RJ the Jank Monarch

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One way out. Yugioh's premier limited format mad scientist and general strike enthusiast. (they/them) 🔞 Find me on YouTube @TheRJB0 and at https://twitch.tv/rj_the_jank_monarch

RJ in glasses and a knit turtleneck with peekaboo shoulders. Their hair is layered and bright magenta, and they appear to have gotten a step closer to their dream of becoming your friend's hot mom you had a crush on.
A discord post saying "Holy fuck. Logging on to find out Lindsey Graham died tonight was like coming back from the restaurant bathroom to find out the waiter brought me my second choice from the menu by mistake, and now they've gone back to the kitchen to see if they can also get me the thing I actually ordered."
Our extremely rough map of the Sablewood, featuring a variety of geographical features: mountain ranges cut through the center vertically, and a huge river reaches across the land. There's an infinite archipelago stretching off the coast. Swamps pepper the land, and to the south lies a Godwood stand.
Yugioh card The Crimson King
Three powerpoint slides demonstrating the wild shit you can get away with saying if all your messaging is subtext. The first is about the bizarre (maybe accidental) Jewish theological dissertation that is the Duel Terminal lore featuring Shekhinaga (named after a Jewish feminine name of God), the tree of life, and an explanation of keliput (the thing Qlipjorts get their name from). The second is just the Branded lore, which comes with the vocalized narration: "What if a despot took over a xenophobic nation by exploiting their dogmatic religion to spread fear and repression of immigrants and social misfits, but the persecuted people all banded together with the disillusioned members of that religion to overthrow the despot and bring freedom to the land... You know... Fantasy... haha." The caption says "Definitely no real world connotations!" The last is the S-Force, Live Twin lore and it just has the caption "Be Gay. Do Crimes" in comic sans.
Masked Dragon x? Flying Kamikiri x2 Spiritual Wind Art x3 Gray Wing x2 Silpheed x3 Adhesion Trap Hole x? Cloning x3 Interdimensional Matter Transporter x3 Raigeki Break x? Rope of Life x2 Soul Resurrection x3 Ninja Grandmaster Sasuke x2 Copycat Gravekeeper's Spy x? Tsukuyomi x? Helpoemer x2 Mefist the Infernal General Roulette Barrel Iron Blacksmith Kotetsu x? Cat's Ear Tribe Des Koala x2 Thousand Needles x2 Golem Sentry Thunder Dragon x?
RJ in a black shirt with a red line art rose. Okay I'm burying the lead with this one, their beard is bright green, smeared with the remains of the beautiful flowers they had painted on their face in the previous photo set. They look distressed about this fact.
For this line to make any sense, it's first imperative you understand that Luke is being ✨A Little Bitch✨ He's been whining about everything Yoda asks of him, and when Yoda tells him it's time to attempt a feat with any risk of failure, Luke says "I'll tryyyy" in a pouty way that tells you he's already decided he's gonna fail, because Mark Hamill it turns out is a pretty good actor.
A Dark Magician Girl shirt done in graffiti style. She's blowing bubble gum and has "Mana" tattooed on her chest
The Yugioh Speed Duel GX box, one of the greatest products in Yugioh history.
The seven flames of the sky from Hitman Reborn
RJ in a car seat with brightly colored hair, wearing feathered earrings, a denim jacket and sunglasses on their head.
My hand holding a Power Vice Dragon Yugioh card. In the background, the Morrison bridge crosses the Willamette River into downtown Portland
A set of black matte sleeves, with the mark of the crimson dragon emblazoned on them, surrounded by a luminous haze as if glowing red hot
A long black felt-lined box full of small, neatly organized black plastic boxes.
The text of Starving Venom Fusion Dragon of the Four Heavenly Dragons, which says "2 DARK monsters on the field (This card is always treated as a "Predaplant" card.) If this card is Special Summoned: You can target 1 other face-up monster on the field; change its ATK to 0, negate its effects, also it becomes DARK. When your opponent activates a card or effect (Quick Effect): You can Fusion Summon 1 DARK Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck, using DARK monsters on either field, including this card. You can only use each effect of "Starving Venom Fusion Dragon of the Four Heavenly Dragons" once per turn."
RJ, lounging on a pile of pillows and blankets wearing a sleeveless knit turtleneck, feathery earrings and a long flowing skirt. Their hair is wild and everywhere, and they are looking up at the camera
A Duelingbook list for genesys Red Dragon archfiend. Let me know if you want the full list in written form, and I will write it out.
RJ dressed to look like Auron FFX, with a red bathrobe, rain jacket pulled over their nose and sunglasses, holding a hitachi over their back and a water jug in the other hand. They do Auron's idle animation for a few seconds before swinging the hitachi as if to offer it to the participants, before handing them the water jug off-screen and giving a thumbs up.
Shaddoll Fusion
GMX Velox, a scientist lady with murderous eyes and brightly-colored hair... And feathers...band claws... She's half veloceraptor. Also she's licking her lips like she wants to eat me, so that's hot
The corner of a card whose name starts with "Bujin," famously one of my most hated decks in history
A series of side-by-sides with a newer card on the left and an older print on the right. The first is Elemental Hero Absolute Zero. The second is Destiny Hero Malicious. The third is Solemn Judgment. The borders have a richer, warmer quality on the older cards. The gold foiling is darker, almost looking like tarnished brass. The colors are less loud, but have a deeper quality. Overall, the older cards look less bright, but more solid.
A WeleDAD deck laid out on a table. WeleDAD is an Edison deck that's exactly what it sounds like: TeleDAD that makes up for the low number of Emergency Teleports with copies of Telekinetic Power Well. If you can't read the photo but want the deck list, let me know!
A severely miscut copy of the Yugioh card Des Lacooda. Its bottom border is entirely missing, and it appears to have the bottom of another card stuck to the top.
RJ in a hoodie, pj pants and a stupid little pose like they're sneaking around, holding a very small saucepan backhand like some kinda weeb... which they are.
An article headline by The Economist: "A modern Marx - Thomas Picketty's blockbuster book is a great piece of scholarship, but a poor guide to policy"
Bluesky post by Mattie Lubchansky, saying: "do you think perhaps it’s on “economists” to come up with better graphs if everyone says that society is crumbling and they’re not measuring it"
RJ standing in a kitchen, clean-shaven with wet hair and a full face of makeup. They're wearing a black and white striped off-shoulder dress, a corded choker and dangly, trans-colored earrings.
A meme with a nice fluffy, panting dog and a huge, snarling, vicious looking creature. The dog is labeled "Broken Foot". The monster is labeled "Plucking My Eyebrows"
Pepe the frog lying on the ground with a tray of fast food scattered in front of him. The shadow of a person looms over the scene.
Broccoli and garlic-herb butter noodles on a large plate. A pile of crystalline, amber-colored onion slices lays across them, glowing in the early evening sunlight. Curling wisps of steam wander across the scene, blurring the background.
A Qobuz entry for The Birthday Massacre's 2025 album Pathways, a watercolor of two children playing in the dark, neon-lit parking lot of a motel in the rain.
A variety of photos of large jet airplanes flying impossibly low over fires, dropping clouds of red flame retardant. The planes are short and stocky with a wide, conical nose and a windshield that looks like a sick pair of aviators. Each wing has an engine, as does the tail. It's really difficult to get across just how dangerous the maneuvers they're pulling are, but experts have said these are the most potentially deadly flights in the business.
RJ in a full face of makeup, most noteably with an entire cherry tree painted onto the left half of their face, and blossoms drifting across their cheeks
RJ posed in front of a variety of cherry trees. They wear a leather jacket with Mana Moon's Sakura Rose Dragon pattern, which is embroidered with sakura-themed reimaginings of Black Rose Dragon. They've also got big, round pink sunglasses, and are wearing a pink-grey smokey eye shadow.
The Wikigacha card for Taki Soulcalibur, in which the picture only shows her midsection, clad in a tight red bodysuit, and the center of the frame is zoomed directly in on her crotch.
Tweet by Masahiro Ito, monster designer for Silent Hill, where he describes making toast by spreading honey on bread, toasting it, spreading butter on the toast, toasting it again, and sprinkling it with Sichuan pepper. He caps the tweet off with a cute emoticon and "This is fuck!"
A stack of French toast on a dark blue floral plate. The bread is golden brown marbled with chocolate, and glistening with maple syrup
A panel of JJK Modulo, in which a white-haired man is holding a black-haired man, saying "You think we can be neighbors? You do know this country's history, don't you?" Presumably referring to Japan's... Less than stellar relationship with its neighbors
A poster, featuring the details from this post. The background is the alt art for Limiter Removal, featuring the usual red-lining transmission gage, but with Cyber End Dragon powered up and crackling with electricity in front of it.
A series of photos, showing Japanese grandmaster rare Dark Magician the Pharaoh's Servant serialized as number 25/100, a beautiful, iridescent holographic card, with Dark Magician popping out of the frame, reaching out toward the viewer, and a border embossed in runes. The card has a sliver of the upper right corner cut off. In the last photo, the person who pulled the card is standing in the corner of their kitchen, head held in their hands, clearly in distress.
Wikigacha card for area code 509, the code for eastern Washington
Bystial Dis Pater
To oppose something is to maintain it. They say here "all roads lead to Mishnory." To be sure, if you turn your back on Mishnory and walk away from it, you are still on the Mishnory road. To oppose vulgarity is inevitably to be vulgar. You must go somewhere else; you must have another goal; then you walk in a different road.
A copy of the Yugioh card Sloppy Stasher Squirrel, a card whose art features a squirrel pondering the location of a pair of acorns.
A screenshot of a prompt to youraislopbores.me, requesting an avocado who knows how to party, followed by a drawing of a dancing avocado wearing a hat and what I presume to be a disco ball.