Robin The Reanimator (he/him)

@robinthereanimato.bsky.social

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come for the lukewarm political takes. stay for the passable comics, cartoons, and memes.

Achean armor
Elon Musk Tweet: We spent the weekend feeding USAID into the wood chipper. Could gone to some great parties. Did that instead.
Right panel title: “Canon Achilles.” A small chibi-style Achilles in gold armor cries dramatically with huge tears streaming down his face. A speech bubble says: “Mommyyy!!!! Agamemnon was mean to me!! sniff he insulted me and then he took my sex slave... sniff” Another speech bubble says: “It’s not fair!” A boxed caption next to him says: “Make Zeus punish him, Mommy!!!” He is shown flailing his arms while holding a spear.
A comic strip. A person tells a genie, “I wish I had a Million Dollars!” The genie replies, “Your wish is granted,” and produces a bag of money. Then the genie adds, “But you’re also being attacked by a swarm of bees.” The person is covered in bees. The genie says, “Genie Twist!” The person argues, “That’s not a genie twist! That’s just adding an unrelated shitty thing to my wish! I'm calling in a challenge!” A referee says, “The twist is good. You should have wished to be a millionaire who wasn’t being attacked by bees. Mhm.” The genie nods, “Mhm.” The person, still covered in bees, says, “fuck you.”
Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."
Man in red Leprechaun suit: Pinch Buff guy in green shirt: What the hell?!?
"Steel Heart" "Speed Completion" and "Pasing of the Age" Hollow Knight Achievements
Steam Achievements "Steel Soul" Finish the game in Steel Soul Mode
Angry Man: I F-ing hate you and hope you die Child: I like playing with toys
the large two-bedroom apartment from Friends
Worst person you know squinting guy
A politician says "we're ending woke indoctrination in our skies" while a maintenance man paints over a rainbow in the sky
Three finger meme
Mr. Wolf from "The Bad Guys" in various poses
"Dark Humor" MFers when your joke isn't about immigrants or gay people
But for me, it was Tuesday.
Hyper Muscular flexing Wolverine Hugh Jackman on the left in "Muscles & Fitness" Hugh Jackman in soft shirt with relaxed, open pose on the right in "Good Housekeeping"
Tim robinson saying "What the fuck?"
"My work here is done" "but you didn't do anything."
The character Peter Griffin being shown a color chart that labels skin tones as “OKAY” or “NOT OKAY.”
Your posts sound like chatgpt because you use AI. My posts sound like chatgpt because I'm a fucking nerd who uses big words. We are not the same.
Screenshot from "suds" spongebob episode
Misbegotten Warrior from Elden Ring
Panel 1: Jon Arbuckle is on the phone looking shocked and says, "HE WHAT?!" Garfield, the orange tabby cat, is laying on the table looking content. Panel 2: Jon, looking even more surprised, says, "Could you hold for a moment? I have another call coming in... Thanks," and presses a button on the phone. Garfield remains relaxed. Panel 3: Jon, now even more alarmed, yells into the phone, "HE WHAT?!" Garfield, eyes closed with a smug look, thinks, "I've been a busy boy."
Clickhole "Worst Person You Know"
Michael Scott from the office with the caption "I declare a ceasfire!"
Rick: "Let's go, in and out, 20 minute war" Rick and Morty crying.
Marty McFly: "Hey I've seen this one!"
Teacee Ellis Ross in Black Mirror, "Common People"
Max Jägerman from "Nerdy Prudes Must Die"
Elon Musk doing the Sieg Heil