AJ McKenna

@robertgalbraith.bsky.social

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I used to just write poems. Now I illustrate them too and turn them into comics. You can buy my first one here: https://ko-fi.com/s/943b7dfafd

An action figure of Man with Blue Trousers. He wears blue trousers, black shoes and a beige shirt, but the shirt and shoes are of no import. It is his trousers that define him.
The Brass Eye 'small joy' chart, a bewildering diagram showing a triangle in a circle which intersects with a long horizontal rectangle. The words 'small joy' are outwith all three shapes, which, in this version of the diagram, are labelled 'man' (circle), 'comic' (triangle) and 'economists mocked' (the oblong).
Colin Sutton, Reform UK's only elected police commissioner. He is an odd-looking right-wing man with a bald head and eyebrows which appear to have been amateurishly drawn on his head with a Sharpie.
In a scene from The Simpsons, a bespectacled, besuited man rolls up a blueprint solemnly after receiving heartbreaking news from a builder who holds his hard hat in his hands in similarly sombre fashion.
The birdrightsactivist declares 'I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?'
The Linda Glocke 'I will destroy ISIS' comment
Maximilien Robespierre
Farage: 'AJ McKenna made me cack my pants'
Team American Sports from the King Of Fighters games: a big white gridiron lad with no helmet and only one shoulder pad, a black guy with a mohawk and taped fists who I guess is some kind of boxing man, and another black lad who plays basketball.
In a scene from The Day Today, a reanimated corpse says the word 'justice'.
The 'there is no war in BaSingSe' meme but the text has been changed to read 'The government has made substantial progress in improving the welfare and safety of LGBT+ individuals'.
The Waow (Based Based Based) meme
Complainants argued that the inclusion of the term "Israelite occupation" in one display's text on the Phoenicians, in an era over 2,000 years ago, would cause hatred and "justify attacks against Jews".
The happy muppets of Fraggle Rock enjoying a sing-song. They are, from left to right: Wembley, Red, Gobo, Mokey and Boober.
Charles Windsor pictured yukking it up with the child abuser Rolf Harris.
A picture of vat-grown columnist James Marriott, underneath which someone has commented 'how can someone look like a child and a child molester at the same time'
A nerd from The Simpsons
Waow (based based based) meme
Waow (based based based) meme
Drawing: close-up of a sinister eye and nose, perhaps with the light of a screen shining on them. Text, lettered around the brow, eye, orbital and cheekbones reads 'Poor Slavs are good, but she knows that her clients love black babies most of all.'
Maggie Simpson, moments after burying an axe in the back of Groundskeeper Willie, removes her pacifier to observe, in the voice of James Earl Jones, that THIS IS INDEED A DISTURBING UNIVERSE.
Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory, eyes closed and with one hand on his heart and the other on his locker door, dedicates himself as all should to the legacy of the great man whose photo hangs in that locker - who in this version of this oft-memed image is Jean-Jacques Dessalines (who did nothing wrong).
Ross Douthat, an old bald man with a beard and old man face, dressed like an old man asked to theme his outfit around the concept of 'old'.
Ben Kirssen, a Dutch paedophile, who looks much as one would imagine a Dutch paedophile would: a fat face, piggy little eyes, floppy brown hair and a smug facial expression. Unusually, for a dutchman, he has not elected to wear blackface for this interview, so his pockmarked, gammony complexion is available for all to see.
Phil Spencer from the Channel 4 show Location Location Location. He is a bald man wearing a grey suit with a blue shirt and sunglasses. He stands on a pier with a mobile phone to his ear, and is smiling, no doubt because a cracking 'wild card' property has been brought to his attention.
Telegraph article giving tervert weirdo Michael Foran an opportunity to whine about his decision to cancel his lecture series. In the accompanying photo Foran wears a puce-coloured t-shirt and has a haircut best described with the sentence 'Adolf Hitler has let himself go'.
Seems Malhotra, a femme-presenting brown person with a chubby face and black neck-length-hair parted to the centre right. Malhotra wears a conservative red dress with a round neckline and a large black button at the collar.
A totally unaltered photo of journalist Olivia Reingold, showing her Terrance and Phillip-ass head communicating by means of the top and bottom halves disconnecting. She has a bland white complexion and long blonde hair and wears a denim shirt.
The 'they say the next bombs will be sent by a woman' cartoon but 'a woman' has been replaced with 'a lich'
Christian Henson, former co-owner of Spitfire Audio and current owner of shitty sample store Crow Hill, dressed like a paedophile Postman Pat might deliver a suspect package to in a shit farmer's cap, a wee little Eoin McLove scarf, and a Toad of Toad Hall tweed jacket, and posing like Aled Jones if all his testosterone were removed.
The Day Today Business Correspondent Collaterlie Sisters
An uncannily accurate portrait in Sharpie of Bridget Phillipson, capturing both her physical appearance and spiritual essence.
'There is no war in Ba Sing Se' meme with the usual text replaced with 'The government has made substantial progress in improving the welfare and safety of LGBT+ individuals”.
A spider crab uses its rarely seen laser eye powers to blow up a smaller crab, under the caption 'Silence, landlord'
Andreas Mueller, a bald man with the kind of thuggish cast of face which wouldn't look out of place on a Tommy Robinson march, soulless eyes, and the taste in shirts of a complete wanker.
Daily Telegraph front cover showing Keir Starmer looking like he's about to cry
Gimli the dwarf, incredulous at the mention of pork of a particular variety
In July 2020, Reed published a tweet labelling the businessman Richard Desmond a "puppet master". said to be an antisemitic trope. He apologised and deleted the tweet after he found out Desmond was Jewish. Jewish Conservative MP Andrew Percy said "Alluding to Jews as puppet-masters is an age old antisemitic trope and for a Shadow Cabinet member to use this trope is totally unacceptable."|41l[42] Reed subsequently spoke of his longstanding commitment to Labour Friends of Israel,[43]
Burger King advert with text in the logo and tagine replaced with lines from the Steiner Math promo.
A Simpsons man with a moustache and one eye closed is cleaning a gun in a room full of screens and machinery. As he cleans the double-barreled weapon he says 'I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand.'
The Sorting Hat from those wizard nonce books
Beavis as The Great Cornholio, with his t-shirt pulled over his head
A series of replies to Twitter users from the small and easily rattled John McTernan, all saying 'Come down to Peckham and say that, pal'.
Luke Taylor MP @luketaylorld.bsky.social If that is the accusation, it's not true, but unless l'm misreading things it's also not what is being said. Having a drink with colleagues in the 15 minutes between votes at 22:30 at night having been at work since 9am is not a scandal. Get a grip.
Charles Windsor, Captain of the Windsor Crime Clan
Detective Judge Armitage flanked by two Brit-Cit uniform Judges. They look like Judge Dredd except their uniforms are blue, and their helmets and shoulder pads have lions on them instead of eagles.
Thev'd never dredged the like of it a mound of lego, sodden books and posters, toys, pig-Latin plaques ceramic shards that once were mugs and, threaded through the seeping haul scarves of scarlet, bootleg yellow and authentic gold, a bolognese of quilty conscience - things they'd not be seen with down the tip They must have done it in the dark one muses, 'were they queueing up or side-by-side lined down the quay? Bet no-one met another's eye Was it like this when Jimmy died? An older head shakes. 'Nowt to chuck except the medals. Few enough of those about. And shellsuits could be scouser costumes. Nowt like this, They sat there silent, paced and smoked The youngest spat: 'They must have known.'
Fan-made collage poster for Artemis 81, made by me, showing a downcast Dan O'Herlihy, playing the organist von Drachenfels, apparently leaning against a wall in his cloak and scarf, while a pair of menacing eyes looms in overlay either side of him.
Superman, wearing a top hat and carrying a diamond-tipped cane, punches a green-shooted monster whose bullets bounces ineffectively off the Last Son of Krypton's barrel chest. Supes' fist is labelled 'my posts' and the mobster's gun 'your bullshit'. In the background a chauffeur holds open the door of Superman's limo (which has Superman's coat of arms emblazoned on it) and smiles approvingly. He is labelled 'chauffeur'.
TALKING LIKE SEPHIROTH ON THE INTERNET ALERT
Hannibal Lector stood next to Will Graham, with a screen grab of the preceding Bluesky post to the left of his head
Lois from Dykes To Watch Out For says 'Centrist wanker'
Wes Streeting: an inhabitant of Carcosa
A smugly grinning Piss Diamond, who is white and both physically and spiritually bald.
A watercolour and ink sketch of the top of the tower of Newcastle Civic Centre.
A small spider on a wall. It has a big ol' spider-butt and is throwing its front legs out like a little spider Rocky. It is a sort of yellowy-green colour with darker markings in a kind of chevron pattern on its big ol' spidey-butt.
The hulking bearded Geoff Capes grins smugly at camera as he prepares to devour a small green parakeet which perches on his hand, in full knowledge that his freakish strength means neither the photographer nor any other onlooker will intervene to save the imperilled fowl.
Frances 'Cassandra' Coppola @Frances Coppola It is Lent, and Christians are currentlv locked out of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem. Unless Israel lifts the restrictions in the next two weeks thev will be locked out for Palm Sunday, Holy Week, Good Friday and Easter. There is nothing about this in Western media t's not just Muslims whose faith the Jewish state despises and Western media ignores
Keir Starmer and Wes Streeting grinning from ear to ear and having a right old laugh.