Hello I’m Ro

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Your local cryptid, best friend, & words guy. They/them. Senior Narrative Writer @riotgames.com, thoughts and opinions my own.

A long, drab hallway in beige, brown, and white stretches towards a point of light in the distance. The doors in the foreground, of which four are shown, are white, and have black question marks on them.
A bag of baby carrots from the brand “Bunny-Luv”. The logo is a black and white rabbit on a purple heart. A distinctly feminine rabbit, slim, wearing a deep v-cut, long sleeve black shirt with a bow around her waist poses.She has lipstick and eyelashes and is holding a carrot and looking at it askance. Little hearts surround her head.
Two cats, one skinny tabby in the background, one fat long haired black cat in the foreground. Both are sound asleep on a couch and some blankets.
The primary composition of the painting is in the contrast between the solemn jester (Stańczyk) – the focus of the painting – and the lively ball going on in the background.
A gray tabby cat with a white stomach and paws. She is sleeping in a half-moon position with her tongue exposed.
The cover art for Stephen King’s novel Desperation.
A picture of concrete stairs that lead down into darkness.
A two-frame animation of a weevil holding a heart colored like the pride flag and Morrigan from Darkstalkers (indicating who the drag outfit will be.) The information reads: “Danny’s Drag Stream Friday 27th 8pst to 8pst! Fundraising for The Trevor Project, a nonprofit that provides suicide prevention and crisis prevention and crisis intervention services for LGBTQ+ young people”
A cardboard sign reads: “the only place queer ppl want ice is in our coffee.” “Ice” is in blue. “Coffee” is in rainbow colors.
A screenshot of a work email that reads: “Thank you both for spending so much time with us on Saturday and Sunday. Your narrative was critical as I am sure you witnessed our inability to listen to your prompts. Your feedback was essential to getting us to the finish line. Attached please find the outcome statements for the entire game.”
Text from an Instagram DM. “Instagram just suggested this to me and I don’t know how to feel. https://www.churchofclown.org/adult-classes” “(stomps feet) of COURSE I want to be a silly little guy. Of course I want to be the best silly little guy possible. Rhetorical question. I can do that for free though. I was born to do it. I am doing it right now”
I’m talking about how much I hate sea life. The details are negligible. I really hate sea life.
Text from the DoorDash app that reads “you might also need: blood”
Twitch streamer Danny_vito is wearing a cardboard helmet painted silver with a big red plume of feathers on top.
A hand holds a business card that reads “Pest Cloud”. Beneath the logo, it states: “We’re your sunshine in a cloud of bugs!”
A clipped Amazon advertisement for “Sassy Stacks of Circles”, which are colorful, textured, and patterned in such a way that one could say it looks like Zooble from The Amazing Digital Circus.
A Twitter draft. The text reads: “See you in the funny papers, kid.” I smile wistfully, my hand on the doorknob, then open the door and fall into the yawning void of space. It is punctuated only by my screams of agony slowly fading away.
Troy McClure from the Simpsons saying his iconic phrase: “Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such cartoons as…”
Legends of Runeterra screen prominently featuring Viego and Akshan. Karma and Draven are on Viego’s side. Irelia and Riven are on Akshan’s side.
It’s me, Ro! Femme-presenting person with long brown hair and tattoos looking left off camera.
Smudge, a gray tabby with white paws, mask, and belly, lies comfortably on her side on a sage green duvet.