Furnace Hemingway

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"Now for Wrath" in the style of a Now That's What I Call Music album cover
The "Why Do They Call It An Oven" Copypasta rendered as NTWICM album cover
One of the cartoon figures from the Microsoft Teams login screen that looks quite a bit like the Dropout CEO.
The Dyson Airblade k9j, an ostensible hand dryer that looks more like a submarine scope.
The title screen for the videogame Striker 96 for the Sega Saturn
A photo of Robert Pattison as Antinous in The Odyssey with a Singapore flag on his lapel
A truly incomprehensible religious pamphlet trying to convey some sort of timelime for Apocryphal Christianity.
He's a Samurai but all his weapons and armor are made of pork products
The poster for Live Free or Die Hard featuring John McLaine (Bruce Willis) wearing a rugged leather shoulder holster.
Pastiche performing an acoustic cover of her song "Calories"
A closed barn with two signs in front of the top sign says "Please Do Not Touch The Artwork", the bottom sign says "Art Gallery"
A screenshot of Funky Kong in Mario Kart Wii on that fuckass Bowser bike
John Carroll Lynch as Norm Gunderson in Fargo (1996)
The young fella from the Ploughing Championships that went viral for saying "I Love Slurry"
June 2026 issue of the Dublin InQuirer
The game's back on
Amazon Prime "Something Went Wrong" error message
Photo of a screen showing the start of the Spurs v Knicks game
The cover image for Idlewild's 2002 album 'the remote part'
A landscape photo of the view up Dublin's Royal Canal from Spencer Bridge. The flat waters of the canal are a river of glass dividing the middle of the frame with a reflection of the turbulent summer sky.
A screenshot of the genius page for Weird Al's 'The Night Santa Went Crazy'. The first two lines are 'Down in the workshop, all the elves are making toys. For the good gentile girls, and the good gentile boys'
Meme: "I'm joining the war on Mixtape on the side of the Mixtape". Buff Karl Marx's face has been replaced with that of Stacey Rockford, the game's protagonist
A screenshot of a man looking perturbed from the Little Victorian Boy comedy sketch about turning women into cubes.
A screenshot of Metal Gear Solid 1 where Otacon is saying "Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?"
A bald man (Me) looking cross in front of a sign that says 'Stáisiún Vótála/Polling Station'
A screenshot of the film Black Dynamite where the character Chocolate Giddy-Up played by Cedric Yarbrough says "But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!"
My orange and white cat Glenmorangie staring at his reflection in a balcony screen door.
A badly edited cover from one of DC's 'Absolute Batman' comics that now reads 'Absolute Horses' and the head and haunches of a horse have been superimposed on top of Batman
It's the new Burger King Logo generator and it says "We Have To Get People Out Of The Panopticon Please" and in a tiny tag line "no for real"
A photo of a gilet from the Irish National Stud in Kildare
A screen shot what appears to be a post from Donald Trump's truth social. The text reads: "If IRAN thinks they'll get the best of me in a negotiation, I have no problem being on my phone the whole meeting. I have so much stuff on my phone. Music, apps, games, obviously. A medieval game, obviously. Obviously a jousting game. I have no problem being on my phone for hours and hours. I love my phone. I even have an alarm on my phone. I have the newest phone. It's black and I have a black case for it. It looks really cool. I have everything on this phone. I always just look at it. If I ever feel weird at all, I'm just looking at it. I know there's a new phone coming soon. But I'm not worried about it at all. Because I know I can take all the stuff from my old phone and put it on my new phone, as long as I'm updated. I'm putting the photos from here on my computer. That way, when the new phone comes out, I can put them on that phone from the computer. Even if something goes crazy, I'll still have those photos on the computer, safe and sound. I love how this phone works.", which is a quote from Tim Robison's Barley Tonight sketch on I Think You Should Leave.
A photo of me taken at Gleann Tí an Eassigh on the Dingle Peninsula. Shot from across a dark river I am sat on a bench, looking very small amongst tall bare grey trees and long wild grasses. A hillside purple with spring heather dominates the background.
A screenshot of Tank the operator from The Matrix when he's uploading training programs into Neo's consciousness. The caption reads "Hey, Mikey, I think she likes it."
A screenshot of the Genius page for the lyrics to Dangerous by Kardinal Offishall, the last line of the chorus reads "That girl is a badger"
A photo of a packet of cupcakes inexplicably labelled "9 Iced Queens"
An orange and white cat (his name is Glenmorangie) lies at the end of a bed. He is staring at the camera with eyes narrowed.
A production shot from the play Solitary Confinement. Olivia (Morven Cameron) stands behind Sam (Megan O'Malley) looking down on her as she crouches on the floor with her eyes closed.
Photo of a fan made enamel pin of Jujutsu Kaisen character Satoru Gojo wearing a bondage harness and not much else.
A black and white photo of my notebook on top of a script.
A photo looking up the Liffey from the East Link Bridge. The setting sun is illuminating the tall buildings on either side of the river.
Screenshot of a skeet reading "i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared"
The 1943 Norman Rockwell painting Freedom of Speech
An edit of the Holden Bloodfeast character (originally drawn by webcomic artist beanytuesday) used to satirize elderly, warmongering US congressmen. This version has been edited so that instead of a US politician advocating for the invasion of Iran it's an Irish politician advocating for increased Irish military spending and an end to the country's century long policy of neutrality. The text reads: Holden O'Bloodfeast TD EastWestMeath (RI) - 118 years old - Please go just let us have a huge military nothing else matters I just want to see Irish teenagers die overseas before I die - Beloved Constituency Hero
Screen shot of an article from RTE News titled "Giant spider web found in Greek-Albanian border cave - study".
A screenshot of the Google maps page for Emo Court House.
A bearded man (me) wearing a bicycle helmet standing in front of a sign that reads 'Stáisiún Vótála Polling Station'
A screenshot a comment from 'Noah Brock' which reads "Ireland has been a hotbed of anti-western extremism for many decades, nay a century. This, of course, was exacerbated by the creation of the Irish Free State in 1922, which led to more terrorism and violence committed in the name of the Republic. For many years we did our utmost to stand up against such forces, but shamefully capitulated to terror in the 1998 Belfast Agreement. The Irish, or rather parts of the Irish establishment, have got away with far too much for too long. Their perpetual victimhood mentality, which is embedded with the Irish conscience, has always been a pernicious force. Most of it is based on lies about their history and a Marxist narrative of England being Ireland's "oppressor". I find it difficult to have much sympathy for them." The comment has a tag showing its been edited presumably to remove the section where the author unironically regurgitates Swift's modest proposal.
A photo of a longbow turned sideways to look like a frowning mouth with badly drawn angry eyes above it. Y'see in some dialects of English cross is synonymous with angry so a cross bow would be an angry bow. Oh god I've just noticed the way I've positioned the bow makes the grip look kinda like a Hitler moustache, please no one point that out I didn't mean it I swear. Blame the people who made the Hunger Games apparently this bow is a movie replica.
A crop of the image at the top of the thread focusing on the dead-eyed ai illustrated uncanny homonculus with the 'Alduterer' sign around his neck.
An eBay listing for the Cassingle release of the 1997 charity cover of Lou Reed's song 'Perfect Day'. I didn't want to include the seller's username so had to crop it but the listed price was £11.79.
A chart showing how the October Bank Holiday could be moved to fall on the Monday or Friday closest to Halloween as opposed to, for example, THE 25th OF F***ING OCTOBER!
The fake title card for 'DragonBong THC: To Be A Blazing Star!!!' original conceived and drawn on the Dropout series 'Cartoon Hell'
A screenshot of the solved NYT Connections puzzle from 22nd July 2025. Answers: Purple - Chess, Cutie, Humble, Whoopie - the category is words that can go in front of 'Pie'. Blue - Camo, Checkers, Honeycomb, Stripes - the category is Patterns. Yellow - Attitude, Cheek, Lip Mouth - the category is words meaning Sassiness. Green - Cushion, Dampen, Soften, Temper - the category is words meaning Mitigate.
A crowd of people watching five musicians on stage inside a big top tent. The light of the setting sun streams in from outside meeting the purple stage lights in the middle.
A face made out of rubber bands with staples used for the irises and two prominent teeth.
Three highlighter pens, green, yellow and pink that have had their caps swapped around and been arranged into a triangle formation.