Rob

@robjon99.bsky.social

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Sharks, Giants, Niners, Oregon football are the teams that ruin me. Occasional movie takes. Certified Gregghead. Cal Poly alum.

A rider jumps to another horse to avoid falling during Race #7 at Saratoga
Google result: Turkey vs USA Today at 7 PM. Los Angeles Stadium in Inglewood.
Mexico and Portugal slowly pass the ball around in an episode of The Simpsons.
Ebenezer Scrooge asks a child “What day is today?” The child responds with “today? Why it’s the day of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, of course!”
Haotong Li takes his 5th shot at #13 on Sunday at the Masters. He is behind a bush in such a bad spot, the cameras can’t get a shot of him.
A cartoon baseball says: “What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.”
George Kittle drinking a beer with his hand raised (at a wrestling event)
Purdue Pete, Circa 1969
From Frank Servalli on X: Breaking: Sources say #Sabres have agreed in principle to trade forward JJ Peterka to @utahmammoth. BUT there is apparently a contingency holding up deal. If completed, and still a big if, would be a big get for #TusksUp  adding another 23-year-old top line forward to the mix.
THE 100 BEST MOVIES OF THE 21st CENTURY Reader's Choice: My Ballot Inglourious Basterds 2009 The 40-Year-Old Virgin 2005 40 Ysar-Old Seauhi School of Rock 2003 ZODIAC Zodiac 2007 Superbad 2007 No Country for Old Men 2007 The Dark Knight 2008 Parasite 2019 PARASITE Hereditary 2018 Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father 2008
Left Wing Center Right Wing LW|RW C. Grundstrom $1.80M RW|C C. Graf $942K  RW|LW T. Toffoli $6.00M LW|C W. Eklund $863K  C|LW B. Goodrow $3.64M C|LW A. Wennberg $5.00M C M. Misa $975K  C|LW M. Celebrini $975K  RW|LW N. Kovalenko $2.60M RW|C K. Kakko $5.00M C|RW W. Smith $950K  RW|C M. Marner $14.60M Press Box IR LTIR LW|RW D. Gushchin $1.00M D Mukhamadullin $1.00M IR1 C|LW L. Couture $8.00M Left Defense Right Defense LD M. E. Vlasic $7.00M D S. Dickinson $943K  D V. Gavrikov $7.50M D J. Thompson $1.50M RD T. Liljegren $3.00M RD V. Desharnais $2.00M Goalies G Y. Askarov $2.00M G G. Romanov $1.00M
Email subject line: How is your liver doing?
UC Irvine -130 UC Irvine @ Arizona State Rhode Island +235 Rhode Island @ Dallas Baptist Western Kentucky +135 Western Kentucky @ Georgia Tech USC +150 USC @ TCU Cincinnati +125 Cincinnati @ Wake Forest East Tennessee State -105 East Tennessee State @ Louisville Stetson +170 Stetson @ NC State West Virginia -125 West Virginia @ Kentucky -120
Bruins extend GM Don Sweeney
Hertl Granlund Kane Lorentz Sturm Gadjovich DeMelo Burns Walman Ceci Emberson Megna Benning Hill Vanecek
First look at the new spinoff of The Office: “The Paper”
Billy Beane and Ron Washington in Moneyball, convincing Scott Hatteberg to play first base.
A tiermaker list of cereals ranked. At the top is S tier: Apple Jacks, Cocoa Puffs, Honey Bunches of Oats, and Honey Nut Cheerios. A tier: Crunch Berries, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, Honey Comb, Cheerios, Trix. B tier: Cap’n Crunch, frosted Cheerios, Corn Pops, lucky charms, mini wheats, cocoa pebbles, Kix, Froot Loops, Oops! All Berries, Raisin Bran.
Kings Oilers on HLN Network, the crown jewel of the Turner empire
Cole Landry from Party Down
2008 King of Comedy Steve Harvey vs Katt Williams Graphic Rap Tee on eBay for $600
Brandon Saad with a neckguard and mullet
A graphic showing Michkov as the leader in rookie points and primary rookie points at the beginning of the year.
ESPN PLAY BY PLAY: Gary Payton II blocks Zach Edey’s 20 foot jumper
Perfect Game college baseball top 25 has Cal Poly at #25.
A chart showing Phillies had 75% win probability after the first, now the Giants have 75% win probability after the second.
Two women fighting (labeled Bryson and Rory) as another male looks on, smoking a dab rig (labeled ‘Me’)
Someone tweeted “Make hockey affordable again” with two lower bowl tickets to a Canes game for $287.
First tweet is someone who wonders why a burrito at Taco Bell is $4.50 when the combo box it’s included in is $5. Somebody with zero clue decides to weigh in with: ‘It's probably prepackaged altogether in the box. You're paying them to remove it from the box, sell it separately, and trash the other items, so they can reduce production costs.’
Oracle Park in San Francisco
Arnold Schwarzenegger screaming in Jingle All the Way
A massive rabbit wearing a hat at the Giants game.
NL west standings Dodgers 7-0 Padres 7-0 Giants 5-1 Diamondbacks 3-2 Rockies 1-4
Patrick Marleau and his sons, joined by Joe Thornton, Macklin Celebrini, Will Smith, Mitch Marner, and Auston Matthews
Paul Skenes celebrating with an Air Force teammate in 2021.
Baron Davis Basketball Reference Player page. Nicknames listed: B-Diddy, Boom Dizzle, The Beard, Bart Oatmeal)
Amateur Sketch of a Leprechaun. Everybody who seen the Leprechaun say yeahhh!
A cartoon of a guy in a Phish shirt heading for a Jukebox in a crowded bar. The caption reads: “Oh god, he’s going for the jukebox!”
Michael Scott, telling Ryan on the phone that he’s going to throw up now because he’s not invited to the party in New York.