RM Neill

@rmneillauthor.bsky.social

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Author of MM swoon. Drinker of coffee. Cat wrangler. Shenanigator. Hockey fan. Unashamed lover of dad jokes. She/her 🇨🇦 and proud of it. I write books to make you laugh.

A book cover with a fit man and short beard. He wears a white shirt hanging open revealing a sculpted chest. Title is Ropers Can’t Tie Knots. In the background are pink flowers.
A sexy man with scruffy beard and a white shirt hanging open. Wearing a brown cowboy hat and shouldering gaze. Title of book is Ropers Can’t tie knots. Tropes listed on graphic are fake marriage, opposite attract, forced proximity, rodeo cowboy and hurt comfort.
Fireworks of red and green circles over a body of water.
Two book covers in pink and blue with cowboys on the front standing in front of a lavender plant.
A tabby cat on a cat tree wearing a pink polka dot bow tie.
broody attractive man with a plaid shirt open and holding a black cowboy hat. Bull Riders Don't Swoon.
Tabby cat wearing a pink polka dot bow tie. He has chubby cheeks and long whiskers.
Book cover with a sexy cowboy on the cover showing his abs.
Tabby cat wearing a pink tie with hearts
A sleeping cat in a soup bowl shaped bed
A box of maple cones.
Evergreen trees covered in freshly fallen snow
Book cover and a quote. Did you know bats have thumbs? Ah there it is. Heaven forbid I say what I’m actually thinking.
White mug with writing thats says tell your cat I said pspspsps
Woman dancing badly with book cover in foreground.
A white mug with black writing that reads be careful or you’ll end up in my novel.
A coffee mug with a llama that says soft but will spit.
Close up face of a cat with giant whiskers and pink nose.
A blanket covering legs that says this is my book reading blanket.
Graphic of a horse and cowboy with words, no you can’t f*ck on horseback.
Brown and white cat sitting in a desk and looking innocent.
A red and white mug that says parental advisory I say fuck a lot.
Mug says my drinking club has a book problem and a cat sniffs at the edge.
Coffe mug with flowers that reads fresh out of fucks
Cowboy tipping his hat with plaid shirt unbuttoned with abs showing
Cute cat wearing a pink plaid tie
Big. Peacock. Energy. Heath is now live.
A reader quote: I think this is the dirtiest book you’ve ever written. I’m kinda jaw dropped here.