid.
A very chubby ginger dog sitting with his front legs over the arm of a lounge chair, belly on display, like a grumpy old man falling asleep during the nightly news.
Smiling frog person/ninja turtle looking vaguely in the direction of the viewer, clearly enjoying the shenanigans surrounding them.
An obscenely muscled yellow rubber duck unashamedly displaying his (lower) masculine smoothness front on, in a masculine pose of masculinity, undaunted by his lack of working parts.
An obscenely muscled yellow rubber duck, proudly displaying his sculpted rear end to the camera, in an effort to entice buyers.
A picture of a box containing 2 large light up Christina’s decorations called ‘Santa’s Pooches’. They are brown dogs wearing Santa hats and scarves. They are solar powered and slightly tacky. But not tacky enough that you wouldn’t consider buying them. Except that they are $199 which is ridiculous for a once a year usage.
Jake Kong Jr from Filmation’s Ghostbusters looking spiffy in his safari suit.
Homer Simpson with his tongue poking out making a circus tent out of mashed potato and clown college dreams.
A picture of Worzel Gummidge minus his hat with his scarecrow hair looking very much like scarecrow hair. He is smiling so we can assume he finds it hilarious as well and now we know why he wears a hat.
Lucy Lamb (a lamb looking Lego figurine) in her bedroom set looking friendly and fabulous and perfectly sized for a school bag pocket.
Close up photo of a majestically frilly looking white and pinkish iris flower.
A back view of a brown and white Monty dog on a verandah with an overgrown garden in the background, moments before running off to bark at the bitch neighbour and her dog who is notoriously the most hated dog in the street. (Poor chap. He really is an arse tho.)
An armoured Knight leaning against the corner of a fence with a crowd in the background before starting a sword fight. He unfortunately lost and ended the bout on his back. Looked cool while doing it though.
A naked man resisting the advances of a pig dressed provocatively in a wimple.
A close up of the above picture, focusing on a guy with one eye covered, the uncovered eye definitely not looking at the exposed boob of some chick with a sword. There is also a prudish mouse thing over his shoulder screeching in either shock or outrage at his audacity and pushing his head away from the offending bosom.
An older woman looking into the camera wearing a beanie, scarf, winter jacket and fingerless gloves while counting money. The actual description of the photo is “exhausted older woman falling down with heart attack” which is very misleading. Unless it is meant to indicate that it was all a scam or insurance fraud and this is her receiving payment? Who knows. Anyway my gloves are much cooler.
A close up of the above fork, with a red arrow indicating the most offensive part just below the tines.
A pencil drawn caricature of Bob Hawke with his finger in the air saying- “Hold the presses! I’ve just invented a new taxation.”
A typed out poem in an old notebook that starts- “Whitlam is my shepherd, I shall not work, He maketh me to lie down on park benches He leadeth me beside the still factories He restoreth my faith in the Liberal and Country Party.” Then two more versus about how Whitlam and labour suck, finishing with- “I am glad I am Australian I am glad that I am free I wish I was a little dog And Whitlam was a tree.”
A brown dog called Alfred being the cutest and smartest boy in the world, (except for Monty of course, not pictured) looking into the camera proudly with a blurry yellow plastic ranunculus at his feet.
A close up of a brown and white Monty dog, looking extremely disgruntled at the liberties taken with his ears.
Close up of Alfred the ginger dog fast asleep with his tongue sticking out, on top of a very chic dog blanket, on top of a very nice new lounge that is actually a very nice eucalyptus colour.
A moderately sized bow that impresses no one with its scale on the back of a satin and chantilly lace wedding dress.
Martin Septim and the Adoring Fan standing outside somewhere in Cyrodiil.
A baby Huntsman Spider on a car window.
A moral alignment test result that shows 89.2% good, 93.3% lawful, which means lawful good. And also boring. A beige soul till I die.
Two dogs sitting and one standing on a verandah looking out at a garden and offensive finches.
Two ginger dogs and one white and ginger dog sitting on a verandah staring out over a front yard fence. The white and ginger dog would prefer to be inside, as he suffers terribly from ‘inside paws’. (Must be softly cushioned at all times)
View from a verandah of an overgrown garden that needs weeding with 2 ginger dogs walking on a path.
Alfred bringing me a sock he *found* to exchange for a treat. (Found meaning he pulled it from a clean basket of washing. He is very enterprising boy.)
Violet the brown dog lying on a red blanket showing her belly for a pat
Monty, a brown and white dog with his chin resting on the arm of a chair with sad eyes indicating his lack of sandwich and need for more. His sister Violet is a blurry, brown lump fast asleep in the background.
A mask of the head of an old woman with long grey hair, withered skin and missing teeth. The future awaits.
Picture of a deformed humanoid life-form thing with the caption ‘I must alter myself into a life-form which can exist on the planet.’