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🐺 🔞 Weird about Solas Dragon Age, but in a cute way. AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/RiotHag/works Tumblr: theriothag.tumblr.com Banner by Lucy✨ https://www.instagram.com/lucy__yin?igsh=MTF6Y3ZkMWhmdTgxaQ==

Art by Lucy✨✨ https://www.instagram.com/lucy__yin/

Unbelievably amazing artwork created by Lucy of Solas and Elle from The Revolution of Hearts. Solas is a bald and gorgeous elf with a strong, gorgeous nose and beautiful freckles sprinkled across his face. He wears a white tank top, and his arms are wrapped around Elle- another elf with cranberry red hair in pigtails. She has olive skin and wears the vallaslin of June. She has red, plush lips and a small gap between her two front teeth. Her hands are clutching Solas’ forearms! It’s the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.
The Revolution of Hearts Chapter 12, Bottle Up and Explode only on A03 Artwork by Lucy Yin.

Solas Dragon Age looking bald, guilty and delicious in front of a house on fire.
Solas is a pale, bald elf, with narrow, amethyst eyes, lethal cheekbones, and a dimple in his long chin. He has a very distinct (lickable) nose with a fat (yummy), asymmetrical bridge, and cute freckles sprinkled across his cheeks. His lips are pink and plush and kissable.
He wears his fancy mage kit, that has a wolf’s pelt draped over one shoulder and carries a staff. He looks like the most diabolically fuckable creature you’ve ever set eyes on.

Art by Lucy✨✨ https://www.instagram.com/lucy__yin/

Unbelievably amazing artwork created by Lucy of Solas and Elle from The Revolution of Hearts. Solas is a bald and gorgeous elf with a strong, gorgeous nose and beautiful freckles sprinkled across his face. He wears a white tank top, and his arms are wrapped around Elle- another elf with cranberry red hair in pigtails. She has olive skin and wears the vallaslin of June. She has red, plush lips and a small gap between her two front teeth. Her hands are clutching Solas’ forearms! It’s the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.

A very hot, bald elf in green armor, showing off his slutty shoulder, and wearing a flower crown looks sad, mad, and hot into the distance. *Screenshot of Solas Dragon Age.

Screenshot of Solas (hot bald elf with a big back, wearing a soft tunic and a very unnecessary belt) hugging/kissing the Inquisitor (Elle Lavellan, cherry red hair, June vallaslin, olive skin, too pretty for him, even though he’s the prettiest). Their hug/ kiss is consuming, overwhelming almost, gorgeous.

Black and white, illustration of The Iron Bull (a large Qunari man with horns and an eye patch) standing behind Solas (beautiful, bald elf man, wearing a collar, and an Ostagwar t-shirt, who looks bashfully toward the viewer. His freckles are very cute and blush
The Bone Pit**
RiotHag
Summary:
Set five-ish years before the events of The Revolution of Hearts (the equivalent of the early-mid 90s).
Solas has lost access to the eluvian network and finds himself alone, sad-sacking it in Kirkwall, where he meets The Iron Bull at a BDSM club called,
The Bone Pit.
They hit it off, but do they have more in common than meets the eye? Will they fall in love? Stay tuned.

Screenshot of Solas in Dragon Age Inquisition. He is an elf with cute, blushy freckles, ridiculously sharp cheekbones, luscious juicy lips, beautiful pointy ears, a snooty, gorgeous nose with a fat little bump in the bridge, and a shiny, wonderful bald head.

Very cute drawing of The Iron Bull (a large Qunari man with horns and an eye patch), gently holding Solas (beautiful, bald, elf, man) looks bashfully toward the viewer.
The Bone Pit**
RiotHag
Summary:
Set five-ish years before the events of The Revolution of Hearts (the equivalent of the early-mid 90s).
Solas has lost access to the eluvian network and finds himself alone, sad-sacking it in Kirkwall, where he meets The Iron Bull at a BDSM club called,
The Bone Pit.
They hit it off, but do they have more in common than meets the eye? Will they fall in love? Stay tuned.

Screenshot of six Lavellans from Dragon Age Inquisition. The top left is blonde with green eyes and a Ghilanain vallaslin. Below her is a red head with brown eyes, and a Mythal vallaslin. Below her is a white haired beauty with violet eyes. Top right is a strawberry/ gingery blonde with green eyes and a Mythal vallaslin, below her is a raven haired beauty with a Mythal vallaslin, and finally, my favorite, the most gorgeous, cranberry red head with a vallaslin dedicated to June. She has a darker skin tone to the rest.

Rank
Character

Solas
2
Dorian

Cullen
4
Morrigan
5
Leliana
6
Alistair
7
Merrill
8
Emmrich
9
The Iron Bull
10
Cole

Screenshots from the John Waters’ film, Serial Mom. There is a large TV with a woman in a teal turtleneck being interviewed by another woman. This is their exchange: But your boyfriend was convicted of killing 12 people.
I don't judge him.

Screenshot of Solas looking bald and hot in Veilguard.

Screenshot of Solas looking like the hottest bald dumbass you've ever seen in your life.

Screenshot of my Rook.
ashes an elf with pretty freckles, pink hair with long braids down the side, and a milk made crown. she has dark red lips and is super hot!

A cartoony drawing of a wolf's hand holding a bottle of Nail Polish that says, "Full Moon" on it. The nails are long and yellow and rimmed with blood.

Sexy Solas sifting through records and Sexy Elle (Lavellan) being sexy, sitting on a table cross-legged, looking you directly in the eye! Art by Christina Bindon!

Solas looking sad, pathetic and hot. He is a bald elf, with thick, pillowy lips, a big, beautiful nose, a magnificent, sharp jaw and a dimple in his chin. He’s bloody and crying.

Black & White image of Solas Dragon Age looking over at Lavellan. A tiny Cullen Rutherford (and Scout Jim) appears between them.

A large, orange husky mix dog booping the snoot of a tiny little gremlin dog through a fence

Screenshot of Solas Dragon Age and Lavellan looking hot and mean. *a bald hot elf man and a white haired, hot elf woman mean mugging someone who deserves is.

Artwork by Lucy Yin of Solas Dragon Age form Ch. 5 of TROH with one hand behind his head, flexing his bicep and the other pulling up his Nugs not Drugs shirt to show his INSANE abs and adonis belt.
Chapter 6: Wolf in the Breast

The Revolution of
Hearts
RiotHag
Summary:
A modern-ish Indie/punk Fairytale
AU in Thedas.
*Set in the equivalent of the late 90's/ early 2000s Val Royeaux
*Indie-punk Solas x riot grrrl
Lavellan
*Secret identities
*Mysterious Venatori plots
*Work romance
*Mix tapes
*A (not really) love triangle
*Orlais On Line (OOL) Internet chats
*Concerts, friendships, and more

Solas Dragon Age looking at the camera crying, pathetic, broken, bleeding, hotter, and balder than anyone has ever been.

An incredible drawing of Solas Dragon Age from the AO3 fanfic, The Revolution of Hearts, being HOT as hell, pulling up his "Nugs Not Drugs" t-shirt to reveal his magnificent abs and v-lne. He's also wearing sweatpants and had a delicious bicep. HELP.

A large orange dog who is part husky, part german Shepard, with big brown eyes looks at the camera. Her snout is very cute and long.

Art of a woman with bangs getting her face smooshed.

Solas from Dragon Age looking hot as fuck.

A drawing of a cassette tape that says,
Side A: Unitil the Razor Cuts
90 minute tape.
There is cover art. A collage of a hand holding a razor, cutting a realistic/ black & white heart over flames and fire.
Side A:
Babe, you turn me on - Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
Tender - Blur
Shady Lane - Pavement
Cast a Shadow - Beat Happening
A Girl Like you - The mummies
Cactus - Pixies
Honeycomb - Helium
Babies - Pulp
I wanna be your boyfriend - The Ramones
The Perfect Girl - The Cure
Must I Paint You a Picture - Billy Bragg
Save me - Aimee Mann
Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood - Nina Simone
Side B:
Crimson & Clover - Tommy James & the Shondells
All My Feelings Denied - Thee Headcoats
Be My Wife - David Bowie
Love You More - The Buzzcocks
Feeling Called Love - Wire
Say Yes - Elliott Smith
Dreaming of Me - Depeche Mode
Plans I Make - Husker Dű
Then She Appeared - XTC
Be Good To Me - ESG
She’s a Girl - The Amps
I Could Stay Here Forever - Frank Black
Love You Till the End - The Pogues

The Revolution of Hearts
RiotHag

Summary:

A modern-ish Indie/punk Fairytale AU in Thedas.

*Set in the equivalent of the late 90's/ early 2000s Val Royeaux
*Indie-punk Solas x riot grrrl Lavellan
*Secret identities
*Mysterious Venatori plots
*Work romance
*Mix tapes
*A (not really) love triangle
*Orlais On Line (OOL) Internet chats
*Concerts, friendships, and more

Unbelievably amazing artwork created by Lucy of Solas and Elle from The Revolution of Hearts. Solas is a bald and gorgeous elf with the strong, gorgeous nose and beautiful freckles sprinkled across his face. He wears a white tank top and his arms are wrapped around Elle- another elf with cranberry red hair in pigtails. She has olive skin and wears the vallaslin of June. She has red, plush lips and a small gap between her two front teeth. Her hands are clutching Solas’ forearms! It’s the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.

The Revolution of Hearts
RiotHag

Summary:

A modern-ish Indie/punk Fairytale AU in Thedas.

*Set in the equivalent of the late 90's/ early 2000s Val Royeaux
*Indie-punk Solas x riot grrrl Lavellan
*Secret identities
*Mysterious Venatori plots
*Work romance
*Mix tapes
*A (not really) love triangle
*Orlais On Line (OOL) Internet chats
*Concerts, friendships, and more

Keanu Reeves smoking and looking super satisfied.

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screenshot of all of my inquisitors from dai and veilgaurd.

Drawing of a boombox on top of a toilet.
Solas and Ellie work some things out on their day-off.
Notes:
*NSFW / SMUT WARNING
*Please note the rating update and the tags
(see the end notes of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter 3: False Start*

benan in a sexy pose in front of a window

key lime pie

A screenshot of Solas looking kinda sad, kinda mad, very hot!
Then text that says:

Notes:

*Sad wank warning
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text
The Wolf**
The Dread Wolf was lonely. He’d spent the last few years gathering his agents; training them, preparing them for the subterfuge and battles to come. It was a role he’d played before and despised, but his duty to his people and to Mythal demanded it…or so he told himself. His past failures, an ever present poison, peeling away at his self-worth and spurring him on his ruinous path. Trapped by his guilt in an almost endless cycle of mistakes only he could fix. But, of course, he had failed…again.

Adorable cartoon of me wearing the most adorable dread wolf headpiece and petting a doggy

Screenshot of Lavellan about to kiss Solas. She has red hair and freckles and he is BALD.
Text underneath:

Wicked Game
RiotHag

Summary:

A broken-hearted Lavellan has done everything she can to get Solas' attention after their breakup in Crestwood...except flirt with Commander Cullen.
Will that be the Dread Wolf's breaking point? Tune in.
Notes:

This story was inspired by this amazing prompt on the DA Kinkmeme for a writing challenge. Only 10 years late.

*Explicit smut warning.

Copy of a concert flier with a wolf’s head with six eyes, surrounded by guitars. Text says, 12th Bloomingtide, 9pm @La Masque Du Lion: Dread Wolf, Stiff Wyverns, and Ostagwar. The margins are handwritten and say, “Venatori Punks, Fuck off” and “Elf Liberation Now”
The Revolution of Hearts
A modern-ish Indie/punk Fairytale AU in Thedas.

*Set in the equivalent of the late 90's/ early 2000s Val Royeaux
*Indie-punk Solas x riot grrrl Lavellan
*Secret identities
*Mysterious Venatori plots
*Work romance
*Mix tapes
*A (not really) love triangle
*Orlais On Line (OOL) Internet chats
*Concerts, friendships, and more

Brown tabby cat, curled into a ball on her window bed

Christopher Reeve as Clark Kent

Patrick from Spongebob lying in bed with bags under his eyes reading Roots by Luzial on Ao3

A screenshot of my gollum looking Inquistor holding hands with the Benan Plushie Solas

Screenshot from my game. The Inquisitor is looking stoic, Solas has his back turned to her- his beautiful bald head is glistening. in the sun.
A dead man is levitating above them due to a hilarious glitch.

Screenshot of femShep with her eyes wider than should be humanly possible while she’s takes in a lore dump about the Reapers.

Screenshot closeup of Garrus with a circle around his tiny cunty wasp waste.

Screenshot of my femShep with Liara and Garrus in an elevator in ME1

Screenshot of my femShep. The has purple hair…dark black eyeliner and glossy black lips. She’s very pale. Very goth coded.

pestilent host in. diablo 4 next to a cutout of a person dressed as Patrick the starfish wearing very spiky heels. It says, “help! this is all I see”

Pestilent host in diablo iv looking super cunty