Rob Farley

@robfarley.com

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Outside of data consulting through @lobsterpot.com.au, I do comedy (sometimes musical!) and I work as Santa. I was rob_farley on Twitter

The cast and crew of The Pitt. Picture from ABC News Australia
I’m wearing Batman socks to acknowledge all those people who didn’t grow up with a father, this Father’s Day
A selfie of Mark Watson and Rob Farley
The notification screen on my phone, at 7:47am on Christmas Day. There is a notification from LinkedIn, suggesting I follow the Chief Executive of Suicide Prevention Australia.
The Australian government wants me to send them some of my poo. This is a letter sent to me from the National Bowel Cancer Screening Program, whose address is in the Melbourne suburb of Sunshine.
Zoe Douglas presenting the keynote to a room full of people
Whamageddon rules. THE IST RULE The objective is to go as long as possible without hearing WHAM's Christmas classic; "Last Christmas". THE 2ND RULE The game starts on December 1st, and ends at midnight on December 24th. (Yes, were European heathens) THE 3RD RULE Only the original version applies. Enjoy the fuck out of remixes and covers. THE 4TH RULE You're out as soon as you recognise the song. BONUS RULE Post on social media with the #whamageddon hashtag when you get hit. PUP? While we can't stop you from deliberately sending your friends to Whamhalla, the intention is that this is a survival game. Not a Battle Royale. So don't be a dick, mkay?
A few from a window, showing the Adelaide cityscape (Hindmarsh Square in particular). On the left of the image, a wall inside the Microsoft office shows part of an Acknowledgment of Country.
I’m taking a photo of myself in a theatre dressing room. There are mirrors in front of me, and posters on the wall behind.
A warning on my phone from the health app: “Very Low Walking Steadiness” “Your Walking Steadiness is very low and you may be at high risk of falling in the next 12 months.”
X-ray of my right knee showing a stress fracture.
It’s a picture of me, sat in an airport wheelchair, next to a sign that says “Reserved for the elderly or passengers requiring assistance”.
My hand, holding a small white unmarked box.
A staircase featuring about 18 people, the speakers from Data Saturday Christchurch.
A blue screen error. A nasty one.
Dan Aykroyd as Santa in Trading Places
It’s complicated. The Duolingo widget saying I need to practice, with a small green Duolingo owl trying to get out of the head of a larger one.
Lyrics from Hamilton’s Take a Break, referencing the Scottish play.
A screenshot from an ad for the Wordle game. But there are mistakes. :(
The Twitter/X app with its “scratched” look.
A sign saying “Laugh Lounge - Welcome” in the foreground. The blurry background shows a comedy stage, an audience, and a bar.
MVP disc for 2023-2024, bubble wrap, and the envelope they came in.
Rob Farley on a comedy stage holding a guitar and singing into a microphone. There is a sign saying “Cranker Comedy” behind him. He is wearing a pink collared shirt and glasses.