Robert Starr (he/him)

@robertkstarr.com

402 Followers 665 Following

I used to be a software developer. Now I write romance novels. If you're a nazi, please go away.

A tan pit bull chewing on a toy
A drawing of a puppy with one floppy ear and the other rigid drawn in black ball point pen.
Receipt of donation to PCRF for one hundred dollars
Poll showing Gavin Newsom has a net positive rating of negative 18.
My dog (golden retriever) sitting on the grass with his ball.
Homer saying "Ooh, he card reads good"
Chart showing 37% of Americans strongly or somewhat approve of ICE.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
A black and white photo of me looking angry with blood flowing down my face.
A smiling pit bull.
Orange Crush and A&W Root Beer flavored Pop Tarts.
Sonny, the pit bull dachshund, and Cher, Siberian husky.
A tan dog with a pit bull head and a dachshund body.
A caricature of Benedict Cumberbatch
A brown dog standing on his hind legs. He has a Chihuahua body with a pit bull head.
A brown dog coming at the camera with his tongue half out of his mouth
Me posing with a shelter dog who has a small head. We're both smiling.
A pitbull sniffing my face.
Tweet saying "The Right Is Starting to Get Better at Comedy and it's making lefties nervous."
A brown puppy with a white line on her face playing with a small plushie
A screenshot from Instagram of a post listing the 34 Congress members signing a letter demanding answers about the abduction of pro-Palestine students.
A brown puppy looking up at the sky.
Simpsons Gif: Lisa running from monsters as someone tells her "What he meant is that monster Island is actually a peninsula."
A truck full of pet supplies
A goat sticking their nose right up against the camera at an angle making a goofy face.
Flyer: "Wildfire relief. Due to the overwhelming generosity of friends near and far, we have available essential pet supplies for those affected by the recent fires. Individuals affected by this disaster are welcome to visit the Agoura Animal Care Center from 9 AM to 5 PM. Please check in at the office for further information. We have Dog and Cat beds, food and treats, toys, litter, crates, collars and leashes, and grooming supplies." Picture of a dog with an emergency responder and a woman petting an orange cat.
Tons of pet food and supplies at our animal shelter.
Steve Buscemi holding a skateboard and saying "hello fellow leftists"
A brown dog with a jacket on putting her paws on my lap and looking at me.
Martin Scorsese saying "This is cinema."
A cartoon-y drawing of a grey dog resting her face on her paws.
Screenshot of a YouTube video where a woman discusses Basted: a "romance between a woman and multiple talking Turkey basters."
A cute drawing of a grey dog with big eyes.
A shepherd type mix dog leaping at the camera.
ASCII art of "toxic by Britney Spears" kicking "the entire Beatles discography" down a flight of stairs
Milhouse from the Simpsons: "Oh, it's like Speed 2 only with a bus instead of a boat."
A black pot bellied pig
Simpsons meme: "Don't bother calling 9-1-1 anymore. Here's the real number: 9-1-2."
Bret Stephens saying Brian Thompson is the real working class hero
Delay Deny Defend is in all four top slots of the Best Sellers in Business Insurance section on Amazon.
Tweet from Tim Walz: This is horrifying news and a terrible loss for the business and health care community in Minnesota. Minnesota is sending our prayers to Brian’s family and the UnitedHealthcare team.
RoboCop "Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply"
Belgian malinois shepherd catching a tennis ball in his mouth in slow motion.
A cartoon drawing of my dog.
New York Times story: what's a rich Democrat to do?
The Marx Brothers
Simpsons gif: "I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are." Homer opens up a bag of "nuts and gum: together at last"
A cartoon drawing of a goofy T-Rex like dinosaur
A cyber truck painted with a design with a super Mario color scheme
A golden retriever
A dog giving the camera a high five
On Being Unreasonable: Breaking the Rules and Making Things Better
A smiling dog in a cone
Mst3k "I guess I'm sorry I tried to cheer us up."
Described in skeet. Big german shepherd head on stubby legged dachshund body. Very cute.
Text "Marshawn Lynch starred in Bottoms to honor his queer sister"
My dog, a golden retriever, smiling
Article with the headline "He paid for the first date. When she didn't want a second, he asked for his money back"
A smiling golden retriever