Rirelien

@rirelien.bsky.social

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limbs, tongue, mind ensnared the way ahead barred by what? me and only me

Still from Pixar short "Lifted", young trainee alien selecting a switch from a large grid of identical unlabelled switches
Touch Me, Addison Heimann’s “bisexual alien sex horror comedy” (his words), proceeds about as one would expect from the preview — hip-hop dance routines, full-frontal tentacles, creepy housekeeper, all fairly standard — until the first head explodes, around the one-hour mark. Then things get pretty weird.
Screenshot of an article page covered with a full-screen signup interstitial, an ad and an auto playing video behind. Proving irony is not dead.
A van advertising a plumber called Morrison
screenshot of two posts; first a post from Nils Gilman talking about the US celebrity production complex (!), and the latter from Heny Morris with a link to a blog post talking about spotting political celebrities...
Brets, a brand of crisps available in France; Chili pointe de menthe flavour (chilli with a hint of mint)
A tabby cat is sitting upright on a neatly made bed with white sheets. The cat is looking slightly upwards with a calm and content expression, its tail curled neatly around its paws.
Three humorous posts in my timeline reposted by the same reposter. 1. First post: • Username: Danny Pops Bluesky Edition (@dammitdannysmh.bsky.social) • Text: “whatcha gonna do with all that gas all that gas inside that ass” • Engagement: 2 comments, 7 reposts, 14 likes. 2. Second post: • Username: Sweets (@sweets.bsky.social) • Text: “5 out of 7 people are assholes” • Engagement: 6 comments, 17 reposts, 41 likes. 3. Third post: • Username: Potëmkin Pie (@themontgomery.bsky.social) • Text: “My body is a temple, but the aging priests struggle to find acolytes with whom to entrust their secrets, and the crumbling lintels have no masons to tend them” • Engagement: 1 comment, 2 reposts, 2 likes.
A variant of the "boyfriend meme", showing the boyfriend as Elon Musk being distracted by Adolf Hitler
screenshot of activity monitor on a mac, showing Safari memory consumption attributed to the letterboxd.com site, which had been left open in a tab for two hours. Over 6GB of memory just for this tab.
bluesky "celebrating 10m users" image, showing number 6229478