Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝

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Checking in here briefly until it hurts. (h/t Andrew Hickey)

An embroidered quilt-like pattern on cream cardstock. The different colors of embroidery floss overlap each other, with purple and green colors meant to look like a bed of spring flowers.
The grim reaper with a skeleton face is playing with a claw machine. He's pulled out a little human figure. The meme text reads: Lindsey Graham? Mitch McConnell is visibly in this thing!
A tabby cat resting on a wooden floor, tucked in between the wall and a nightstand, and looking a little forlorn. He has his chin resting on the floor.
An alarmed-looking brown tabby cat in a black cat carrier.
My brown and black tabby cat looking surprised and a little confused as he sticks his head out of the top of his cat carrier.
The painting depicts the moment that Jane, blindfolded, is being assisted to lay her head upon the block for the executioner. Her outstretched hand reaches uncertainly down to find the block. She is being assisted by a man. (from Wikipedia, the title of the painting is The Execution of Lady Jane Grey)
An enamel pin shaped like a prize ribbon. In the center is a cartoon of a round head with a big smiling mouth and two legs but no body. Surrounding that are the words "MR. QUESTIONS".
A screenshot of a tower defense game with zombies crowded around a spiked wall getting zapped with a Tesla coil. A baker stands behind the wall holding a slice of pumpkin pie and a rolling pin.
Two bsky posts featuring mantises (with one unrelated post in between)
A lawn with grass, clover and a budding dandelion. Each blade of grass has a dew drop at its tip.
Elongated photo of a stretched out, sleeping tabby cat. His legs and furry belly are close to the camera and out of focus. His cute little head is resting on the bed so you mostly see his white chin and dark pink nose. He has a black-striped arm tucked up against his chin.
Young Brendan Fraser: white man with a strong jaw, full lips, and full, straight eyebrows. His medium-brown hair is pushed back, away from his face, and the hair in the back is long, almost touching the collar of his t-shirt.
Scraggly Matt McConaughey from S1 True Detective says "Time is a flat circle. Everything we've ever done or will do, we're gonna do over and over and over again."
A black & white photo portrait of Charles Darwin in profile as an old man, bald on top and with a long, full white beard. The quote at the bottom of the image is "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything."
Two unhappy kids standing next to each other facing the camera, a taller kid with short brown hair and a shorter kid with long blonde hair. They are wearing one large white tshirt, both of their heads through the neck hole and one arm each through the arm holes. On the tshirt is written in marker: Our Get Along Shirt. Don't actually do this to your kids, especially not for internet clout.
The old Windows hill and sky desktop with a window open showing a mid-game Minesweeper board
Study for Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by Victor Vasnetsov. Death, Famine, War, and Conquest are depicted as spooky skeletons and shredded men riding horses with flowing manes through the air. It was the most metal representation I could find on short notice.
A white woman with short brown/gray hair and thick-frame black glasses holding a cabbage about the size of her head in one hand and looking somewhat seriously at the camera
angry goose chasing a guy meme, but now the goose says "how do you think "usually" happens? I MAKE IT HAPPEN, MOTHERFUCKER"
A photo of the helmet, mostly gray with black and white photos of athletes and coaches killed since Russia invaded Ukraine.
A tiny fluffy kitten tucked into a big bed with the covers pulled up under his little arms and his head on the pillow
A design showroom with a high ceiling. On the ground are fancy showers and lit up and rising above them are shiny toilets in white, black, and pink. At the top is a kinda creepy black human-size human statue with a Ken doll crotch.
Skeet from justinobrien.bsky.social: Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man... Quote-skeeted below it is a skeet from Chuck Schumer: Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE: End the roving patrols and racial profiling. Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police. Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on–no secret police in the United States of America.
A screenshot of an hourly temperature forecast from my weather app. From now until 3 am, the temperature is dropping from 12° to -15° and the "Feels like" temperature goes from -7° to -39°
A black and tan tabby cat curled up in front of reddish-pinkish floral pillows. He is almost perfectly centered and looks like he has the whole bed to himself. His head is up but his eyes are gently closed (he was blinking)
A black cat posing handsomely in front of a painting of poppies
The disk on this impressively weighty pounder reverses, giving you two tools in one. One side is smooth for flattening meats and poultry; the opposite side has “teeth” for tenderizing. Triple-plated-chrome construction over a zinc core adds heft.
Screenshot of product summary from the Williams Sonoma website: The disk on this impressively weighty pounder reverses, giving you two tools in one. One side is smooth for flattening meats and poultry; the opposite side has “teeth” for tenderizing. Triple-plated-chrome construction over a zinc core adds heft.
My family's live Christmas tree in the early morning light. Notable ornaments include a sun at the top, a white crochet bell, a red painted wooden heart, "Sonja Henie" a figure skater in red and white, and lots of animals.
Norman Rockwell guy standing up to say something at a town hall
Just the head of my black cat, poking out from under the covers and gazing into your soul
Bernie Brewer, a mascot, but like of a German guy with a moustache, I guess you would say? Anyway, he looks pissed that Kibblesmith is talking trash.
A shadowy porch with a small white wicker end table. On the table is a medium-sized pumpkin with a wide mouth full of spiky teeth and close-set, catlike eyes. The mouth and eyes have a yellowy glow.
A bright sun above a crowd of protesters holding No Kings protest signs. We are making our way toward the Wisconsin state capitol.
Hotel breakfast spread in a sunny atrium decorated with plants, including glass flasks of fruit juices, and tasty cheeses!
Sometimes I dress up: pale short-haired brunette with small clip-in green devil horns, amateur cut-crease eyeshadow, big chunky black glasses, big neon green earrings, silky bug shirt.
A kids' notebook with a picture of Disney Snow White at the top: Royal Notes Use the space below to write things down that you don't want to forget. [what looks like a child's handwriting] dont tell me what to do snow white.
A chocolate-frosted layer cake (the cake is GF vanilla bean), decorated with two rows of green & blue stegosaurus candies, a heart-shaped strawberry, and rainbow candles.
A much cuter picture of my all-black cat Benny in the same spot on the bed but not under the sheet. He looks blissed out from getting sleepy cheek scratches.
A small lump rising up under a gray-blue sheet (it's my cat's head, he loves to curl up under the covers with me in the morning).
Two brunette women (my girlfriend and me) making kissy faces at my phone camera. She is dressed in a Steampunk style and I'm dressed in an Ancient Greek/Fantasy style.
Robbie Coltrane as the Ghost of Christmas Present in Blackadder's Christmas Carol
A box of Berger cookies. The thin cardboard box is red with white circles along the side spelling out BERGERS. The cookies themselves are a large soft cookie slathered in a thick fudgy frosting.
Me and my girlfriend outside our favorite club/event space in Madison.
A page from a PDF of free sticker or button designs from the Zohran for New York City campaign. They're in a 3-color palette of blue, golden yellow, and reddish-orange, and include the slogans "Childcare for All," "Freeze the Rent," and "Fast & Free Buses"
My sleeping black cat, highlighted by the morning light from the window, against a blue fleece blanket.
A screenshot of an exchange where OP encourages us to "Live in such a way that you trigger white Christian nationalists," a MAGA account named after a misogynoir and transphobic myth claims to be normal, I respond that they're already triggered, and they claim that I sound like a fascist.
Photo of me on my stomach looking into the camera. I look bored and disappointed. I'm wearing a bra with no shirt and you can see a lot of cleavage.
A message bubble in dark mode from my girlfriend reading "I love you snot filled girlfriend". It has the heart reaction from me, because I feel seen, lol.
A close-up photo of my shoulders and chest while I'm laying in bed, to show off my shirt. The shirt is a black tank top with the word QUEER in bold white sans-serif letters. The letters are nestled into delicately illustrated pink and yellow roses.
My face: short gray/brown hair and eyebrow piercing, open green cardigan, no shirt
Me, a short curvy woman in black skinny dress slacks and a grey v-neck sweater. I have short brown/salt and pepper hair and thick black-frame glasses. I took a selfie in the bathroom at work to show my girlfriend the glass pendant necklace that she helped me restring yesterday.
A wintry scene from early March: wet, dead leaves, a sprinkling of snow, muted browns, yellows, and oranges.
A machine-embroidered fabric patch showing a black cat with an arched back and tail standing on top of the number 13. The numbers have red on the top half, maybe supposed to be dripping blood?
A skeet from @bitterkarella from March 9 that's living rent-free in my head: "I'm losing patience for "B-but if Trump dies, then we get Vance/Elon/DeSantis/etc and he's WORSE cuz he's MORE EVIL AND LESS DUMB" doomerism, not because doomerism isn't understandable in these trying times but because it totally misreads the "Oops! All scheming viziers!" nature of the trump court"