riley

@riley.gauche.rodeo

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game designer | “products guy” | temporarily embarrassed poster

The one who holds the Triforce of Courage Is... You, Frieza! TOSHIBA
Navi the fairy... Thou must aid Frieza...
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a screenshot from persona 4 golden. text reads as follows: Create Message Select phrases to change Every Day's Steak ! I Am In the Meat Dimension ! Select an icon Rescues 24 Every Day's Steak! I Am In the Meat Dimension! Confirm X Presets A OK B Back
a cavendish banana held in the left hand of an idiot
an early 2000s hitclips device featuring multiple cartridges of contemporary hits
screenshot of a bluesky drafts page: Back Drafts now time traveling to the old west to gumptionmog the cowboys 7h beermogging my nephew at his fifth birthday party 7h lawnmogging my neighbors 7h brakemogging on the freeway 7h steermogging my car 7h ordermogging the drive thru cashier 8h sockmogging my feet 8h soapmogging the dishes 8h poopmogging my toilet
a hearing test. text on left side says “Hearing Level in Decibels (dB) ANSI 1969” text too says “Frequency in Hertz (Hz)” i’m not gonna list every number on the sheet for clarity and conciseness, but the “decent hearing” line is at about 25 decibels for all frequencies. my samples are almost all at 0 decibels (which is good), with the exception of the 250Hz sample, which is at about 5 decibels. this is the most detail i think i have ever put into an alt text! i hope it’s helpful :)
jim downey speaking into a microphone incredulously
kevin james from the television sitcom “king of queens” shrugging
a hand holding the daniel craig james bond collection box set. text reads as follows: 4K ULTRA HD 4K ULTRA HD + BLU-RAY + DIGITAL CODE available in HD only. mars 2024 Offert en HD seulement. CASINO ROYALE (Version fronçoise incluse) QUANTUM OF SOLACE 007 QUANTUM SKYFALL 007 SKYFALL SPECTRE (Version francaise incluse) NO TIME TO DIE MOURIR PEUT ATTENDRE THE DANIEL CRAIG LA COLLECTION DE 5 FILMS 5-FILM COLLECTION DE DANIEL CRAIG INCLUDES THE EXTENDED UNRATED VERSION OF CASINO ROYALE COMPREND LA VERSION INTÉGRALE PROLONGÉE DE CASINO ROYALE
a white man with bad hair (but a great moustache). there is a green toothbrush hanging from his mouth.
• A BASEBALL CARD ADVENTURE • SHOELESS JOE & Me Can one of the greatest baseball scandals of all time be undone? DAN GUTMAN Author of HONUS & ME
a mostly empty bowl of shoyu ramen with some broth and onions left at the bottom. no, i’m not finishing it. there are too many onions. they put too many onions in that shit. it was still pretty good tho. a mostly transparent naruto is superimposed over the image. he is giving a thumbs up to the observer.
a lego kit featuring wario and king boo from mario kart. they are both rather square, but king boo is especially so. text reads as follows: LEGO SUPER MARIO * ADD MORE FUN WITH * * INTERACTIVE FIGURES Sold separately 8+ 72038 Wario & King Boo 512 pcs/pzs MARIOKART
nanba from the “like a dragon” series giving two thumbs up
a bed with a conspicuous furry tail sticking out from under it…
finger pointing at a tv that is playing an episode of hunter x hunter (2011) subtitle reads as follows: “After giving the king 6-7 of my body,”
video of a man in his living room playing yakuza like a dragon, using the orbital laser and then turning to the camera and saying “you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
Your YouTube award Most likely to quote obscure movie lines while playing your favorite video game YouTube youtube.com/recap
a clip from the video game yakuza: like a dragon. dialogue reads as follows: hironaka: “fill the world with knockoffs, and eventually things made with love and care will cease to exist altogether. i don’t want honest craftsmen and the fans who appreciate them to ever see such a day.” (ichiban) kasuga: “yeah. i feel you there.”
pixel art of blastoise: a blue bipedal tortoiselike creature with cannons sticking out of its shell near the shoulders. its belly is beige.
What's next? To be clear, we do not believe the solution to these issues is to avoid using LLMs, especially given the undeniable benefits they offer in many contexts. Rather, our message is that people simply need to become smarter or more strategic users of LLMs - which starts by understanding the domains wherein LLMs are beneficial versus harmful to their goals.
“white man has been here” meme template (painting of two native american men tracking footsteps in the snow) text reads as follows: crouching man: “jan ochoa has been here” standing man: “how can you tell” crouching man: “15 buzzballs”
a mid-century kitchen storage shelf/cabinet in an apartment. it is full of stuff and looks very practical
still of gordon ramsay looking down. text reads as follows: delicious Finally, some good fucking journalism
instagram advertisement for a black hoodie depicting the panel from jojo’s bizarre adventure where dio forcibly kisses erina. text reads as follows: shonenjump_official Sponsored Shop now shonenjump_official JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Phantom Blood Hoodie - Black... more
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drawing of peppino spaghetti from pizza tower saying “i always hate-a dis part” and then screaming as he pulls a pizza out of an oven with his bare hands
a tabby cat curled up on an ikea poang chair, paws covering her eyes
on the left: a row of four green bags of lundberg long grain brown rice in the middle: a row of four red bags of lundberg red jasmine rice on the right: a row of two brown bags of lundberg sprouted brown basmati rice
image of an off-putting visibly republican man in a suit smiling while walking outside William Hendrix during a portrait shoot in Tokeka, Ks., July 16, 2021. | Evert Nelson/The Capital-Journal POLITICO reached out to Danedri Herbert, a spokesperson for the attorney general who also serves as the Kansas GOP Chair, and shared with her excerpts of the chat involving Hendrix. In response, Herbert said "we are aware of the issues raised in your article" and that Hendrix is "no longer employed" in Kobach's office.
"I am so sorry to those offended by the insensitive and inexcusable language found within the more than 28,000 messages of a private group chat that I created during my camp ign to lead the Young Republicans," he said. "While I take complete responsibility, I have had no way of verifying their accuracy and am deeply concerned that the message logs in question may have been deceptively doctored."
screenshot of a rice order from lundberg family farms. images include a green bag, a brown bag, and a red bag. Order summary LUNDBERG LONG GRAIN Organic Long Grain Brown Rice × 4 2lb. LUNDBERG BASMATI Organic Sprouted Brown Basmati Rice × 2 1 lb. RED JAS Organic Red Jasmine Rice x 4 1 lb.
side-by-side of cover art for pokemon sapphire, ruby, and emerald. left - a blue orca-like creature with red and white accents on a blue background. text reads “pokémon sapphire version” middle - a red bipedal dinosaur-like creature with black and white accents on a red background. text reads “pokémon ruby version” right - a green dragon-like creature with yellow and red accents on a green background. text reads “pokémon emerald version” each cover has “game boy advance” branding on a silver backdrop running up the left side of the image.
panel from the manga “hunter x hunter” depicting the program for an event: PROGRAM FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE: BASHO & RIDGE CHUNTER ASSOCIATIOND DANCE PERFORMANCE: STAFF ROCK BAND: IZUNAVI AND GIULIANO CHUNTER ASSOCIATIOND ACAPELLA CHORUS: SIXTH PRINCE'S PERSONAL GUARDS INTERMISSION TALK SHOW: TAMAZO AND GANTAI PIANO SOLO: KEENEY CHUNTER ASSOCIATIOND FLUTE SOLO: MELODY CHUNTER ASSOCIATIOND GLASS HARP PERFORMANCE: TENTH AND ELEVENTH PRINCES
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botan from yu yu hakusho wearing a black leather jacket, blood red pants, and white boots. she is holding a metal baseball bat and she looks awesome.
a blue plastic storage bin filled with old video game consoles
matt damon crypto ad with the original music replaced with the instrumental from “what a wonderful world” by louis armstrong damon says “history is filled with almosts. with those who almost adventured, who almost achieved, but ultimately, for them it proved to be too much.”
still from christopher nolan’s batman trilogy (ostensibly from the dark knight rises, but not certain). michael caine as alfred appears to be cry-talking, with subtitles altered to say the following: “Bane is the scariest guy I’ve ever seen in my life”
screenshot of the stat screen for the persona “mara” from the video game “persona 5 royal” text reads “What the fuck is this man?”
a white guy sitting sideways on a paddle board on a riverbank and holding up a snack bar. he appears to be mid sentence.
Best PFD for Paddling Astral YTV 2.0 EDITORS' CHOICE two people in a kayak wearing ugly yellow and red personal flotation devices
screenshot from google’s trends page depicting search trends for the word “jizz” post-2004. it peaks around 2011, but has been downhill since.
donkey kong’s “kong bananza” form charging a punch in donkey kong bananza compared with kaido from one piece laughing. they make similar sounds
meme of patrick star from spongebob playing basketball. text reads “ANOTHER 20 TRILLION TO AI”
riley from the internet laying on his couch giving a thumbs up. he is yet another white man with glasses and moustache
donkey kong hitting himself in the head. text reads “FUCK!”
the count from berserk in human form. a large pale man with an extremely round head. he sits on a thronelike chair and says: これもすべて 領民のため 我が領土を 忌わしい 邪教徒どもから 守るための 神聖な裁きなのだ which translates roughly to: I do this all for the good of my subjects. It is my sacred duty to protect this kingdom from any accursed heretics.
promotional art of the characters meryl and milly from the anime “trigun” text reads “meryl” and “milliy” in both english and japanese. meryl is a medium-height young white woman with short black hair wearing a white long-sleeve top with cape, dark blue pants, and white boots. she holds two small pistols. milly is a very tall young white woman with long brown hair wearing a cream yellow coat, brown pleated pants, and brown leather shoes. she wears a short green cape and holds a large gatling gun.
screenshot of the video game “elden ring” edited to have many layers of additional UI elements. it looks absurd. text reads as follows: MESSAGE OF THE DAY New items are available at the Elden Shop, purchase the epic Kingslayer set from Game of Thrones™ and become the true Golden Lord for only $9.99 ? PRESS X TO ACTIVATE TARNISHED SENSE 1346M ? ? ? ? MAIN QUEST Talk with Melina Jump ● Parry BOSSLIGHT! Defeat Hodir EAGLES COLLECTED 2/10 Talk with Kale to claim your reward Press • to open your journal TARNISHED Hmm... maybe I should investigate that cave 2/10 Flask of Crimson Tears LEVEL UP!
image from “digimon story cyber sleuth” depicting an arcade with posters for the video game “tekken 2”
screenshot from “digimon story cyber sleuth” depicting a blonde woman wearing a white shirt, half of which is unbuttoned. she stands opposite a blue digital humanoid shape. they are overlayed on top of an office background. text reads as follows: Kyoko Before we do anything else, we must do something about your appearance. ©Akiyoshi Hongo, Toei Animation ©2019 BANDAI NAMCO Entertainment inc.
1 Persona 5 Royal 2 Dark Souls II 3 Disco Elysium 4 Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance 5 Super Mario Galaxy 6 Skate 3 7 Silent Hill 2 8 Rock Band 2 9 Katamari Damacy 10 Hitman 2
image from “the super mario bros. super show” depicting princess peach and king james (who looks a whole lot like james brown) holding boom box cd guns. closed caption reads as follows: “Wait Mario you forgot your spaghetti.”
two white men in suits (greg and tom from the television show “succession”) watching the presidential election unfold
a box of Banza Deluxe Cheddar Elbows chickpea mac and cheese
drawing of a tall, square-ish van with a very tall windshield and “dragon ball 9” on the side.