Daily Spurious Correlation ๐ค @dailycorrelation.bsky.social Correlation is not causation: your daily dose of spurious correlation.
Made with @trotsky.pirhoo.com using Tyler Vigen's charts.
Richard Jolly @richjolly.bsky.social Senior Football Correspondent, the Independent: https://www.independent.co.uk/author/richard-jolly
Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social Writes and sings for Josimar, The Guardian and Tapete Records
Neel Shelat @shelatneel.bsky.social Devotee of the religion of football
Freelance Journalist/Analyst/Consultant covering the game around the globe. Featured on Al Jazeera, Forbes.com, FourFourTwo, Analytics FC, FotMob, World Soccer, The Blizzard, The Transfer Flow & more
neelshelat.com
David Ornstein @david-ornstein.bsky.social Football Correspondent, The Athletic
NUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social Sharing the X posts from the (imho) best Newcastle United journo accounts who haven't fully migrated over to bsky. Automated, so some posts won't be NUFC.
Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social trailcams
no AI ever
Sam-I-Am @slduk.bsky.social Proud Belgian ๐ง๐ช
Blunt #NUFC Fan
Bluesky Toon H2H #FPL
Not a Happy Clapper
Green Party Member
Fuck Zionism
David @dhauxx.bsky.social A ball of anxiety in human form
#nufc | #acmilan | #f1 | #film | #gaming | #photography
instagram.com/dhauxx
Toontastic @toontastic.bsky.social I am but a poor #nufc fan and not the app of the same name!
GeordieRadge @geordieradge.bsky.social Formerly of Twitter. Political malcontent. #NUFC.
Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social Dad, Husband, #NUFC fan and procrastinator. Just to warn you, Iโm *very* sweary.
Ian Geordie Clark @ian-geordie-clark.bsky.social Exiled Geordie darn Saarf.. Love the Toon, whisky, rum, beer, cocktails and music. Clash City Rocker!
Pete Hind @toonpete85.bsky.social 40. Toon. Football, music, travel and good beer fan. Linguist. Runner. If I can help one person by being here then it's worth it ๐
ToonTitan ๐ฆ โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ @toontitan.bsky.social NUFC gimp, glutton for punishment. Lover of bridges. Twitter ex-pat, Bluesky immigrant. Very occasionally, mildly humorous; often sarcastic. Time magazine Person of the Year 2006.
https://linktr.ee/toontitan
GeordieRacer๐ค๐ค @geordieprancer.bsky.social โซ๏ธโช๏ธ Toon Army โซ๏ธโช๏ธ #NUFC till I die!
Bluesky OG, here at the beginning!
Love a sensible debate!
Follow only those with a proper bio, no bots ๐
Away day lover ๐
Thoughts are my own!
Opinions are my own!
HATE Makems!
Darren @nufc86.bsky.social Supporting and illustrating a team that wins trophies
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/LittleRadgieDesigns
ElDinoBambino @barscap.bsky.social Mainly here for the Toon. Former sell-side analyst dude. Econ/Markets. L/S trader. Bullish Lewis Hall. Not financial advice, DYDD. #NUFC
HailToTheKing @shotshy.bsky.social Newcastle Fan, ball hockey, gamer, birdwatcher, fan of niche geek hobbies, purveyor of shitpuns
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social #NUFC
Bryan @enviro-bryan.bsky.social Environmental scientist, and PhD candidate! #NUFC supporter to the point of nausea.
nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social Boring, Miserable and Unfunny.
I like lifting heavy circles, listening to heavy music, drinking coffee, and sometimes NUFC
Undiagnosed but something ain't right.
Dan_hazza @danmcg.bsky.social Teacher, Newcastle fan and proud dad.
@terrytibbs08.bsky.social @terrytibbs08.bsky.social Old, bald toon fan who has eventually seen us win something ๐
Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social Lapsed anthropologist, writer, poorly dressed film maker & Northumbrian separatist.
Darrel @darrelb.bsky.social +3 boys | Crossfit sloth | MNU Nutritionist | Photography | Gamer | Mini-Painter | Day Dreamer | Vinyl spinner |Tattooed coffee addict | Business Owner | Plate Spinner! | NUFC ๐ด๐ณ๏ธ
DCB72 @deeceebee72.bsky.social NUFC, League Cricket, Star Trek.
Target that explosion and fire.
It's deeceebeee
Bumpa @bumpamc.bsky.social Old Punk from the 70โs Retired Trade Union Official now economically inactive love my holidays and travelling the UK & Europe on my Kawasaki Versys love ma dawg an English Bulldog and Newcastle United follow me I follow back ๐๐ป
Sam @samnufc.bsky.social NUFC fan for 30+ years
Sometimes talk a load of crap
Somerset based
Sgt Angle @thekidscallmehoju.bsky.social Just the one swan actually.
Newcastle, for my sins.
b3v @b3vrly.bsky.social Newcastle โก๏ธ Chicago ๐
#NUFC ๐ค๐ค co-run Toon Army Chicago
Follow all the Chicago teams (unfortunately)
Bears ๐ Cubs โพ๏ธ Blackhawks ๐ Bulls & Sky ๐ Fire & Stars โฝ๏ธ
Board game geek, vinyl nerd and shit at FIFA.
No DMs unless I know you personally.
Jake @seexreadxwrite.bsky.social Writing my way through the details. Published in a variety of spaces. Big on faith, film, community, biking, and NUFC/Oโs. Views are my own.
Dante's Dadda โซโช @stu-f-77.bsky.social Mainly here for NUFC. Half Geordie half Irish. Will occasionally talk about golf, rock & metal, Download Festival, the Mrs & the kids. And anything that pisses me off ๐
Gary Brown @garybrown.bsky.social Photographer + Film Maker.
#NUFC #VWT4 #ADHD
Andy King @kingy23.bsky.social Howโs NUFC 2.0 did you say?
Byker Biker @bykerbiker.bsky.social Brit/Geordie/Mag living in Newcastle, Maine.
Old school punk.
Enjoying my retirement motorbiking, skiing and fly fishing, but not at the same time.
ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social #Nufc fan living in Malaysia. Posts (other people's) pictures of birds when bored
Malaga Mag @malagamag.bsky.social Geordie carnivore ๐ฅฉ| living in Spain ๐ช๐ธ | diet & nutrition ๐ฝ | gym ๐ช๐ผ| music ๐ถ |musician ๐ฅ๐ธ|philosophy ๐| travel โ๏ธ| ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค NUFC
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk Exiled Geordie, Former Rugby Coach/Player, NUFC Nut.
https://linktr.ee/tooncrier
Left E. Grove @leftegrove.bsky.social Newcastle United fan, rapper (Left E.Grove), producer (GINISS), smart ass, life student. CIS male, but please donโt hold it against me. Here for jokes, knowledge, and music!
Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social I will mainly talk about Newcastle United, sometimes about games I play on the Xbox and occasionally about my animals.
A magpie ranger @geordielands.bsky.social Supporter of the club in black and white
Old school โleftieโ
Does not put up with centrist politicians
Might talk about gaming the inner child did stay
Joseph @josephthomasw.bsky.social NUFC
Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social Englishman living in Texas | Newcastle United | F1 | Star Wars | 3D Printing | NASA | Jake Humphreyโs Mumโs biggest fan.
Garry Cooney @gazco.bsky.social Foo Fighters fan, NUFC sufferer, Cat Dad, Chip eater, and Rum drinker. I liked Lewis Hall before it was cool
Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social An old, lefty, Newcastle fan, tired of politics and tiring of today's football, other than that, a ray of fucking sunshine
ToonWolf @toonwolfy.bsky.social NUFC is the main reason I'm here but also into gaming, science, cats and all things (proper) Northern
Scott Daley @scottdaley86.bsky.social #NUFC fan. Love music, games, movies and photography too.
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Living in ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social Jesmond born, Aussie raised, living in T-Town. A Newcastle United supporter group based in Tulsa Oklahoma.
๐ฆ๐บ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ณ๐ด
#NUFC
Steven @geordies1892.bsky.social Massive Newcastle United fan, I also like UFC and Boxing. Will follow back.๐ (Newcastle fans only) #Eddiehowesblackandwhitearmy ๐ค๐ค
IgnoreAlienOrders @ignorealienorders.bsky.social NUFC.
Old school socialist.
Old school Punk.
Old skool Rap.
Old school body.
Oh, and skiing.
H3th375 @heth1.bsky.social Geordie immigrant in Ireland.
Rock Music, Newcastle United, Nature and Wildlife, Northumbria, #nufc
Belfast, Newcastle upon Tyne, Manchester,
Angad Nagra @angadnagra.bsky.social the memetic upstream of mainstream opinion
โ ๐ฑ f/t/a ๐ฎ ๐ท ๐ ๐
up the mags โซ๏ธโช๏ธ
pdx๐
Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social When something is good itโs never gone.
London Adjacent. I like sports & cooking.
โฝ๏ธ ๐ฏ โณ๏ธ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ & ๐จ๐ปโ๐ณ
Chris @cdtplug.bsky.social North Durham, Newcastle fan. Works in IT.
Charlie @mayhemsparks.bsky.social โค๏ธ๐ค Atleti como forma de vida.
๐๐๐ฌ Estu.
๐๏ธ Deportes de naturaleza ๐ฃ
๐ Si no te gusta leer, no has encontrado el libro correcto.
๐น๏ธDe antes y de ahora
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โซโช NUFC since 1996. Howay the lads.
Cholista a muerte, sin complejos.
Sam @berwickmagpie.bsky.social The internet is a horrible place and I'm here to make it better, or worse if you have bad taste.
NUFC fan, Berwick Mag ๐ด๐ณ๏ธ
Green party member ๐
Graeme Harker @sparkybrit.bsky.social Politics, digital microelectronics and #NUFC
Dave @geordieviking.bsky.social Support the Toon. Used to run, travel and fish a lot.
Adam Cochran @hlakkiing.bsky.social He/him. NUFC and University of Utah football. Iโm doing the best at this. I love syrup. 
Michael Hudson @michaelhudson76.bsky.social Geordie guiri in La Gomera, language school owner, ELT teacher trainer, football fan (#nufc), very lapsed blogger / fanzine writer and occasional scribbler for When Saturday Comes, IBWM, World Soccer Magazine, Sabotage Times, Japan Soccer and more.
DavyCraig @davycraig.bsky.social Musician, socialist, football (NUFC)/cycling fan with a knackered back. Hates Tories, Fascists & Caramac bars! Trying to keep above water
๐ผ Algorithm & Blues ๐ต @nekodad.bsky.social Cat Dad ๐งถ๐โโฌ
Akron Ohio ๐ฆ๐๏ธ
N U F C ๐ค๐ค
Go Left Young Man ๐นโ
Grahame B @grahameb.bsky.social Enjoy the outdoors, walking, bit of photography, tech, proud Geordie and Newcastle United fan, Carabao Cup winners 2025
Congrats Chinaski @nsasux.bsky.social Husband, father, traveler, artist & futbol NUFC fanatic, Clemson Alumni, Clan Davidson, Really wish it wasn't necessary but activist too... No DMs please #NUFC
MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social 
Amanda @amandavetnurse.bsky.social Brit, living in Gothenburg.
Newcastle is the place I call home.
Nufc mad.
Married, Mam to 3 gorgeous geordies.
Magnificent Mags @magnificentmags.bsky.social Welcome to the Magnificent Mags. A channel built on the Tyne and driven by the Toon.
Come here for the latest NUFC news, opinions, videos and more!
Also follow me on the Fanalysis app, in partnership with Sky Sports.
One Club. One city. United. โซโช
Lord Harry @lordharry.bsky.social The Lord of Diminishing Returns. Twitter refugee mostly talking music and comedy, plus a bit of football. Jamaican #rum addict. #80s #90s #totp #nufc
BedlingtonJamie @bedlingtonjamie.bsky.social Originally from Bedlington now resident in Moray. Exiled NUFC fan. Bedlington Terrier owner, Tech nerd, Avionics Instructor and apparently a runner (Who knew?)
Jamie @jamiec68.bsky.social Newcastle United. Turning into a Bread Wanker. INFP.
Ageing raver with fond memories of The Gurn.
Worthing by the sea, ME/CFS, dogs.
Matt Black @jazzstandard.bsky.social NUFC. Music. Art. Probably in that order.
Steve @stevejpm.bsky.social NUFC Home and Away, travel makes the heart grow younger. If youโre bored before you die then thatโs on you.
David Cresswell @estechco.co.uk IT Consultant, Full Stack developer and extremely proud Geordie/NUFC fan
MoCoGeordie @mocogeordie.bsky.social All about the Toon. A smattering of dogs/cats and nature photos. Born in Gateshead. Living in Rockville MD. I block followers who don't share my interests.
Magnus7 @magnus7773.bsky.social Father, husband, psychologist and brain enthusiast , educator, music and food lover. NUFC and the mighty black and white until my last breath. HWTL
Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social Cognitive neuroscience professor focusing on #concussion and public health. #Philly native sports (and #NUFC) fan in Colorado. Runner. Dad. #psychscisky #neurosky #skobuffs #flyeaglesfly Views are my own.
MagpieKev @magpiekev19.bsky.social NUFC STH in Level 7. Letโs see if the football banter is better here!!. Love Dog walks and Music too.
DanTalksSport @dantalkssport.bsky.social #NUFC - Bar 1892 season ticket holder - some would say too objective and positive talking about football.
get me away from them blue tick bots
Karl Muirhead @karlmuirhead.bsky.social #NUFC season ticket holder
Let's carry on making this app a better place than that other app eh!!
Derekโs Designs @dereks-designs.com Avid sports fan and apparel/accessories designer. Started with making shirt designs my son liked and decided to start my own brand. Former USN.
https://www.dereks-designs.com
The Farmster @the-farmster.bsky.social Geordie born but living in Sheffield.
Proudest achievement is my two Yorkshire born kids being Mags.
Too left leaning to enjoy the Bond-Villains platform.
Dabbles in running, cats, beer, and all things black and white.
Up the Mags.
lauren @seolaren.bsky.social 23 | she/her | nufc & england | tino livramento stan
Jon Horrocks @horrocksjon.bsky.social Photographer. I have a real job as well but keep that off social media.
www.jhorrocks.com
PaulRobson666 @paulrobson666.bsky.social I try not to take owt too seriously (I'm not infallible though).
Hate everybody, then add them one by one to your โlike" list*.
*Edit as required.
#NUFC
#FoulmouthedAndFlippant
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social Iโm a bit starched. NUFC fan.
ANDY โซ๏ธโช๏ธ @andybiotic.bsky.social Newcastle United. #nufc
Geordie | Design | Travel | F1
Dean @toonlad9.bsky.social Soft southern NUFC supporter.
When the rich wage war itโs the poor who die.
One for Sorrow @thetalkingmagpie.bsky.social Geordie, lover of Newcastle United, anything videogame related and travelling the world.
Gary Foston @garyfoston.bsky.social Geordie living on the West Coast of Scotland. Hoping for a social community of lovers of NUFC, Whisky, Dogs, Scotland, Books, Skiing and sane politics & economicsโฆ.. as opposed to the other place
Cheetie 1892 โญ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ธ @cheetie1892.bsky.social cats : socialism : #nufc : kill your gods : ะัััะฝ โ ั
ัะนะปะพ! : #nooneisillegal #freepalestine #freeukraine ๐บ๐ฆ๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ฑโฝ๏ธ๐๐ฉโ๐คGeordies are Black and White #PIFout
Jonathan JE Brown @berty2001.bsky.social Digital marketing at Edge45, Newcastle (NUFC) fan, love films, currently writing first book.
Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social Iโm Pete. Iโm a singer songwriter making retro indiepop and electronica on handheld devices. Love NUFC. Always looking for the laugh.
Www.soundcloud.com/the-clocktoys
Jake Oliver @jolivernyc.bsky.social Hopelessly devoted #NYR and #NUFC fan. Public relations/communications professional with @nonprofittalk.bsky.social. Native New Yorker. Adina's dad. 
Andy @andydeee.bsky.social Mainly NUFC. Scott Sellars enthusiast. Nobby Solano too. With little bit of mental health and a smidge of politics thrown in. But mainly NUFC. In fact, just NUFC.
Formerly known as Geordie in Yorkshire on the other site.