Robby pHlögg

@robbyphlogg.bsky.social

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Lawks-a-lordy my bottom’s on fire

10 day forecast with top temperatures of: 35 39 44 46 46 48 45 44 40 34
The former Griffith Hotel - now derelict
Garmin watch alert: Stressful period (-10) High stress has drained your battery. Take time to relax today to help balance blah blah blah
Far Side cartoon An elephant sitting at a piano with another elephant standing next to them giving instruction. "Smash your left hand down about right here three times, then twice up in this area, then three times right about here.... That's Louie Louie.”
Weather forecast for Friday… Fucking windy with a top of 40 fucking degrees on the Celsius fucking scale. Fuck me… 😑
Email from aforementioned fucken Batik Air bitch ass clipart logo shit airline asking for feedback
Batik Air logo of a letter b and a batik applicator thingy looking like 1984 clipart
lacey @byelacey.bsky.social your halloween costume is "sexy" + the last thing you google searched this year i'll be going as "sexy bus schedule"
Brad Izzard of the Penrith Panthers
Urge Overkill Exit The Dragon
Me in 1988: ✅ Mullet ✅ Cinderella black band t-shirt ✅ Acid-wash jeans
Sign being held up in a sports crowd I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS LOSE
Sign being held up in a sports crowd I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS LOSE
An email from LinkedIn (Fuckwit Central) Hello Rob, Thanks for being a member of LinkedIn! We would like to invite you to participate in a research study to understand the most blah blah blah get fucked.
Zodiac Mindwarp sitting at a nightclub table covered in empty bottles
Tumbleweed Galactaphonic
Kerry Hemsley of the Mighty Balmain Tigers laying waste to the infidels of Parramatta
Vinyl James Reyne self-titled
Lock screen showing a gecko in bright green foliage of a grevillia
Guns n Roses Appetite For Destruction
Bad News by Bad News
Joey, a very small and very cute black miniature poodle about 2 months old. Staring off into the middle distance and wondering how he has ended up living with an idiot and his family.
My votes in Triple J Hottest 100 of Australian Songs God - My Pal The Saints - (I’m) Stranded Sunnyboys - Alone With You Tumbleweed - Silver Lizard Deadstar - Deeper Water The Angels - Take A Along Line The Church - Under The Milky Way Falling Joys - Lock It Ratcat - That Ain’t Bad Spiderbait - Buy Me A Pony (No particular order)
Title screen for Faroe Islands v Gibraltar
A boofheaded man in a blue flanny is drinking a beer
Holding a Coopers Dark Ale schooner up in front of a cosy fire
James Reyne’s self-titled 1987 album
A boofheaded man in a red flanny and sunglasses is drinking a stubby under a clear blue sky. James Squire Lashes Pale Ale for those interested.
Sunset… fading pale blue sky with a few underlit pale pink wispy clouds
Disposable Dustbad
Slo-mo of a small fire in a fire pit
Spotify Someone Who’s Cool - Odds
Koondrook Mates Royal Hotel A schooner on a bench in front of a green beer garden
News headline: WHO calls for cigarette-style cancer warnings on alcohol packaging
Aerial photo of a building with multiple wings, set at such an angle it looks like a drunk falling over backwards. The arms are stuck out and raised as if trying to keep balance, the legs are going out from under them.
Spotify now playing Precious To Me Phil Seymour
A lovely green sward of freshly mown lawn, it looks a bit like a billiard table if you squint. The sky is grey with rain clouds promising but not yet delivering. A wonky hand at the right foreground is holding a beer safely ensconced in a St Kilda stubby holder.
A bottle of YATES CLONEX ROOTING HORMONE GEL PURPLE® For promoting root growth in SOFTWOOD AND SEMI-HARDWOOD CUTTINGS
The Donnas Spend The Night
Extract of an updated T&Cs document. “We have added some clarificatory language around the quality of the service and how it may be affected blah blah blah”
News headline under a picture of a ginger gonk “Police in India stop Ed Sheeran busking on street before concert”
The Donnas (self-titled debut)
Science headline Asteroid's chances of hitting Earth in 2032 just got higher - but don't panic. Space rock now has 2.3% risk of collision - up from 1.3% in December. With a picture of a cataclysmic explosion seen from space. Looks shit probably AI generated slop who knows
Close up of a small gecko perched in a grevillia
A dark grey tiled shower shelf with various shower implements and a beer in a St Kilda Football Club stubbie holder.
A 175g bag of Natural Chip Co’s Sea Salt & Cracked Pepper chips
iPhone notification Alexxandria has followed you
A 17 year old me with a mullet, acne and a shitty attitude. Cinderella band shirt and awful acid wash jeans to boot.