RI Smith

@rismith.bsky.social

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Lawyer writing about law, genealogy, and bad ethics. He/him

Bill Hader as a douchy local news guy doing a scary teens are doing drugs story on SNL
and for all the jews that recognize that as bullshit (speaking as one)? standpoint epistemology for a group you are not a member of is coward shit cliff Cliff Schecter: At Substack! www.blueamp.co @cliffschecter.bsky.social · 48m You mean the ones who are always first on the cattle car bc they're the slow ones among the group? I won't shed on tear if it's you. I do hope you get a seat w/ a nice view, tho, Andy
Injecting air into player's butt/thighs
Younglings getting help from Master Skywalker
Sim City 2000 asshole advisoril saying QUIT HITTING THE TORNADO BUTTON YOU CHUCKLEFUCK
We apologize stain for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
That dickhead advisor from Sim city 2000 saying QUIT HITTING THE TORNADO BUTTON YOU CHUCKLEFUCK
A badly drawn woman that is the Jersey Devil
The ambiguously gay duo and their not a dick and scrotum car
Scott Walker's official portrait
Ellen Pompeo as the title character, Dr. Meredith Grey
Like by an account called get big on bluesky
Casey reply from July 29, 2024: "Everyone who used to conain about misinformation online is now posting JD Vance couch memes online. Welcome to the shitpost election"
A man with a very white, clean shaven face, a prince charming haircut with black hair, and a dark green outfit with white stalkinfa and a white...thing on his neck singing berries and cream. Using mostly because I know that it personally angers the actor anytime this commercial is mentioned
Definitely not the totenkopf. It's just a skull and cross bones, bro
Girl from Poltergeist looks at TV static and says they're here
Hesh says I think it's not good
Electrical connection point on building spliced with unsheathed wires and electrical tape.
Michele Bachmann trying to get a bit more of the mega in by tucking an inch in her cheek
Kash Patel in his natural habitat, covered in alcohol
Padme and Anakin meme Frame 1: Anakin says Firefox mobile is better than ever Frame 2: Padme excitedly says oh so now it doesn't reload a page if I switch tabs? Frame 3: Anakin smirks Frame 4: the beginning of Star Wars, "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...."
Stalker holds up boom box outside girl's house to play his band's new song
Annakin falling to Padme meme format in four panels Panel 1: Annakin says It's called precision policing Panel 2: smiling Padme says so you precisely follow the law now! Panel 3: Annakin smirks Panel 4: Padme slightly worried looking asks so you precisely follow the law now?
Baseball players wearing shirts with black spotted jerseys with pink sleaves with a Dairy Daddies logo in the middle
Archer tank destroyer from WW2
Swedish chef head
Image from South Park saying Did I say Death Camps? I meant Happy Camps
Hoggish Greedly from Captain Planet
Captain Rex Kramer from Airplane saying no... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do
Norm Macdonald saying now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone invoked in this story should die
Ron Swanson says, "Yes, that is accurate."
Tweet by Casey Newman from October 28, 2022 Here it is: Twitter engineers were told today to *print out* their last 30 to 60 days of code, so they could show it to Elon Musk himself. Then they were told wait, no, actually, please shred all that code you just printed out.
A cartoon of a train wreck with a person stuck under the train with x eyes and two people halfway out of the train car with x eyes and the conductor with his arm up as if to say, "what can you do?" Above it says, we'll be back in a Jingleheimer Jiffy
Mr. Plinkett from red letter media dot Com. Comment on this alt text if you want me to send you a pizza roll
Diablo 2 resurrection party screen with highlight over a player's hostile icon with text saying click to go hostile with this player
Federal courts search warrant form that requires the application to be sworn
It's just the skull and crossbones, I swear
Tweet from Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton July 11, 2017 I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out.
Sign with a skull and crossbones with a lightning bolt through the skull, below the text says, in all caps, Do not dumb Very danger to dumb here
Diagram of where bombers that returned to base had damage, which led to increased armor on those places rather than the spots where no bombers ever returned to base with damage, presumably because they were destroyed by that damage. An example of survivorship bias
This is definitely not the SS totenkopf
Seven months before Preventive’s launch, Armstrong coined the term “the Gattaca stack” – after the dystopian 1997 sci-fi film about a near-future society dominated by genetically engineered super-beings – in a post on X describing technologies he says will be routinely used to create the babies of the future. Gene editing “for disease prevention, or enhancement” was included in Armstrong’s list. For him, at least, this is about improving babies, as well as avoiding disease.
Asian dad saying please, accept the mystery
Gretchen Whitmer hiding her face after being photographed making a deal with Trump
Jared and Brandi from Storage Wars
Ed 209 robot from robocop blowing away a guy