Robert ;3c

@robcert.bsky.social

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I can’t decide if I want to be an otter or a beaver. Either way, I love fish Really I love my dog: 💚@viridianfantasy.bsky.social💚

“Ranking Mets’ trade candidates from most to least likely…” With Freddy peralta and Luke Weaver shown. It’s look weaver, I’d fuck Luke Weaver
Salvador Dali’s clock melting clocks painting
Carson Benge
A Gerber multi-tool, Milwaukee Inkzall, Milwaukee box cutter pocket knife w/ screw driver. 48-22-1505
A bottle of water that says “Alpine Ibex: mineral water” with an alpine ibex head on it. Bellow the bottle it says “For those who crave that mineral™️
A screen shot of William Turner from pirates of the Caribbean being whipped by Bill Turner, his father.
Juan Soto singles to center field,tagged out at second. This is a play that should never happen in the major leagues
Dogs in the jury box. I hope the judge isn’t a cat
A mud wasp tube a car’s electrical connection under a seat
Stock photo of a great crested flycatcher
The cover of “One Carton of Oops!” By Judy Bradbury. This was honestly my favorite book as a child
Diademed Tanager in a bush
Hat that says “please be patient gnomes stole my brain and replaced it with soup” Source: https://www.dogecore.com/products/please-be-patient-corduroy-hat-1
The guy from the big sausage pizza vine at the end when he says “then why the fuck did you order a pizza”
A plate completely cleared of pizza
A stat chart showing Bo Bichette for the Mets with an out of zone swing % of 45.7% and an out of zone contact % of 55.2%. It shows he is currently 4th in the league for chase rate.
Beth smith looking at the penis catalog which Jerry looks uncomfortable with the doctor
Hot wheels themed jelly belly jelly beans, because ya know obviously they’re man coded
A peepee standing on end.
Super Mega Baseball’s Rusty Bustum subbed in for one at bat to hit one solo home run
This YouTube shorts add says “brain orgasm”
Coffee mug that says It’s a Beaver
CNBC headline that reads “Satya Nadella says as much as 30% of Microsoft code is written by AI” from 4/29/2025
A picture of Ricken from the Apple TV show Severance
My 2025 Apple Music Replay. 8,665 minutes Top Artists: 1. flower.puppy 2. Keep It Together 3. Everender Top Songs: 1. Let’s touch grass together by flower.puppy 2. The bug song by flower.puppy 3. The feeling of seeing a flower by flower.puppy Top Albums: 1. outside time - EP by flower.puppy 2. John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch 3. Mayhem by Lady Gaga
An edited family guy meme with a beaver over Meg’s face. The text at the bottom says, “Do you feel me, T-Girl? Do you feel me inside of you?” You can almost see the original text of Brian under t-girl
A screenshot of a message in IOS 26 that has a suggested response that is unreadable
A small litter box on the bathroom floor with a sign taped above it that says “ Go Piss Girl” is big lettering
Water dripping out of a car door
Otter plushie with a hat that says “these colors don’t run” with a bald eagle that has pride colored feathers and is wearing a pink harness
The Mets are first in the National League in walks given up while pitching with 523 walks. They are 3rd over all.
A cat cuddle on a couch with me
Swiss chard
A brown poodle curled up into a circle on a white couch licking herself