River Odder

@riverodder.bsky.social

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Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount. 🦦🔞🤙🏼🛡️ "I stand corrected."

A ragged looking man in outlandish garb: Robin Williams in his role in the 90s movie Jumanji has him wearing a turtle shell helmet, broad shiny leaves as a cloak, with long hair and huge shaggy beard.
A photo of Cummie the Clown wearing a big frown, to which added the caption "Not Fucking Funny!!" Cummie the Clown has pale skin, pink hair, and pink highlights to her mouth, nose and eyes.
A photo of a man with light skin and bushy beard holds up two Hitachi vibrators, with a sly grin and a gleam in his eye.
A photo of a shoulder high wave, with lots of foam, and a woman riding a surfboard across from right to left. She is Rell Sunn, a Legendary Waterwoman of Oahu, and an outstanding person, taken too soon by cancer. Graceful and lithe, she stands with her right foot in the center of the board, and her left foot hanging five off the nose. her black swimsuit matches her hair, and is less of a contrast to her dark skin than the whote foam behind her.
A photo of a pale woman with long red hair. She is holding an odd pistol. and seems to be looking around warily. She is wearing a short brown leather skirt, with a wide belt, a corset, black short sleeve blouse, brown leather bracers on her wrists, a brown leather breathing mask, and brass goggles. She is Captain Constance Bashford, At the bottom left, a logo showing a stylized CB and some fine print reading "2015 fotoshoot op locatie.nl
Spongebob looks back at his house, horrified to see it fully engulfed in flames. His pineapple home moaning "Why?"
A brilliant full moon rises over the shoulder of snow-capped Mt Shasta.
A photo taken by me, with the caption: "Mountain Muse Always on the horizon Peeking into my valleys So close, and yet so far." The photo shows a mountain peak covered in snow, with trees on its left flank. Clouds rise off the mountain, backlit golden by the sun, highlighting the mountain's profile, and making it look almost like a volcano.
A thick tree trunk and big branches stand dark against the evening sky giving a perch for a huge Great Hornwd Owl, seen in silhouette.
A screenshot from Saturday Night Live showing Melissa McCarthy playing (ex) White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer. The actor is riding a lectern down a busy street.
The “look” emoji has been blown up big.
The “look” emoji has been screen captured and increased in size a bit.
A screen shot of Steven Colbert doing his show with a segment titled “Hormuz Nuz you can Uz” which shows a container ship with the segment title across it. There are often additional words, such as “Commander in Snuz”, but those are not in this photo.
A photo of an otter who happens to be sticking out their tongue, with a pair of sunglasses ‘shopped into place (by hand, not ai)
A photo of a Black Squirrel setting on a curb next to a parked car. The squirrel’s dark fur stands out against the brown forest duff and leaves, whereas a brown squirrel would blend right in. The squirrel is about 8 inches long, with a tail about 6 inches long.
A fishing pole emoji has been photoshopped (by hand, not ai) to cover the fish and replace it with a few beans. The original beans were chocolate covered coffee beans, but that’s the best I could do.
A visual slide from a presentation titled "Types of Seismic Waves". There are 4 panels, showing a couple of conifer trees on a flat grassy rectangle of earth. There is a grid on the sides of the rectangle, used to show the movement of the soil and the resulting action on the surface. The two on the left are under the heading "Body Waves", while the two on the right are under the heading "Surface Waves", and all four show the wave direction going from left to right. Body Waves: Upper Left) "P Wave" shows a flat surface but shows compression waves in the underlying soil. These are not felt the same but can cause damage. Lower Left) "S Wave" shows the surface still flat but shifting from side to side. These are felt as a rocking back and forth, the traditional "shake". Surface Waves Upper Right: "Rayleigh Wave" This shows no side to side motion, but it shows a significant movement up and down. These are felt strongly, and can be very unsettling. Lower Right: "Love Wave" This image shows movement in all directions. These are felt very strongly and can be terrifying. undulating
A young coyote is reaching around a tree and biting it's own tail. There might be two coyotes or the one is a Dachshund mix.
A screenshot from The Simpsons, showing Homer addressing a group of people in a school. Truly inspirational!
A patch, handmade, sewn onto white fabric. The patch is embroidered on a yellow field with a red squirrel, rampant, surrounded by the words “interdum tu sentó simili nux, Interdum tu non.” This is Latin, meaning… “Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.”
A panel from a Classic Bugs Bunny cartoon, with Bugs carefully enunciating the word Butthole, which has been added by me.
A photo of a bill pasted to a wall in La Paz, Mexico. It is in Spanish. A bold dark trans symbol is the centerpiece, with a tattered rose across the lower part of it. “Nuestra Venganza será ser Felices” “Our Vengeance is being Happy” “31 de marzo - Dia de Visibilidad Trans” 31 of March - Day of Visibility Trans. @lapazesdiversa (La Paz is diverse) @eespadaa (espada =sword, so …?) #SiSoyYAquiEstoy (Yes, I am, And Here I Am) I was rather (pleasantly) surprised at the atmosphere for trans in La Paz. I saw at least a half-dozen different styles of bills posted on walls, couples holding hands, a gorgeous blonde hitting on my boss, and at least one club which was solely trans themed. It was great!
A screenshot from the simpsons, Guatamalan Insanity Peppers episode. The chilis are just kicking in, and Homer sees Flanders, who says "Howdy doodly doo?" with the "doodly" echoing and producing another mustache mouth each time. A couple dozen mouth mustaches float in the air in front of Ned Fanders contorting face. It is an episode worth watching!
A clipped part of a cartoon by the OP of this thread, an artist with brown hair, light skin, and square glasses, wearing a pink shoulder bag, dark brown pants, and a tan shirt that says “Get drawn as a fart -£5”
A photograph taken from the west edge of the Sellwood district of Portland Oregón. Trees are in the foreground, but the leaves have not grown in enough to hide the wildlife pond in the near foreground. Some of the buildings from the Oaks Amusment park stand in front of the Willamette River, though the Ferris wheel is not in this picture. In the distance the buildings gather at the feet of the OHSU campus, with the big hospital on the brow of the ridge. Hard to see the cable gondola from here.🚡
Two people smile for the camera. On the left, the person has a beige shirt, grey hair and big bushy beard, and a twinkle in the eye. On the right, the person has a teal shirt, brown hair and big bushy beard, and a twinkle in the eye.
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“Post not found” notice has a trash can icon as well as the words.
A screenshot of Barbara Streisand, a woman with ask blonde hair and light skin, singing, with the caption “You don’t give me reskeets anymore…”
A cropped photo of a French bulldog pup going down a slip&slide. He looks like he has reached takeoff speed and needs to bring up the landing gear.
A triptych of antique photos showing post officers holding satchels. A baby is in each satchel, being mailed somewhere.
A screenshot from an interview, all text: Interviewer asks: You were born in Texas, moved to Arizona, studied in D.C. and then you moved to Chicago last year and many people have called you a “carpetbagger”. How do you respond to that? Kat responds “Young people move a lot and if we want them in politics we need to accept that. I did not move to Chicago intending to run for office. I, like the majority of people in this district, am a transplant. My grandfather and father both immigrated to Chicago, but I don't like trying to pass off their story as my own despite what the city means to me, because I want other people who moved here to get involved in politics. If you're following the law, you can do this, if you think you can make a difference, you should. It's frustrating to think that anyone disagrees with that.”
A photo of a Lakester car, made from the belly tank from an airplane used on long missions. Lakesters are sleek cars, often with an open cockpit and head shaped roll bar. This one is an enclosed model, where the driver sits entirely inside the car and sees out of the canopy at the nose. The deep orange paint at the front makes the windows stand out, and the flame shapes run back over the beige body paint. Lakesters were traditionally built in ford Model A frames and running gear. They were made to go really fast across the dry lakebeds of the desert southwest of USA. Bonneville Salt Flata is a good phrase to search if you are interested.
Four Pinewood Derby cars appear to roll down a steep wooden track. The cars are made of wood, with plastic wheels, and are carved and painted. The car in the closest lane is orange, probably from the clear coat on the bare wood, carved like a swoopy Batmobile, and is in second place behind the indigo blue car in the second lane, which is a minimalist wedge. The car in the third lane is a close third behind the orange car, and it is made to look like a pink eraser, very good job that! The fourth lane car is also the fourth place car, a dragster shape painted lime green.
A black and white photo of a man who is almost certainly Buster Keaton, driving a racy looking car for that period, and seeing his left rear wheel passing him on the inside of the turn. The caption says: “The moment you realize where that leftover bolt should have gone.”
A single panel cartoon showing a guy walking with his hands in his coat pockets, and a horse next to him saying “hi” with a heart shaped word ballon. On the bottom it has written the lyrics from The Boxer by Simon & Garfunkel. “ asking only Workmans wages I go looking for a job, but I get no offers… Just a come on from the horse on Seventh Avenue.”
A post by BooBooKitty showing Spaghetti and Feetballs, A checkered tablecloth holds a plate with spaghetti noodles around the edge, with a pair of feet (bottom view) that have marinara sauce between them. Below that is a post by Rachel Hall-Clifford, saying “I have cleaned the vomit from the rug…” I cropped off the rest of her comment, for jocularity’s sake.
A screenshot of the gif selection showing all the same gif, a beautiful blonde woman. No idea who she is.
A close up photo of a woman wrapped in a man’s arms, with a peaceful smile on her face. Genders may vary according to each situation.
A screenshot of a character(villain) in the Foo Fighters video for Everlong. He is wearing a red jacket with wide white lapels, white shirt, and long bow tie in the southern style. He is missing a tooth and has stubble on his face. He has black hair in something of a bouffant, but most importantly, he has sideburns that could stop a truck.
A pair of steel 55 gallon drums sit on a wooden pallet for ease of transport. The barrels are vivid blue with a wide white stripe around the middle section. They both have a blue logo in the white band, which is repeated several times so it is visible whichever side is out. The logo says “Fuchs”
A slice of French toast sits for a few moments on a plate with a pat of butter and a fork. It was sprinkled with powdered sugar.
A screenshot of a group header which says: 18+/Minors DNI accounts (automated) Moderation list by ‪@jbc.lol‬ These accounts are detected to be 18+ accounts or accounts that don't want to interact with minors. I use this to mute MDNI/18+ accounts, to deter me from interacting. Mostly automated and it detects based on name and description. Issues? Ping @jbc.lol. Do not harass anyone found on this list.
A screenshot of the Discard Draft panel, with the red Discard button, the grey Cancel button, and barely visible under that is where I had written “Cut him some slack. He was right in the middle of squeezing out a…” … and then I changed my mind.
Two squirrels face each other on a branch, one has a paw raised as of to make an important point.
A photo looking down at a hole dug along the front of a small wooden telephone pole. The pole is part of a structure that was demolished in Snowmageddon ‘18. Next to the pole is a pile of dirt and a post hole digger.
A photo of 3 blue “Buzzballz Biggies”, round containers full of cheap sweet booze.
A tall to-go cup of coffee has a half of a joint on the lid.
A photo of a white man’s white beard, coming mostly from his con and separating in two like a handlebar mustache.
A screenshot of two posts. The op is the top post, and the one just beneath by @barrelbucket.bsky.social just says “Arrest the goddamn president “
Girl Scout Thin Mints cookies. A photo of a stack of cookies, coated in mint chocolate, with one broken open to show the chocolate cookie center. The longest I was able to make one last was 8 miles.
Freddie Mercury (lead singer), Brian May (guitar), John Deacon (bass), and Roger Taylor (drums) are members of the British rock band Queen, shown here in the iconic Bohemian Rhapsody photo. Four pale male faces against a black background.
A screen shot of a post by @jackofquills “ how did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler.”
A red squirrel stands on its back legs and holds its front paws up and out, little fingers splayed.
A half dozen black chickens peck at chicken feed on a piece of sheet metal roofing, making a tappity tap tap sound
Mickey Mouse seems to have become a raving maniac. Tattered ears, gnarled teeth, wide wild eyes with unequal pupils… Looks dangerous!
Mickey Mouse seems to have become a raving maniac. Tattered ears, gnarled teeth, wide wild eyes with unequal pupils… Looks dangerous!
A tan colored piece of 3/4” hemp rope sits on a black chair, showing the long eye splice that I put into it, the tip of the rope was unraveled and woven back into itself, making a loop that is much stronger than a knot would be. It is not a noose because the size of the loop cannot be adjusted. Splices are not knots.