Rob Kutner

@robkutner.bsky.social

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Emmy-winning comedy/animation writer (Daily Show, CONAN, Teen Titans Go!), NYT-bestselling author (Look Out For the Little Guy), mediocre bass player.

Article headline: “Tonight is Shabbat 250: Trump’s first-ever national sabbath proclamation”
Apple support message saying “It looks like you’ve been inactive for a while.”
Poster for the show “laughs on the spectrum,” Monday May 4th at 5:30 at the laugh factory in Hollywood.
Delivery robot with the label “Serve Robotics”
Poe from Star Wars saying “Somehow Palpatine returned.”
Paper sack full of paper towels, labeled “Baby Care”
Ad for Jack in the Box’s “Moby Jack Fish Sandwich”
Ad for Moby Jack Fish Sandwich
Bags of Easter candies next to a Passover menu
Recipe title: “Basic Sweet Hamentaschen”
Respondent to AMA writes: “Two-part question: who are you? Who gives a shit?”
Scene from Dr Strangelove
Escalator safety sign, showing an icon of a mom in a dress holding her children’s hands
Minute Maid strawberry lemonade with crazily effusive copy about how it will change your life.
Dark masked figure appearing in Mozart’s doorway from the movie “Amadeus “
Cocoa Bear with neck ripped open
Trader Joe’s “hot cocoa polar bear”
Carton of “Milked almonds”
Sign reading “Westwood medical - please do not kick the automatic flusher”
Book: “The sword of the rising sun” by mark hoffmeier
Very foggy scene with street sign reading “Ohio”
Logo with a serious and funny mask and the title “Mamas Boys”
Facebook post: “Last night I was visited by the Ghost of Hanukkah Future, who evoked a chilling vision of kids everywhere without tube socks and gift cards.”
Lewis Black in a Batman mask, angrily saying “Get this fucking thing off of me!”
Ad for my book event at the Palo Alto JCC tonight for my comedic Jewish history book, “The Jews: 5000 years and counting.”
Poster describing book event for my comedic Jewish history book “The Jews: 5,000 Years and Counting”
Blurry black and white photo of me as a teenager at a drum set
Jar labeled “Easy Onion”
Screen shot of the show “Foundation” where a character says “Fuck ice”
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Emperor Palpatine
Image of Liam Neeson on the phone from the movie “Taken”
Microsoft Teams alert reading “Touch base re: nukes”
Article saying men’s testosterone levels drop when they become fathers.
Poster showing Lewis black making many comical expressions
Character from the movie saying, “I work freelance. I have a lot of free time on my hands.”