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eminently glaze-worthy

marketplace listing for space jam pinball machine. the listing is cut off so it only says Space Jam pinb...
marketplace listing for Vintage hand sculpted ET extra-terrestrial sculpture bust $45. the sculpture is very good
TWO KITTENS CURIOUSLY INSPECT A CHEEZ-IT UNDER A COFFEE TABLE
natalie portman wearing a t-shirt that says "stop wars" in the Star Wars font
selfie of stu looking young and dashing in front of an antique store
COMIC STRIP FEATURING TWO BLUE ALIENS IN A PASTEL COLORED VOID. ONE OF THEM IS WEARING A BEAUTIFUL GREEN DRESS PANEL 1 ALIEN IN DRESS: DOES THIS ARTICLE OF WOVEN FIBERS GIVE MY CORPOREAL FORM A MORE AMPLE APPEARANCE? ALIEN 2: WHAT? PANEL 2 ALIEN IN DRESS: I AM HARBORING ANXIETY THAT IT IS AFFECTING MY POSTERIOR REGION IN A WAY THAT IMPRESSES UPON THE VIEWER THE MISTAKEN IDEA THAT IT IS MORE FILLED WITH FAT MOLECULES THAN IN REALITY PANEL 3 ALIEN 2: YO KIMBERLY ARE YOU OKAY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT PANEL 4 ALIEN IN DRESS, CLUTCHING HER HEAD: NO, I BONKED MY HEAD GETTING OUT OF THE CAR I THINK I HAVE A CONCUSSION
VHS copies of Before Sunrise and Before Sunset next to a DVD copy of Before Midnight
the cast of Whose Line is it Anyway, featuring beloved actor George Wendt wearing a red cardigan sweatervest. I drew a big red circle around him for easier identification
Ad for wealth management firm. Two men hold the door open for a smiling woman
Michael Jackson from that new Michael Jackson movie lookin dead as hell
instagram ad with username stem for bugs
An old bald man with a white beard and glasses torches a giant creme brulee while wearing a bright yellow dashiki
facebook comment that says Homer brakes a record 300 strikes in blowing
facebook marketplace listing with picture of some sort of device and the text: home nasty unit our could run multiple cameras $400
aforementioned Frasier shirt, from Stu's personal wardrobe
a little bit of condensation on a bar that looks like a dejected frowning face. it's so sad
the one does not simply walk into mordor guy
a record called Bozo and his rocket ship. The cover depicts Bozo the clown riding a rocket ship and greeting some folks on a tiny island. It looks like he's gonna crash into them and explode
Record album entitled Bozo Under the Sea. Cover is illustration of Bozo the Clown in a diving suit meeting a bunch of fish
Lindt chocolate ad showing a lady pouring liquid chocolate into a bunny shaped mold
poster for 2005 movie Monster in Law
marketplace listing: Star Wars Boss Nass Squirter $5 Photo shows a box covered in Star Wars graphics and the smug face of frog alien man Boss Nass looking at the logos for Taco Bell, KFC, and Pizza Hut
A map of the London Underground with the selected station Turnham Green
cardboard box emblazoned with the logo for ANAL TECH
screenshot of IMDB trivia entry that says "Boyer had to stand on a box"
End of the So where the bloody hell are you? television commercial, featuring model Lara Bingle on Fingal Bay with Fingal Island in the background
Canon Scoopic 16 M, shown here letting its big droopy nuts flop around
tag on green sweater that reads LADY CLANSMAN english slorts shops. the tag has a picture of a Scottish lass wearing a kilt
that comic with the guy standing by two cakes but I made it say Holy Shit, two SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOWS
poster for Dwayne Johnson movie The Smashing Machine
Stu kneels in front of the ear from Blue Velvet alongside a collection of Hollywood props, including the baby carriage from the stairway scene in The Untouchables
A blobby orange fungus called Witch's Butter sits on a log in the woods
Stu smiles with a cadre of the biggest stars in Hollywood
facebook marketplace listing for Elvis throw blanket. His face is distorted and huge
John Entwistle plays bass in front of a grey door that's angled in a way to suggest that Kramer might burst through at any second
This is my band Glurge
Eugene Levy as Mitch Cohen in A Mighty Wind (2003), looking deranged while waxing poetic about a model train set
One of those Ninja Turlte logo generators but it came out all goofy on my phone
M Bison from the new Street Fighter movie. He looks like Mr. Bean
Facebook marketplace listing for an rca to usb converter listed as "VHS and Anal..." The word "analog" has been tragically abbreviated
Promo headshot of Billy Ray Cyrus from his medical drama Doc. His lips are startlingly blue, like those of a dead man
evidence from google of the existence of a medical drama starring Billy Ray Cyrus called Doc, which apparently ran in 2001, albeit in some other dimension