Mr John Robertson

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Comic/Cult Leader/THE DARK ROOM 🍍 London. Work: Lee@gagreflex.co.uk ON TOUR ALL 2026! Next tour stops 18/7 EpicLAN 5-30/8 EdFringe 5 Sept PAX West 9-12 Sept NEW YORK CITY and MORE!

A human-written post about AI promoters having no souls is replied to by a bot complimenting the post on its “intentionally”.
A close-up of comedian John Robertson labelled “P O V: you got balcony seats so the comedians wouldn’t get near you”. He is standing on the balcony and you can see a small section of the rest of the audience down below.
Promo video for the comedy show The Dark Room, so assorted footage of a white-haired man in a corset, huge boots and American football armour that’s covered in metal spikes screaming at happy cosplayers, comedy fans, goths, furries and metalheads in theatres all around the world
A WhatsApp message reading “Baby, your lifestyle”
A pale man in sunglasses, a black beanie, shorts and sleeveless exercise vest stands arms outstretched on the large rocks of a beach, the incredibly blue water of Bermuda is behind him
The inside of a hotel room, with a large bench overlooking the head of a double bed
A blue rectangle featuring the words “Dark & Doomy” and pictures of John Robertson as The Dark Room (a long haired man with large eyes and teeth who looks like he might bite the camera), John Romero (a long haired man with glasses who has folded his arms under his chin) and Brenda Romero (a long-haired woman who is smiling at the camera)
When I was at school there was a show called The Twins Of Destiny - two psychic tots on the run from the Empress Dowager of China and her evil eunuchs I'd never heard that last word, thought it was spelled "U N I K" and was some kind of warrior. Which is how one fateful day at lunchtime, when we all decided to play Twins Of Destiny, the playground resounded with my joyful cry,"I'LL BE THE EUNUCHS!"
A blonde man in a leather jacket drags his suitcase down a night-time street in Amsterdam. His left is thrown high in the air suggesting whimsy. A full moon shines down from the sky.
A man sits in a gaming chair wearing a green hoodie that obscures his face. The top of the hoodie has two small black dots okay the top, while the zip is horizontal l, giving the impression of a frog. The man unzips the mouth, revealing a set of enormous rubber teeth, giving the impression the frog is hungry for human flesh
John Robertson, a blonde man in a black suit, stands in front of the backdrop of Monkey Barrel Comedy in Edinburgh. He is wearing sunglasses that do not suit him. His Twitch schedule for this week has been added to the image. Streams are Tuesday 7pm BST, Thursday 7pm BST, Friday 7pm BST, Saturday 12pm BST, with Sunday 7pm BST being his show The Dark Room streamed live from Manchester
Blonde-haired comedian John Robertson sitting in a Tube station. He is wearing a black homburg hat, a black hoodie and a black leather jacket. He is staring at a cosmic horror just out of shot.
A video of an unkempt white guy with tattoos and an electric ukulele exhorting you to come to his comedy show whilst deliberately standing to block a painting behind him that he knows would mean the theatre’s social media team wouldn’t share the video
A blonde man in black jeans and a black suit jacket stands towering above us, his background a blue sky with some clouds. He holds an electric ukulele and has cocked his eyebrow as though confused, but very confident with it
A painting of a smiling bald man in glasses. It is not Pope Francis, it is The Accursed Painting Of Greg Wallace
A black bookshelf with books by John Glashan, Kurt Vonnegut, Spaulding Gray, Hunger S. Thompson, Tom Wolfe, Quentin Crisp and predictably, John Robertson
John Robertson, in black baseball cap and sunglasses, staring thoughtfully out of a train window and looking exactly like a DJ
A sketch by Boo Cook, 2000 A.D Magazine artist and drummer in the band Crab. A grinning skull sits upon a pile of bloody eyes
John Robertson frolics in front of three bookcases with a rubber mask on that obscures his whole head. The mask is nothing but a mouth made of giant red lips and yellow teeth
A restaurant window with “Taste who I am” written in white lettering
A large castle-like brickwork armoury, lit by orange lights and surrounded by shadow. There are two visible turrets on either side of the structure, and clouds overhead. Which is remarkably similar to the building that appears at the start of several decades worth of fetish content from a particular website