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The detached top of a parking meter with a smiley face
General Zod and friends trapped in the phantom zone
"WE GONNA SEND YOU OFF TO A LIGHTHOUSE CRAWLIN' WITH GATORS"
An incompatible tomato sucker fused onto a broccoli stump with silicone tape
Drink dispenser labeled "jamaica", a cooler bag with le Croix, and a yogurt container
Chocolate bunny embedded in a chocolate silk pie with fresh whipped cream
A tangled usa flag flappin rapidly in the wind on a boat
"YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED FOR JURY SERVICE"
someone who has fallen while skiing with a redacting black rectangle over them
A bluesky prompt asking, "Are you writing in Korean?", for an entire post of black boxes
easy mac I made in a measuring cup which isn't that different than a bowl anyway
bagel with a blanket of cheese and tomato slice under blanket
Trader Joe's hash brown in modern ceramic bowl
SkekSo, first Skeksis emperor, dying
a clip from Weapons where everyone is running
Text from Howard the Duck IMDB page "California Academy of Sciences, Concourse Drive, Golden Gate Park, San Francisco, California, USA (Howard is pulled up the CAS steps, then through the African Hall)"
Movie poster for Together (2021)
A plated cinnamon roll
A Charlie Kirk quote that reads, "24 years ago a group of Muslims killed 2,753 people on 9/11 Now a Muslim Socialist is on pace to run New York City"
"I have so many thoughts on this that it literally keeps me up at night, Zohran Mamdani eating rice with his HANDS during an interview. I very sincerely doubt he has to scratch his anus any less than the rest of us which makes that whole display unbelievably disgusting" - a now deleted tweet from Charlie Kirk
pihole widget showing 31.2% of DNS queries blocked
2 news cards from a google search the top is an announcement for a $499 smartphone from the trump organization the bottom is a breaking news report about trump warning all of Tehran to flee
Kelsey dressed as Zorak with 2 medals for finishing a 15k race
Space ghost running coast to coast
Strava recording of a 13.34 mile run
johnny getting 320 gb uploaded
A cropped LinkedIn comment that reads, "I also spent several days talking to Cursor how the animation and curves of a chat bubble should look and behave. I was having a really hard time expressing.."
Gary from Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell as a lawyer
Description for paint brushes: "Professional quality, hog bristle, long handle, natural curve and cuticle, stiff and resilient"
Me bottle feeding a piglet with a dog behind me
A Christmas tree on fire on Valencia street
A beer at an airport bar
Strava activity for a half marathon near Lake Washington
Garmin watch recommending to not workout today
Garmin watch showing a body battery reading of 5/100
Strava activity log for a 12 mile run
A suggested complimentary (?) Google query of "what the heck is Black Mirror about?"
Dialog menu to disable Apple Intelligence on OSX
Runkeeper activity for a 5 mile run on 2/19 at 6:22 PM
squirrel jammed into an acrylic bird feeder and feasting
a far too muddy path beside a foggy canyon
notes indicating active dry yeast expires after 2 years
bread that did not rise
An individual named Roberto wearing a headlamp and looking very tired/sweaty
An 18 week marathon training program marked down to week 4
Gin in a glass with ice and blue coloring
California scrub-jay standing before a pile of seeds and shells
Person shawled in a blanket with a lantern illuminating half their face
LCD display sewn into a Christmas beanie. It looks and is very handmade
A cat in deep thought
a lemon taped to a wall
Walker Hayes in his music video, Fancy Like, with his head edited away.
A complete mess of cables from the inside of a Symphonic CRT
A throwaway character from the 1987 show Visionaries
a gesso board with flexible led filaments protruding. the switch on the left-side slides as light from a curtain is exposed and retracted
13 notifications on osx warning, "Disk Not Ejected Properly"
A cat in a window-adhered cot
Website text that reads, "It's not just pizza. Try soda - can for a delicious addition to your meal. Even the biggest appetite can be satisfied here."
led matrix showing a count of movies and shows from a server
Ceramic bowl filled with tomatillos