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JavaScript dev / Hobbyist Playdate dev / Sean Matsuda apologist / 🇵🇷 / él https://robobeau.com

Wheeler, he point.
A young man about to let out the longest yeah boy ever.
Brand new day, time to play with Roobear and his friends Where summer never ends Koalas show you how to Fly a plane, catch a wave There's nothing we won't try Lots to do, fun starts here with you and me Look up there, way up high Koalas in balloons Laughter's on its way to you Laura, Nick, and Roo Mimi, and Floppy, too Waiting here for you Brand new day, time to play with Roobear and his friends The fun and laughter never ends Koalas lead the way On a sunny day We all love to play
RATAS.
Just a picture of Princess Diana. Nothing to see here.
A wheel stud whose threads have been royally fucked up.
Fuck Scalpers
A white Zune 30GB, but with a 128GB SSD inside of it.
A white Zune 30GB with "Beyond the Quiet", by Serena Malyon, as the background.
A Mii, somewhat Liliana-shaped, making jokes about Jace.
Super Happy Birthday II You, Bro
Nah.
Sano, looking tsun-tsun AF.
A screaming seagull. It is screaming the lyrics to Judy and Mary's "そばかす".
TAXES FILED
A "Rolling Guy" vinyl decal on the rear passenger window of my white Scion FR-S.
the atrocities will continue until heads roll
What if God doesn't care?
Akira Yamaoka fukkin' shredding.
An arrow, composed of small snail shells, hidden in a small clearing on the grass. It points home.
An Unseelie Court card from the Sorcery TCG, except it's a curio. It depicts the in-progress art for Unseelie Court, with a third of the painting still in sketch form.
Uninstall skate. It's not going to get any better. They're just going to continue monetizing every minute aspect of the game until it inevitably dies.
Mods be modding.
Frito, from Idiocracy, sporting his iconic shirt, which is covered in corporate logos, including Costco.
A 1/1 white Human token. It depicts a crudely-drawn Japanese ruffian school kid popping a squat and smoking a cigarette in front of a vending machine.
A thank you message for donating to Trans Lifeline. It reads: "Thank You! Thank you for your donation. Your support means a lot to us and helps us achieve our mission. Your generosity will make a meaningful difference in the lives of those we serve."
A hand holding a foil Lord of Destruction card from the TCG "Sorcery". The card depicts a fiery, horned demon. The rules text says "Destroys sites it strikes and other minions there". Hell yeah.
A Bella Sara card, and oddly enough it's Bella & Sara! The art depicts a beautiful white horse with a black snoot, presumably the titular Bella. Prancing alongside the horse is who I assume is Sara, a blonde, long-haired fairie, clad in ballerina attire. The background is on some Lisa Frank shit. The card itself is foil. Fuck yeah.
A Spice8Rack creature token! It is a 1/1 Faerie with Flying. The art depicts Spice dressed up in a colorful garb, which is both floral and insect-like. Incredibly stylish, but hopelessly impractical. Also, a pink, conical birthday hat decorated with stars! They are blowing into a noisemaker, and holding a birthday cake, which is spinning in place. Birthday balloons are floating directly above.
Alexa, play "God's Plan"
"This item isn't available in your country" ahh screenshot.
Un screenshot de Animal Crossing New Horizons, demostrando un diseño de una gorra azul, con las letras PR. El código es MA-8985-9355-8485.
Oh fuck yeah, it's two High Perfect Morcant cards! One of them is foil! Insert your preferred goth elf mommy joke here.
My character in skate. dunking a skateboard into a shopping basket from a jump off a mega ramp.
My character in skate. jumping off a ramp and dunking their skateboard, like a basketball, into a makeshift hoop cobbled together from a shopping cart and some boards.
René has spent 540 minutes listening in 2025.
The coolest motherfucker you've ever seen, El Karateka Ninja TNT. He is brandishing a katana.
Two MTGNerdGirl creature tokens. One is a 2/2 Eldrazi Spawn and it features Nerd Girl building an Eldrazi Corgi Snowthing with Hammie! The other is a 1/1 Ally and it features Nerd Girl cosplaying as Kitara, and Hammie is cosplaying as Momo!
The "New Game" screen in Silent Hill f. The "Action" option is set to "Story".
A skeleton on a motorcycle. It's peak.
A receipt for the pre-order of the "Omens of Chaos" book.
Morty pointing and saying "You son of a bitch, I'm in".
A Magic: the Gathering card proxy of "Wolverine, Best There Is", by FantasticMrFoxGlove. Wolverine, seen here in his iconic, dark blue tights with a single vertical yellow stripe, and banana medallion mask, is unleashing his brass crowbar claws, which are also technically his fingers?
A copy of the Magic: the Gathering card "Mystic Forge". It reads: "You may look at the top card of your library at any time. You may cast artifact spells and colorless spells from the top of your library. {T}, Pay 1 life: Exile the top card of your library."
Many Magic: the Gathering players think this Tolarian Community College playmat is pretty neat! It features a professorial blue dragon writing "BUY SINGLES!" on a classroom chalkboard. Hey, remember the Weatherlight crew? Remember Gerrard, and Captain Sisay? Remember Commodore Guff? No?? Well, I remember...
A Magic: the Gathering card proxy of The Seriema, cosplaying as The Eagle 5 from Spaceballs, by DEADSEASPROXY.
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA— *deep breath* —HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
A Magic: the Gathering card proxy of Rhystic Study, by AvidMTG.
A Magic: the Gathering card proxy of Wooded Foothills, by btmProxies.
I'm done fucking around.
A "Shattering Blow" card from Magic: the Gathering. It's an Instant that costs 1 Colorless and one Red/White, and it reads: "Exile target artifact."
Album cover for Polaris' "Music from the Adventures of Pete & Pete".
A foil Japanese alternate art Star Field Vocalist card, from the Magic: the Gathering "Edge of Eternities" set. No, you can't have it.
I refuse.
"Get in losers! We're listening to my all-King-Gizzard mixtape!"
Listen, I realize Commander is all the rage these days, but come on. I just don't have the time/energy to build 100-card decks every few sets, much less buy $80-$100 pre-cons. I'm over here prowling eBay for old Mercadian Masques decks, I mean who does that?? Wait, I found a sealed Nemesis "Mercenaries" deck! Score!