Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · Jun 15 ppl say politics are getting too ugly, but one of the Texas senate candidates just asked the other candidate out on a date and I think that's kind of cute
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when did eating big sausages become the way to prove you're an alpha male
The only BBQ this creep ever touched came from a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's.
In the middle of the date, Greg Abbott bursts in and starts yelling “boar on the floor!” over and over. These just aren’t serious people.
“It’s me, I’m barbecue” -Paxton
paxton wiping the bbq sauce off the side of talarico’s mouth and making him lick it off his finger
Elections to be replaced with rib eating competitions.