Kelly Roadkill

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Oni (2001 video game) box art, localized Russian release for Windows
Lord Humungus from The Road Warrior (Mad Max 2)
Screenshot from Streets of Rage (1991)
Photo of electrical panels mounted on the wall, with some cryptic abbreviations in Russian
Rosmorport dispatch tower, Tuapse
Инструкция, как слушать радиоточку без радиоприёмника, но с другом (not gay)
Screenshot from r/NoStupidQuestions: Q: If sexual arousal suppresses the disgust response, will wearing a vibrator let me clean up moldy food without gagging? A: You're going to Pavlov yourself into being horny for moldy food
Atari logo, but the text says "Tatari"
Энциклопедия профессора Фортрана, стр. 14-15, глава "Алгоритмы", история о чистке картошки
Doomsday clock at 89 minutes to midnight
Photo of Bluesky-branded nail polish
Tachikoma, from Ghost in The Shell: Standalone Complex, subtitled "That's strange... I'm crying for some reason."
Screenshot from Azumanga Daioh featuring our beloved neurodivergent Osaka
Screenshot from Chojin Sentai Jetman, with Vyram introducing themselves as a large hologram looming over the shocked Sky Force crew
Screenshot from Zero Wing featuring the famous poorly-translated line "CATS: All your base are belong to us."
Streets of Rage (Sega, 1991) title screen featuring the iconic trio
Screenshot of an online store page, asking for the customer's preferred addressing, with three options: "Mr., Mrs., Divers"
Chinese multimeter product page from Banggood with a line that was auto-translated as "Advice on banana"
Futur(E) by Pas (paxiti), made into a SF2 game screenshot
An extremely silly joke made into a Street Fighter 2 screenshot
"Boo! Scared?" meme made into an "Adventures of Batman & Robin" game screenshot
Character card from the tabletop game "Mysterium Park" featuring the Escape artist
Some military paperwork with a line that sounds amusingly similar to "Head of HRT service"
SpaceChem
Screenshot from Chōjin Sentai Jetman