Funky Boy

@ripfunkyboy.bsky.social

61 Followers 56 Following

He/him pfp by @vapourite.bsky.social FFXI: Funkyboy@Asura, FFXIV: Funky Boy@Golem Non-practicing MtG player Links elsewhere 👉 RIPFunkyBoy.carrd.co

Screenshot of a youtube partner menu showing 3989 watch hours out of the required 4000 watch hours to become or maintain being a youtube partner
Screenshot of a 4chan post, a picture of Gabe Newell in a shiny office that reads: ">does nothing >competition just keeps shooting themselves in the foot what is this business strategy called?"
Screenshot of a 4chan post, a picture of Gabe Newell in a shiny office that reads: ">does nothing >competition just keeps shooting themselves in the foot what is this business strategy called?"
The "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK" meme template, with Final Fantasy XI hume and galka replacing the original profile pictures. The first tweet has been replaced with the text "i got a good amount of CP last night" and the reply tweet reads "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE capacity points. IT JUST PUTS YOU ON A LIST. HAAAAANK!" with a picture of Walter White shouting from the back seat of a black SUV.
screenshot of a discord message that reads "i got a good amount of CP last night"
A screenshot of World of Warcraft, featuring numerous players gathered with many rainbows stretching between them. One person's chat line is visible stating "YO this shits gay af"
Screenshot of an equipment window in Final Fantasy XI highlighting the instrument "Loughnashade", the prime instrument.
An opened pokemon binder, displaying the first 9 cards in the unlimited run of the base set, some stickers are attached to the inside cover of the binder
A pair of shorts with the front pocket turned inside out, displaying a tear in the original stitching. A tricolor corgi is lying on the floor in the background.
An edited "Pepe Silvia Conspiracy" meme, with a superimposed image of "67, 69, 7/11, 9/11" suggesting that the 4 sets of numbers are connected in some way by marking red arrows between the matching numbers between the different sets (the "7" in "67" is connected to the "7" in "7/11" and so on.)
Screenshot of a character window for "Machine Whisperer Pegbottom" level 48 Brewmaster Monk
Screenshot of a WoW character selection screen featuring a Pandaren Female wearing a white robe with the name PlayerPGQJMW, and a window to enter a new name. This character was previously named "Pegbottom"
Screenshot of InfoWars, purchased by the Onion, advertising new pride flag InfoWars tote bags
The album cover for Bomb the Music Industry's "Get Warmer" album, featuring blocky letters spelling out the band's name, with a fuse on the O in Bomb. The image is evenly split between partly cloudy blue sky over a green grass field with several soccer goals. In the center where the sky and grass meet is a city skyline. A sketchy drawing of a speaker with action lines depicting sound is sketched in the bottom left corner.
Close-up picture of bread pudding cups cut in half and covered in strawberry and cherry syrup
screenshot of FunkyBoy's career profile, showing a dropdown menu showing the only options of "Current competitive season" and "season 1"
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, showing the usual format name for the item "Pummeler's Lorica +4"
Sleeve for the vinyl record of Helluva Boss season 1 soundtrack, featuring noticeable creases and warping of the sleeve cardboard
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV featuring a a player character Roegadyn standing next to a Loporrit named "Cruisingway" whose title appears to be "Starship" suggesting the NPC takes you to a starship, but it reads as if the Loporrit was the actual starship
The "Always Has Been" meme template, showing a world with superimposed text that reads "SB spam, SMNburn/AFAC, solo 4-step, TPburn, ranged strat, Manaburn" with the center astronaut asking "Wait, it's all GEO, COR, BRD?" with the astronaut on the right stating "Always has been"
Screencap of Final Fantasy XIV featuring a hellsguard roegadyn wearing a pair of sunglasses on his forehead as well as sunglasses over his eyes.
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an inventory window with 2 different kinds of crystals, a dark one called "Swart Astral Detritus" and a light one called "Shard of Bravery"
a screenshot of one of the final scene of Lord of the Rings: Return of the King featuring the time of 11:59 on the computer clock in the corner of the screen.
screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV featuring a pentamelded Red Coral Earrings with 1% condition, and a signature that reads "Obtaining Signature"
screenshot of discord with most names removed for privacy reasons. The chat log features 3 vulgar copy-paste chain messages mixed with more "standard" merry christmas greetings. There is not enough space in alt-text to provide full text, one example of the vulgar chain message is: Happy 😃 hoe 🤣 hoe 😋 HOElidays 🎄all you santa 🎅 SLUTS 😫🍆💦 today is ❌❌❌mas 👀👉👌 and Santa 🎅 baby 👶🏼 is CUMMING 🍆💦💦💦😍 to town 🏙 all you naughty 👿 naughty 😈 girls 👧🏿👧🏻👧🏾👧🏼 boys 👦🏿👦🏼👦🏻👦🏽 and non-binary toys 🧒🏻🧒🏽🧒🏿🧒🏼💋😦😧😲😩😃 daddy claus can trim ✂️ MY Christmas tree 🎄 and fill up ⬆️ my stocking 🧦 if you know what I mean 👀💄👄👅 oh santa pally 🎅 I’ll be your nut 🌰 cracker ⚡️ if you nut 🥜 on my chest 🤽🏽‍♂️🤽🏻‍♂️ near an open fire 🔥 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sexiest 👄👅😂😂😂CHRISTMAS elves 🧝‍♀️ 😈🙌🏻 if you get 0️⃣ back 🥺🤭 you’re a vanilla 🍦 bitch 🤣🤣🤣 who will be having a silent 🤫 night 🌌 and won’t 🚫 be playing 🤹🏻‍♀️ in the white ⚪️ sticky 🍯 snow ❄️ ⛄️ this year 🤭😭😭😭🤷🏻‍♀️ if you get 3️⃣ back 😕😛 you’ll get FIVE 🖐 golden COCK rings 💍 😁😁😁 but no one to use them on 🧐😛😔😔😔 if you get 5️⃣ back 😲😲 your jingle bells 🔔 jingle bells 🔔 jingle bells 🔔 will ROCK tonight 🥵😳😫 if you get 7️⃣ back 😎🤩🥳 you’ll be getting COAL-vid 19 this year 😔😔 sorry 😢 we can’t all 🥶😱 be winners 🏆 🚫 if you get 🔟 back 😁😁🤪😈🙀 well 👀 you didn’t hear it 👂 from me 👀 but you’ll have to invest 💰 in some extra WRAPPING paper 🍆 because you’ll be having a HOLEy 🕳 jolly Christmas 🎄 this year 😗😘🥰😍😋😜🤪 you and Daddy Santa 🎅 will be joining the mile high club ✈️ on his sleigh 🛷 this year 😉😏 maybe Mrs. Claus 🤶 will join 🚺💯 too 🥰 okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 elves 🧝 🧝‍♀️ it’s time ⏰ for me to go ➡️ run over 🏃‍♂️ grandma 👵 with a reindeer 🦌 have fun 🤩 getting that hot 🥵 hot 🔥 chocolate 🍫 🎅🏿
Picture of a KFC branded "Gummy fried chicken gummy combo meal" featuring orange flavored Mac and cheese, pineapple flavored fries, tropical fruit flavored chicken drumsticks with sweet, spicy and sour sauces
Screencap of a YouTube recap suggesting the user was interested in AI content
Screenshot of a Discord conversation, with FunkyBoy displaying his Steam rewind category spider graph, he then asks "also what fuckin game have I been playing that has a hunting theme" assuming this is referring to Deer Hunter-style games. Someone with their name redacted replies "monster hunter" then FunkyBoy replies with the "I GUESS" comic panel
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring the poster's character Funkyboy incapacitated underneath a fetter. Nearby are numerous other incapacitated characters.
Screenshot of Final Fantast XI taken in a Limbus - Basement, featuring multiple fetters on screen with a large number of incapacitated players.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy XI featuring the tooltip for Prishe's Boots +1 featuring an incorrect textbox that instead of providing stat details of the equipment says "A pair of cuffs that are completely devoid of courage. This item cannot current be equipped."
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a player's bazaar with a Trump Card for 7,132,2024, commemorating the "unsuccessful assassination of Trump"
Screenshot of Spotify Wrapped stating the user is in the top 0.3% of helluva boss listeners
The movie poster for "Dragon Ball Z Bojack Unbound" with the titular Bojack removed and replaced with Bojack Horseman
The picture from the quote-tweeted article has been edited to feature 2 speech bubbles from a Junji Ito comic exclaiming "Th-this is my hole! It was made for me!"
Picture of a Wicked-branded wand with pink jelly silicon spikes on the end. Somewhat resembling a Plumbus from Rick and Morty.
Screenshot of a google search for "i hate bill maher rss feed", with the AI Overview replying "The RSS feed for the pocast you are likely referring to, titled "I Hate Bill Maher"
An edited version of a Magic: the Gathering card, Karumonix, the Rat King, the art has been changed to Niffty from Hazbin Hotel sitting on her rat throne. The card is titled "Niffty, the Rat Queen"
The 2-panel "Homer Back Fat" meme template. In the first panel, an empty inventory is displayed with the text "Inventory problems aren't that bad in FFXI". The second panel displays numerous other inventories that are full plus a subscription to 5 additional mog wardrobes and 2 mule characters.
A screenshot of Mabinogi, featuring a giant with bright red skin akin to a demon resting in a sexy pose against a giant hypodermic needle. The giant is wearing a matching red, black and gold shamala outfit with red wings.
Picture of a plate of biscuits and gravy, the gravy is heavily seasoned and thus is darker than typical white gravy.
A spicy chicken tender biscuit sandwich on a plate.
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring the conquest map, chat log reads that several Mercenary Captain's Scythes were sold, and there is a remaining conquest point balance of 2270.
'We have X at home" meme template, that reads "Can we stop and get some Haurchefant? Mom: We have Haurchefant at home Haurchefant at home: a screenshot of Herchambaut, and elvaan NPC in Final Fantasy XI
Ben Affleck standing outside, his eyes are closed, his face grimacing and tired, holding a cigarette in his hand
A yellow lighter featuring art of a figure that resembles Power from Chainsaw Man, the word "Power" is printed 4 times behind the figure. "Power" has blonde hair, red horns, a dark blue jacket, light blue button up and a black tie. Her proportions are slightly off but close enough to be recognizable
A display of garden hoses with the label "NeverKink"
Trailer for the Pilot of the Homestuck animated series
Picture of a tablet screen, close up on a menu that reads "Conquest points: 18202574"
Vertical photo of a tuxedo cat lying on a couch, with its front leg extended in an unusual fashion, and it is looking directly at the camera with eyes look inconsistent with each other. The couch is covered in a grey fleece blanket.
Top-down view of a tightly packed storage container featuring a number of boxes of different sizes with graphics of various Pokemon and Magic: the Gathering art
screenshot of Final Fantasy XI chat log featuring a message that the player Funkyboy has mined up the necessary materials, followed by a message stating there are 10 seconds remaining to complete the mission, resulting in not enough time to complete the mission
cropped screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring the tooltip window for Lannun Bottes +4. The player is in the Temenos lobby
screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru puppetmaster dressed in a black goblin mask watching a fight unfold between the automaton named Mushroom and the kraken Fe'e