Robert Dahlen (A Wiggle Of Slimes out now!)

@robertdahlen.bsky.social

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Fantasy and steampunk author (new stuff coming soon!), level 3 steampunk, penguin buff. Formerly @/monkeyqueenbks on the Old Place. He/him, cis. Avatar by Starry Nas (@nhmdtv on IG). http://Ko-fi.com/peavley

Man-Thing, from Marvel Comics. Not to be confused with DC Comics' Swamp Thing. Art by Arthur Adams.
The Magic the Gathering logo, with the text replaced with Jace Beleren: The Punchable.
The Three Little Bops, an all-pig jazz trio, from the Looney Tunes cartoon of the same name.
The cover to Sidequested Book One. Charlie, one of the main characters, is holding a book and smiling.
The DUNE meme, reading everybodys dune the michigan rag
Bootsy Collins, legendary bass player and master of intergalactic funk.
Pope Leo holding the mic like a rock star
Madness, One Step Beyond
Drew Struzan's poster for Muppet Treasure Island, with a delightfully sinister Tim Curry in the upper left corner.
Half a dozen Finnish males stand in front of a river in a wintry forest. The image is captioned 75 percent of a Finnish park ranger's job is rescuing metal bands that get lost shooting album covers.
Spider-Man resting in a web hammock over an open door.
Julie Andrews as Maria Von Trapp from The Sound of Music, playing guitar and singing on a hillside.
An ad showing the cover of the ebook novelette A Wiggle Of Slimes, along with this text: What you’ll find in A Wiggle Of Slimes: Slimes! Loutish twins! An overbearing elf! More slimes! An overexcited pixie! A hungry snegel! Even more slimes! Rich people getting their comeuppance! A gnome airship captain with an attitude problem! Did we mention the slimes? Available now at fine ebook sellers everywhere! Get ready to wiggle!
Tock the Watchdog from Norton Juster's The Phantom Tollbooth. Tock is a large dog with a large clock in his side; the art shows him winding the clock with a hind paw. The art is by the late, great Jules Feiffer.
A drawing of the author of this post as a green-furred rabbit, holding a fruity drink in a coconut shell.
The cover of the second album from the New Pornographers, Electric Version.
An ad showing the cover of the ebook novelette A Wiggle Of Slimes, along with this text: What you’ll find in A Wiggle Of Slimes: Slimes! Loutish twins! An overbearing elf! More slimes! An overexcited pixie! A hungry snegel! Even more slimes! Rich people getting their comeuppance! A gnome airship captain with an attitude problem! Did we mention the slimes? Available now at fine ebook sellers everywhere! Get ready to wiggle!
An image advertising Robert Dahlen's appearance with Madame Askew and the Grand Arbiter on the Friday December 13th stream. They'll be talking about A Wiggle Of Slimes, Robert's new ebook.
What you'll find in A Wiggle Of Slimes: Slimes! Loutish twins! An overbearing elf! More slimes! An overexcited pixie! A hungry snegel! Even more slimes! Rich people getting their comeuppance! A gnome airship captain with an attitude problem! Did we mention the slimes? Coming December 10! Preorder today!
Screenshot of an account claiming to be musician Kathy Valentine.
The Magic The Gathering card Invasion of Ulgrotha. The art depicts a vampire with bloody talons fighting a horde of metallized monsters.
Art by Phil Foglio for the Magic: The Gathering card Goblin King. A husky goblin with a red cape and a very pointy crown sits on a throne borne by other goblins. He smiles evilly as he holds a scepter with a large jewel on the tip.
An image with an ebook cover and some text. The cover features a small green slime in a glass storage jar with no holes in the lid, sitting on a desk. Behind the jar is a bunch of red grapes. On the cover is the book title, A Wiggle Of Slimes, and the author's name, Robert Dahlen. The text reads: What you'll find in A Wiggle Of Slimes: Slimes! Loutish twins! An overbearing elf! More slimes! An overexcited pixie! A hungry snegel! Even more slimes! Rich people getting their comeuppance! A gnome airship captain with an attitude problem! Did we mention the slimes? Coming December 10! Preorder today!
The poster, a man in his late middle ages with a black hat and a black and white shirt, holds up a paper with an "I voted" sticker attached.
The Brain, from Pinky and the Brain, in his "human suit" (a human-looking robot body clad in a business suit and a bow tie). For some reason, he is making coffee.
Snoopy, World War I Flying Ace, standing in front of his Sopwith Camel doghouse.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #348,778, Robert Dahlen (for dessert we had bat wing confetti) ‪@robertdahlen.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 24, 2023"
Image text: "Get to know my music taste. For every like, I will post one song I love."
The writer of this post, with the Pacific Ocean in the background.
Funko Pop figures of Gonzo as Charles Dickens and Rizzo from Muppet Christmas Carol, on a bookshelf with several Peanuts books and a very nice fez.
Gonzo as Charles Dickens from Muppet Christmas Carol.
The poster, an older bearded man with glasses, a black hat, and a dark green flower pattern shirt. Behind him is a giant holiday decor penguin with scarf, red hat and candy cane.
Two panels from Mister Miracle #9. In the first panel, Scott Free (Mr. Miracle) is on his hands and knees on the ground, head lowered, as Darkseid and Himon look on. Darkseid: "The young fool goes ON! He struggles to to rise! If he leaves Darkseid, he'll STILL find DEATH!" Himon: "If he leaves Apokolips, he'll find the universe!!!" In panel two, Scott raises his head and shouts defiantly, "LET ME BE SCOTT FREE---AND FIND *MYSELF*!"
Painting of a mouse bard with a cape and lute and singing wide-mouthed
Painting of a mouse bard with a cape and lute and singing wide-mouthed
The poster, in his new and very red shirt.
From the opening credits of the Bugs Bunny Show. Bugs and Daffy Duck, with canes and straw hats, are dancing in front of a parade of Looney Tunes characters including Sylvester, Elmer Fudd, Wile E. Coyote and Foghorn Leghorn.
Wile E. Coyote, holding up a sign that reads "In Heaven's name -- what am I DOING?" as rocks start to fall on him.
Linus and Snoopy at a movie theater ticket window. Snoopy is "saying" "I don't even know what's going on!"
Ro-Man, from the movie Robot Monster.
The writer of this post, holding a copy of book 1 of Katie Cook's webcomic Nothing Special.
Elton John dressed as Donald Duck.
A Sandra Boynton chicken shouting, "What's going on here? What does it MEAN?"
Wile E. Coyote, about to experience great pain, holding a sign that reads "In Heaven's name -- what am I doing?"
Old Fred, stalwart submarine captain from Yellow Submarine.
Gidney and Cloyd, two moon men from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
The cover to Reaper Man, a Discworld novel by Sir Terry Pratchett.
Unhygeinix, from Asterix, getting hit in the face by a fish.
Calvin and Hobbes. Hobbes is saying "Smock" over and over, and Calvin has blown a gasket over it.
Daffy Duck from Robin Hood Daffy, about to swing by a rope from a tree. And into another tree. And another.
Professor Pat Pending in his Convert-A-Car from Wacky Races.
Sara Alfageeh's cover to the graphic novel Squire,
The cover to Asterix and Cleopatra, art by Uderzo, parodying the poster for the Elizabeth Taylor Cleopatra movie. ..."366 pints of beer went into its creation!"
Cover to Buck Godot issue 5, art by Phil Foglio.
Crusader Rabbit, with Rags the Tiger.
A human-looking robot and their creator, from Teaching A Robot To Love.
Kermit the Frog, wearing David Byrne's big white suit.
The poster, indoors, showing off his new glasses and haircut.