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i made https://wordladder.fun and https://archive-mrss.rnf.me/ bi, polyam unceded abenaki land (vermont)

A tree with a leaf pattern reminiscent of the "bouncing cards" animation that occurs after one wins a hand of Microsoft Solitaire.
The new Google Meet logo, which looks kind of like a blocky Yellow Tang fish facing left.
A large metal exhaust fan with the brand name "Patton" on it. This is a joke about Mike Patton, lead singer of Mr. Bungle and Faith No More (among other projects) which operate largely under the heavy metal genre. Also it's a ripoff of a joke about Reznor brand industrial fans.
A photo of a single urinal mounted on a wall with two large black u-shaped handles, one mounted to either side of the urinal. Above the photo is the text "What are the handles for?"
Sometimes you will have the resources to lead the fight. Sometimes you will have the resources to join it. Sometimes you will have the resources to fund it. Sometimes you will have the resources to tell people about it. All of that is part of the fight. The important part is showing up for the fight and doing what is within your capabilities at that moment.
A screenshot of part of Apple Podcasts showing the "Follow a Show by URL..." function.
A frilled lizard with its neck frills fully extended.
CMD-Z FOR PRESIDENT 2028
CTRL-Z FOR PRESIDENT 2028
A detail from the painting "Last Judgment" by Lieven van den Clite, showing a winged, fanged, horned demon looking straight into the camera, surrounded by wailing tormented people.
Product photo of leggings with a "super big" pouch for external genitalia.
A handwritten sign, partially obscured by a recycling bin, so that the only part readable says "Please NO".
A version of the opening screen to the game "Bad Dudes", but it says "Two tubes of tomato paste have been opened. Are you a bad enough dude to identify them?"
A screenshot of a post by Merriam-Webster saying "Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2025. Godspeed." The GIF in question has failed to load, displaying an error message and a retry button.
Three bottles of liquor: Tanqueray gin, Tito's vodka, and Cointreau.
A photo of a box of face masks labeled "Naturals Canyon".
A screencap of part of my Twitch recap for 2024, showing that I watched Avery Edison's channel for... 69 hours. (Nice.)
A snippet of a news story. It reads, "Dering said he reported the backpack's likeness to the NYPD's top line and the person who answered the phone said they had already received 'hundreds' of tips about the bag being a Peak Design product, according to the outlet."
A diagram of Saddam Hussein's hiding place, except the shape of the hole has been changed to be the outline of the state of Idaho, and the measurement says "479 mi" instead of "6 ft".
A photo of Gollum from the Lord of the Rings. He has very thin and sparse long stringy hair.
A poster with a list of "Banned Words", presumably posted in a classroom. The list is: 1. Skibidi 2. Sigma, Beta, Alpha 3. Ohio 4. Rizz 5. Gyat(t) 6. Fein 7. Tweaking (Emma Only) 8. This of it lyrics 9. Cardiac arrest meme 10. Chat 11. All combos of "tuah" & "hawk" 12. Anime words/gestures 13. Diddy 14. Cold in here 15. Edging 16. Goon 17. Darius noises 18. Pumpkin 19. Animal noises 20. No mames 21. Huzz 22. Low taper fade 23. Broke boy 24. Ligma 25. Taylor Swift 26. Swifties
American Chopper meme: "They say sitting all day is bad for you" "It's as bad for you as smoking" "I am in full agreement" "I'm getting rid of my chair" (panel shows one guy throwing a chair) "You're an inspiration to me"
A front yard sign that says: In this house, we believe: This place is not a place of honor No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here Nothing valued is here What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us The danger is to the body, and it can kill
An image of Denethor, the Steward of Gondor in the Lord of the Rings movies, saying "Abandon your posts! Flee! Flee for your lives!"
A building with the company name "Vink diesel" near the Beneden Merwede near Rotterdam in the Netherlands.
A photo of a pickup truck with two couches in the back.
A selected radio button labeled "Set Me Up Online (eSIM)"
An illustration of a rainbow between two clouds, with stylized text reading "You can always Quit".
The shape of the Chicago rat hole.
A screenshot of the two books I finished in 2023, which are "My Heart is a Chainsaw" and "Don't Fear the Reaper", both by Steven Graham Jones.
A screencap from the Gene Wilder "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory", in which Gene, as Willy Wonka, is sarcastically saying "Stop. Don't. Come back."
A screencap from the Star Trek episode "Darmok," of the Tamarian Dathon. The caption reads "cryptobro, his apes gone".
Hozier stands next to Bear McCreary, composer of the God of War soundtrack, at the 2023 Game Awards.
An edited photograph of a white cat, where the cat's body has been shortened so that it appears to only have two legs.
A headline: "Stolen Van Gogh piece is returned in a bloody pillowcase inside an Ikea bag", by Maria Luisa Paul
A post by Taylor Lorenz. She writes, "So since this place seems to be imploding please follow me on ig!!" followed by a link to her Instagram profile... which is embedded as a server error.
Maritime semaphor flag Z (ZULU) indicating "I require a tug."
A photo of a short passage from Tracy Kidder's "Soul of a New Machine", where an engineer, fed up with dealing with "billionths of a second," departs his job, leaving a note that reads "I'm going to a commune in Vermont and will deal with no unit of time shorter than a season."