laramie robodoom

@robodoom.bsky.social

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born to wizard, forced to clown. pay me to draw for you today! he/him, 29, AI hater to the bone

transparent png image of toad from paper mario color splash getting the colors sucked out of him by a shy guy with a straw. this is a visual metaphor for me sucking the soul out of lahabrea through his dick but also biting and chewing on him because i'm insane. i'm insane. you know? yeah
redraw of the powerpuff girls meme comic "stop talking about states" but as my and my boyfriends' ffxiv ocs, with some of the vernacular changed to match ffxiv's lore and setting. i would go into better detail on it but tbh i just got invited to play phas so i'm distracted as hell
wheel result number three: your neopet has been healed
another, different wheel result. a pterodactyl swoops down and bites my neopet. this decreases his hp and is annoying but mostly harmless.
screenshot of a popup from neopets. i spun the wheel of excitement and it gave my neopet a disease. again.
screenshot of a discord message, name and icon redacted. first line is a keysmash, second line just says "of course she kept going, you didn't shout tsumo"
a commission by me (laramie robodoom) for bsky user @ranunculusahsha of the warframe character follie, but in neapolitan ice cream colors, and an effect like cocoa powder dusted over everything but the goopy pink ink bits. they're doing the balloon + pointing emote/idle animation thing and the background is some simple light purple hexagons that are kinda soft and glowy
a digital sketch of wolf from starfox in the juspion armor (from megabeast investigator juspion). it's the version of wolf with an eyepatch, not the DBZ scanner lookin thing, because eyepatches are always hotter. i'd apologize but we both know i'm right.
two very lazy/bad doodles of my elf and his husband the one on the left is just my pure recollection of that meme image of the chibi type figure sucking on a man's tiddy, but. y'know. it's my elf sucking his husband's tit. the one on the right is them stoned on a couch together. the elf is holding a bong, his husband has an oval next to his hand labeled "popcorn" bc if i decided to do a serious version of this, that's what that would have been, and sometimes you just gotta do a shape and label it for yourself so you don't confused later
three panel comic titled "relatable fear" first panel is a stick figure looking at a watch. "man, I wish they'd give us a more exact time for when they're gonna shut off the water on maintenance days." panel two shows the same figure turning on a faucet. "Fuck it, the sink's working. It's been fine all day. I'm gonna risk it." panel three shows two figures in hard hats and goggles. the further away one, ont he left side, is saluting the closer figure. "Sir! Sir! The radar shows a confirmed renter using the toilet! It's a Deuce, sir!" the closer figure has an ominous starburst aura around him, a red stain on a wrench in his hands, and comedically overly-detailed eyes (including a scar over one) that seem to be glowing through his goggles. the speech bubble assigned to him has ominous drippies on the bottom, and is a spooky font, with red lettering and black edges. "Heh, heh, heh. Finally. They fell for it. Ensign, shut off the water, NOW."
sketches on a pink background of a circle divided into 12 wedge-shaped sections. starting at the top and going clockwise: - a sphinx with a mischievous expression - a dude in a priest collar looking really helpless at the viewer, sandwiched between two other dudes. one has a fur collar, the other has a halo. the word "idiot" is written above the priest's head - two of my characters from my webcomic, "Cosmic Lemonade" standing towards the wider edge of their wedge, seemingly pouring over a map. towards the other side is the third main character, in his normal form, and the words "evil rock" helpfully labeling him via arrow - two characters heads are next to each other, one upside down with only one eye, the other standing normally but covering one eye. in the back stands a silhouetted man w/ a spooky bear ghost thing coming out of him. - dragon on a dragon throne. one hand is held by a tall man on one side, the other pats the head of a kneeling knight - an orc and someone w/ gauges doing the wojack pointing meme but at a werewolf on a unicycle - one of my neopets looking cunty and petting his petpet - a closeup of a japanese kanabo and a western kitchen knife. in the distance there's a house with chicken legs. - one of my ffxiv characters, s'cruff tia, my super lore-accurate miqote who looks like handsome squidward. he just popped out of an allagan cloning tube - anatomical heart and a bunch of lines. two figures lying prone with stars on different body parts - in the back, a figure standing in profile, looking tense. in the front, someone with goggles seemingly looking back towards the other's direction - two figures by a gravestone- seemingly a woman and young girl. the woman has a glowing eye and devil-like tail. below them, the silhouette of a devil stretches out from the woman's figure
a really stupid edit of a screenshot of my results from the amazing digital circus personality quiz going around. the cast has been replaced with random characters from various media: ash williams (evil dead) in place of gangle, connor macleod (highlander) for ragatha, bjorn the unicorn (peggle, peggle 2) in place of jax, pikachu (pocket monsters) for pomni, fujimoto (ponyo) for kinger, J J (dark savior, sega genesis) for caine, and rash (battletoads) for zooble. the joke is not that i don't take the series seriously but rather i think the layout of having static characters facing completely forward surrounding a radio graph is inherently kinda funny looking
screenshot from a certain mod archive site of a mod titled "Xiv Media Player (Beta)" by sebby, aka sebane1, the fool pushing chatgpt into this mmo for literally no reason
there he is, khable "cringefail" tia, my extremely normal rabbit man don't worry about it
three ffxiv characters have been drawn to recreate the powerpuff girls "stop talking about states" meme. i'm not doing the dialogue bc i'm lazy and if you don't know the meme you can google it probably, it's the same but edited slightly for ffxiv lore in the top panel, on the left is a hrothgar with dark blue hair, wearing a big feathered hat and a bird skull necklace. he has visible top surgery scars from his open orange shirt. his ass is not paying attention. beside him is a miqote with long, unruly wine-red hair and bright yellow eyes. his eyes match the gold bangle bracelets on his wrist and a gold medallion necklace. he has a bored expression and is holding up a hand as he rattles off facts. finally, on the right, is a viera man with long green hair that turns a soft butter yellow at the tips, tied into a long dead-anime-mom style side ponytail with a pink ribbon towards the bottom. his ears also have speckles of the soft yellow, because i think it's cute, and he has heterochromia because i think it's funny. he's wearing glasses, a soft blue collared tee with a tropical leaf print pattern on it, and an annoyed or disgusted expression aimed at the miqote, with his hands up in a sort of lazy claw pose. second panel has just the hrothgar, now looking down at the miqote. they're both sharing excited/hopeful expressions. the third panel has the miqote now looking annoyedly back at the viera and flipping him off with one hand. the viera now looks even more annoyed and is using both hands to flip the miqote off in return. these ocs are mine and my boyfriends' etc etc all rights reserved yadda yadda whatever
tiny doodle of a guy (me) in a shirt that makes him stupid going "huh? whuh?"
shitty edit of damn daniel from ffxiv in asahi "coconut head" zenoslover's body. the clothes have been turned purple, the hair green, and the skin a sickly shade of white. i have poorly drawn some bags under his eyes, and a big joker smile across his cheeks. at the bottom of the image is the text, "WHY SO SERIOUS", because there is literally 0 difference between fully despairpilled funny danny and heath ledger's the joker
screenshot of ffxiv chat where someone named rizzlord kyle goes "FUCKING MANMODE" after soloing the second boss of the clyteum boss from like 15%
loose, sketchy drawing of a large, slightly heavierset man in a dark hoodie. he has short, dark hair with two white streaks resembling horns, a goatee, pointed ears, and deep/heavy dark bags under his eyes. you can see some of his chest hair poking up from the bottom of his shirt collar. he looks bored or maybe just tired. he is one of my OCs and i love him even though he is objectively not a great person who makes extremely questionable decisions, because frankly, all of my other OCs also are kinda bad people that make bad decisions.
a black cat sitting on a disney princess blanket in a folding lawn chair. his expression is unrepentant for his innumerable crimes.
a screenshot from the movie the mortuary assistant of a silhouette peeking around a corner with two red glowing eyes in sliiiiightly the wrong place comparative to the shape of the head
triple bingo on a bad habit artist bingo board (i will actually rattle off the individual squares on the next image) there's only 4 non-colored in squares on the board: "thinks using references is cheating", "stylus/pen death grip", "hides hands to avoid drawing them", and "delicious anatomy, doesn't want to give character clothes"
slightly less gamma-overexposed photo of my cat, asleep in his chair, curled up in a little circle like a donut. honk shoo. snork mimimi.
my black cat curled up in a chair seemingly glaring at the camera, with one of his front legs pulled up in front of his face, where he'd been tucking his nose into to keep it warm during his nap. the gamma is super overexposed on the photo but that's just what happens when you're trying to photograph a black cat on a cloudy day with an old phone camera
screenshot from the game cookie run kingdom. an airship is shown flying into shadow milk cookie, with action lines to emphasize the speed and force of the impact
screenshot of a video from an ateez concert where main vocalist jongho is buried up to his neck in a sand pit in the stage. a screen off to one side shows a zoomed in video feed of him blowing a kiss to the audience from his current location (the sand pit)
screenshot of the game phasmophobia where the upper torso of my deceased character model is clipping through the floor, with his ass and one arm sticking up out of the ground.
very sketchy rough work-in-progress screenshot of some of my (laramie robodoom's) characters. their figures are blocked out with colors so it's easier to tell at a glance the general shape/composition they're taking up. a woman is running towards the right side of the image, with a man with angel wings floating alongside her, slightly obscured by her figure. there is a diagonal line from the bottom left corner to just under halfway up the image, like a panel break, and on the other side of the line and seeming to be running on/along it is the figure of a canid animal, with two circles floating above it.
crude rendition of the tower defense game i dreamed about. a white field with random blobs where you're supposed to upload images. two arrows show the path through the space
photo of a black cat with pale green eyes staring somewhat impassively at the camera while curled up comfortably. he's sitting on a shitty folding lawn chair, with a paw-shaped cushion, and a disney princess blanket underneath him.
screenshot of a quote tweet. the tweet reads, "My scheming eunuch when I start coughing after a sip from my goblet", while the original tweet has a picture of a mottled grey and brown cat, whose face markings make it appear as though it's smiling smugly. the text on the original tweet reads, "i wake up to this sinister smile every morning"