Robert G. Reeve

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working on Twilight Wars, a.k.a. Strahdjammer, a 5e mashup adventure. https://www.ouzelumbird.com/strahdjammer-twilight-wars/

Greg patterned carpet, white walls, a red exit sign, and inside a square exit is a weird shaped small room with an entire train car merged into the wall and a white statue of a man in a suit with his leg raised to stand on a small box
Amy K. 7/20/26 FWD: Last email you'll see from me Amy Klobuchar FOR GOVERNOR Robert, I'm reaching out with an urgent request before tonight's midnight deadline. According to recent polls, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is leading the field to win the…
Simpsons screenshot of the democratic convention with signs that say “we hate life and ourselves” and “we can’t govern”
Abdul el-Sayed holds his clasped hands in the air with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Bernie Sanders, surrounded by crowds holding signs that say “Abdul for Senate” and “Money out of politics, money in your pocket, Medicare for all”
zoom in on ron swanson's mustached face staring at a computer monitor. hard cut to him outside, throwing the whole machine into a green dumpster.
A linkedin screenshot of a commentor's name, short bio, and comment. It reads: Vlad Bronnikov - 2h ago I comment with 🔥 on your posts. 🔥
A vampire woman in a pilgrim's hat with a curved sword fights a blond-haired vampire in front of a stained glass window.
A screenshot from Moonlighter 2, where the protagonist is in town. A massive "120" is overlaid over every bar and icon for health, ammo, potions, etc. in the top-left corner.
A bluesky notification: “Big Fat Dick followed you • 3m [ago]”
A photo from the Michigan Democratic convention from April 19, 2026. In a small beige room a red-haired woman in a blue blazer speaks into a microphone. She looks to the left, at campaigners holding signs that say “McMorrow for US senate”. A political sign on the wall behind them says “Arab American Democrats.”
The textless cover for the comic Sinestro Vol 1 #5 (October 2014) by artists Rags Morales and Jason Wright. A monster flies through space with a skeletal body, draconic head and tail, and insectoid wings. In long claws it clutches the unconscious bodies of the Green Lantern Hal Jordan and the Yellow Lantern Sinestro.
Trident of Fish Command Weapon (trident), uncommon (requires attunement) The picture is of a coral-encrusted, asymmetrical trident. This magic weapon has 3 charges, and it regains 1d3 expended charges daily at dawn. While you carry it, you can expend 1 charge to cast Dominate Beast (save DC 15) from it on a Beast that has a Swim Speed.
Enspelled Weapon The picture is a generic black silhouette of a sword used for any item that doesn't have art. Weapon (any simple or martial), varies (requires attunement) Bound into this weapon is a spell of level 8 or lower. The spell is determined when the weapon is created and must belong to the Conjuration, Divination, Evocation, Necromancy, or Transmutation school of magic. The weapon has 6 charges and regains 1d6 expended charges daily at dawn. While holding the weapon, you can expend 1 charge to cast its spell. The level of the spell bound into the weapon determines the spell’s saving throw DC and attack bonus, as well as the weapon’s rarity, as shown in the following table.
A screenshot of the website for "New England World Wide Upholstery Supply" with contact info in a broken banner where contact info overflows with the nav buttons. The product page is for a chair repair kit descrbiend as "Comprehensive chair repair kit with essential tools and materials for quick fixes." the AI picture shows two chairs proportioned like children's chairs, one with grasslike green felt on a 3-legged nonsense chair. The tools are broken, asymmetrical scissors and nail clippers, a bent awl, and random metal shapes.
A 3x3 grid of video game covers: Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VI, Mega Man X2, Helldivers II, Hades, The Legend of Zelda (NES), Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Valheim, and Dungeons & Dragons: Shadow over Mystara.
A low-angle, ominous and foggy environmental photo of a glowing Arabic bakery across the street from an electrical substation. Black trees, two with leafs and one with leafless branches, are silhouetted in front of the subtation, lined up on the street with lampposts. The bakery's awning is orange and lined with a repeating, starlike geometrical pattern.
A small crowd in winter clothing gathers inside a humble bakery with red and white banners the colors of the Polish flag, piled high with plain white cardboard boxes full of donuts.
In the extreme foreground, a blurry game of battleship. In the background, a TV with the movie Battleship. Jesse Plemons is in a ring of naval officers on a battleship, pointing at a captured alien body wearing sci-fi armor.
@RobertGReeve dressed in a Western outfit standing in the woods. The camera slowly zooms in at him as he smiles and nods at the camera.
A gif from Die Another Day of a satellite making a concentrated beam of light on people gathered in an ice palace
A screenshot from the quoted-tweeted New York Times article reads: Mr. Cuomo’s longtime right hand, Melissa DeRosa, called at least two members of New York’s congressional delegation this week asking them to try to dissuade Mr. Jeffries from endorsing Mr. Mamdani, according to two people familiar with the discussions. Ms. DeRosa told Representatives Tom Suozzi and Joe Morelle, two Democrats close to Mr. Jeffries, that he should hold off endorsing because Mr. Sliwa could soon be quitting the race, potentially boosting Mr. Cuomo’s electoral chances, the people said. (Mr. Sliwa has repeatedly made clear he will not drop out under any circumstances.)
A screenshot from The Matrix (1999). Agent Smith talks to Cypher in a restaurant in the matrix, folding his hands. In the middle ground is a wine glass on a table. In the extreme foreground, the silhouette of Joe Pantoliano lights a lighter for a cigar.
Woody Guthrie, half-length portrait, seated, facing front, playing a guitar that has a sticker attached reading: This Machine Kills Fascists
Royal tenenbaums gif of Owen Wilson as a cowboy doing a walk and talk press meeting about his novel. “Well, everybody knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he didn’t.”
Ryan gosling in the rain screaming “PAPYRUS”
seven coffee carafes whose labels include comic sans and papyrus fonts, sometimes even on the same label together
A steam wishlist that contains Hollow Knight: Silksong, Light No Fire, Radio the Universe, Havenlocked, Of Love and Eternity, and EITR.
A Dutch angle illustration of a white-haired, red-eyed man holding a sword, in red striated plate armor that resembles muscle, wearing a cape with a high cowl.
Fight club gif. Edward Norton passes Brad Pitt a bottle of beer as they sit on a city street curb at night. They’re disheveled from fighting each other. Norton says “we should do this again sometime.”
5 boxes of D&D sets: red, blue, teal, black, and gold. Each shows a Larry Elmore epic fantasy illustration of different heroes and dragons. On the basic, expert, and companion sets the hero fights the dragon. On the master set the hero rides it. On the immoral set he flies into the stars with the dragon looking on behind him.
Elektra does yoga in a red bikini on the opening page of Daredevil #175. A think box at the top of the page lists the credits: Stan Lee PRESENTS: DAREDEVIL, THE MAN WITHOUT FEAR! Frank MILLER story/art KLAUS JANSON FINISHED Art SCHEELE SHAREN, colors JOE ROSEN, letters DENNY O'NEIL EDITOR. JIM SHOOTER ed-in-chief. At the top of the page it says GANTLET in giant blue letters. The caption boxes read: AN HOUR AGO, SHE WAS A PRISONER, BOUND TO A MAN TO HIS CITY. SHACKLED BY A LOVE SHE HAD TRIED TO KILL. NOW, SHE IS FREE. SHE IS BEYOND HER PAIN, HER NEED, BEYOND HER SELF. YET, EVEN AS SHE SWIMS DEEPLY IN MEDITATION, A PART OF HER REMAINS ALERT. SHE FEELS A BREEZE WHERE NONE SHOULD BE... HEARS A CURTAIN RUSTLE LIGHTLY, BRIEFLY. IN AN INSTANT, SHE IS READY. FOR SHE IS ELEKTRA -- MERCENARY, BOUNTY HUNTER, ASSASSIN, MISTRESS OF THE DEADLY ART OF NINJUTSU. SHE IS ELEKTRA--AND SHE IS NO MAN'S FOOL.
A three-panel comic by @9mmballpoint. Each panel shows the author making cartoons. Panel one: the author in high school wearing a Green Day t-shirt. The caption reads “me in 2003” and the author says “everything is Bush’s fault.” Panel two: the author in a college dorm. The caption reads “me in 2013” and the author says “HISTORY IS A VAST WEB OF POLITICAL, ECONOMIC, GEOGRAPHIC, AND SOCIAL FACTORS THAT ARE ALL CONSTANTLY SHIFTING OVER TIME. THERE ARE ALWAYS DEEPER LAYERS AND NEW PERSPECTIVES, SO WE HAVE TO VIEW IT AS A COMPLEX SYSTEM INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR EASY NARRATIVES ABOUT HEROES AND VILLAINS.” Panel three: the author working from a drafting table in a clean home. The caption reads “me in 2023” and the author says “Everything is Reagan’s fault.”
Four headlines on Vox.com Child Care A solution to the child care shortage is hiding in plain sight Climate The government is literally telling firefighters “help is not on the way” Future Perfect Can’t commit to vegetarianism but want animals to suffer less? You’ve got options. Future Perfect The brutal trade-off that will decide the future of food
a page that says "CAT" and connect the dots at top, with hundreds of numbered dots that pretty clearly suggest a portrait of a cat with ears and a face and whiskers
If I bought Super Mario Bros for the Gameboy back in the day, that's my toy. I hook the cartridge into the machine, load up my game, and can now manipulate the pixels on screen according to the limitations of the object. On its own, without any social intervention, this is a toy. Once I have my toy, I can choose to play a game with it. Due to the function of capitalism and the cultural conflation of game-objects with the games-played, there is exactly one game I'm expected to play when I sit down to play Super Mario Bros.
A pop tarts t-shirt of a cartoon dinosaur doing stand-up.
A 90s toys ‘R’ us ad for Super Nintendo games including Killer Instinct, Earthbound, Donkey Kong Country 1 and 2, and Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island. The Super Nintendo costs 129.99.
Crocs sneakers molded by Salehe Bembury. the uppers look like sneakers with a few shades of off-green and a coral side detail. The soles are chunky and organic in grey-green and dark coral. They look like mutated Ninja Turtle feet or something. Here's the official product description: "Salehe Bembury’s innovative Juniper sneaker is anything but ordinary, premiering in bold colorways with architectural styling. The Juniper is designed with responsive cushioning for all-day support and ventilation holes on the heels and front upper for breathability. The iconic Pollex molding finds an organic wrap around the sole, complimented by layered TPU detailing. The ankles are supported by soft nylon cushioning with a pull tab on the heel for easy on/off wear. Dramatic "Fingerprint" concave ridges allow for multi-directional traction.
Robert holds the President, the person on the blue team who needs not to die. In the background is a group of 30 playing Two Rooms and a Boom.
An excerpt from an article on The Verge by Andrew Webster titled "Nintendo explains why it’s not called Mario Kart 9" There’s a lot more to dig into in the four-part Q&A, including the fact that there will be 200 tracks to listen to and how important food is to the game from a worldbuilding perspective. So you should definitely check out the full thing. My favorite detail, though, is how a character named Cow made it onto the roster of racers. As art director Masaaki Ishikawa explains it “Cow is actually a pivotal character in the Mario Kart series.“ After looking at this concept art, I can’t help but agree: The article ends with a rough sketch of a giant cow driving a blue farming truck, but the steering wheel is in the bed of the pickup truck where the cow is sitting and smiling.
A montage of Derek Zoolander turning right and giving the same look, three separate times.
THE FATHER THE SON THE HOLY GHOST A good concrete illustration of the Blessed Trinity is an equilateral triangle. Such a triangle has three sides equal in every way, and yet distinct from each other. There are three sides, but only one triangle. As we see in this illustration, each Divine Person is different from the other two, but all three are God. Each one is God, distinct from the two others, and yet one with them. The three Persons are equal in every way, with one nature and one substance: three Divine Porsons, but only one God.
When you recover, you seek treatment and heal your harm. You might visit a physicker who can stitch your wounds and soothe your mind with anatomical science or a witch who specializes in healing charms and restorative alchemy. If you don’t have a contact or fellow PC who can provide treatment, you can use the acquire asset activity to gain access to a healer, who can provide service for the whole crew. Recovery is like a long-term project. Your healer rolls (Tinker for a PC with the Physicker special ability or the quality level of an NPC) and then you mark a number of segments on your healing clock. 1-3: one segment, 4/5: two segments, 6: three segments, critical: five segments. When you fill your healing clock, reduce each instance of harm on your sheet by one level, then clear the clock. If you have more segments to mark, they “roll over.” Cross has two injuries: a level 3 “Shattered Right Leg” and level 1 “Battered.” During downtime, he gets treatment from Quellyn...a competent healer, so the GM says quality 2 makes sense. The player rolls 2d to recover and gets a 6: three segments on the healing clock. He decides to spend 1 coin to improve the result to a critical to get five segments instead. Four segments fill the clock—all of Cross's harm is reduced by one level, then he clears the clock and marks one more segment. His level 3 harm “Shattered Right Leg” is reduced to level 2 harm. His level 1 harm “Battered” is reduced to zero and goes away. Cross is left with one injury on his sheet: level 2 “Broken Leg.” You may heal yourself if you have the Physicker special ability, but you take 2 stress when you do so. You can also choose to simply tough it out and attempt to heal without any treatment—in this case, take 1 stress and roll 0d. Note that it's the recovering character that takes the recovery action. Healing someone else does not cost a downtime activity for the healer. Whenever you suffer new harm, clear any ticks on your healing clock.
excerpt from microsoft.design's article "We Made an Ad with Generative AI" By Jay Tan, published Apr 23, 2025 Like carving a masterpiece from a block of marble, each prompt was a careful stroke of the sculptor’s tool that gradually revealed the form within. Through relentless experimentation and countless revisions alongside generative AI, the team eventually conjured a library of stunning art for characters and sets, translating their ideas into captivating visualizations for the ad. “It comes from being relentless” says McCarthy. “Just keep pushing on the tools and if it truly can’t be done, wait a week.”
A bright pink billboard with white letters that says “Remember when college was for losing your virginity, not your mind? jewbelong.org”
BUSINESS INSIDER ICE just ordered $30 million worth of new technology from Palantir to track immigrants By Rosemarie Ho Apr 17, 2025, 5:24 PM ET
On her first day in the facility, Becky asked for a scrap of paper and a pen, and began to draw the inmates on the table next to her. She was immediately inundated with portrait requests. A Mexican woman called Lopez, who had a photo of her children stored on one of the iPads, told Becky she would buy her some paper and colouring pencils from the commissary if Becky drew her kids. She soon became the dorm’s unofficial artist-in-residence, with women huddling around the dirty mirrors to make themselves look presentable before they sat for her. They would decorate their cells with Becky’s drawings, or send them to their families. Lopez declared herself Becky’s manager. “She kept saying, ‘Becky, you need to ask for stuff in exchange. Ask for popcorn.’ And I’d be like, ‘Lopez, I don’t need anything.’ I thought, I’m here briefly, you’re stuck here a long time. I’m not going to take your food away from you.”
A screenshot of a Signal conversation between Jared Rizzi and Robert. Robert set disappearing message time to 5 minutes.
A blond girl in a red outfit with shorts, short sleeves, gloves, and a newsboy hat smiles at a brown-haired bow in cybernetic blue armor.
A hand holds a half-eaten custard donut over a box of glazed and powdered cream- or jelly-field donuts. Next to the box is a the Clear Quran, an English translation of the Quran.
A screenshot of an email from Friday Tea that says "A Fond Farewell - See you later, Winter Blends!"
The Veteran You wield the blade that must never be drawn again. You are alive. Your care is intense, sober, and mindful. Choose a name and some pronouns. Choose an animal. Badger Hellbender Raven Mouse A Dangerous Animal A Headstrong Animal Choose 2 you sometimes are and 2 you refuse to be. Cold Terrified Curt Heartless Bitter Furious Exhausted Beautiful Morbid
Barrett started his career in the videogame industry by creating maps and levels for the game Myth, for free, as a fan, at night, after working his day job in New York. Bungie, the maker of Myth, recruited Barrett and for the next twenty-five years, Bungie and Barrett had a remarkable ride. Barrett drove the artistic development of some of the world's most legendary video games franchises, including Halo and Destiny (the latter of which has been nominated for Best Ongoing Game at the 2024 Game Awards), acquired a valuable equity interest in Bungie, and became the driving force and lead designer for Bungie's most important new gaming project, Marathon. ANSWER: Defendants admit that Plaintiff was an employee of Bungie for nearly twenty-five years. Defendants further admit that Plaintiff contributed to the artistic development of the Halo, Destiny, and Marathon video game franchises. Defendants further admit that Destiny 2 was nominated for Best Ongoing Game at the 2024 Game Awards and that Plaintiff acquired an equity interest in Bungie Defendants lack knowledge or information sufficient to for a belief as to the truth of the allegation in Paragraph 2 regarding the manner in which Plaintiff "started his career in the videogame industry" and therefore deny the allegation. Defendants recognize that the allegation in Paragraph 2 that Halo and Destiny are "some of the world's most legendary video games franchises" is a matter of opinion, but Defendants are of the opinion that Destiny is indeed a legendary video game franchise Defendants deny the remaining allegations set forth in Paragraph 2 of the Complaint.
Musk, with his child, conducts a press conference in the Oval Office next to a sitting president Trump.
Robert takes a mirror selfie. He wears a textured greenish suit with a feathered bow tie and lapel pin. His hair is dyed platinum blond.
Rob takes a mirror selfie in a garish pink bathroom of a salon, with a neon pink statue of a hand holding its middle finger up and a sticker that days YOU’RE RICH YOU’RE FAMOUS and a mess of framed pop art on the walls
Character creation for the one-page RPG Honey Heist, which says: One: you have a complex plan that requires precise timing. Two: you are a GODDAMN BEAR.
Robert in a grass-green t-shirt of snoopy doing a tennis serve. In a retro Woodstock font it says “DAVID FOSTER WALLACE”. Robert wears a headband and has chin-length hair
Two monitors displaying many windows of a D&D game