Worlds Worst Sloshing Machine User

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Your local octoling, in my 20s Player of Splatoon Wii U (PNID: roboticgunner) Sloshing Machine user Cannot be stopped

A picture of a CRT TV displaying the game Pokemon Gold for the Gameboy being played on an emulator. The screen is displaying various glitched graphics with a text box at the bottom that reads "Heh, that's good to hear."
A picture of the Pokemon game Pokken Tournament, displaying a prompt telling the player to use the Wii U gamepad. In my hand is a Wii Classic controller.
A poorly drawn tiny Goomy in the middle of a large digital canvas.
A screenshot of the Minecraft mod Cobblemon, depicting a Goodra that is slightly too tall for my house
A screenshot of the Minecraft Cobblemon mod, depicting a Zigzagoon trapped between a chest sunk into the ground and a wooden slab.
A picture of two Xbox controllers side by a side. On the right is a white wireless Xbox 360 Controller. On the left is an old version of the original Xbox controller, nicknamed the "Duke". The Duke controller is considerably larger than the Xbox 360 controller.
A picture of a CRT TV displaying a frame from a MattKC video being played on a red Nintendo Wii. A thumbs up is on the side of the picture
A screenshot of the game Minecraft with very low render distance. There is a wooden house behind a couple trees covered by fog
A screenshot of the game GTFO in which the player is alone in the A1 rundown, armed with a spear, sniper, rifle and burst sentry. In front of the player is the first room of the level, with three sleepers right at the entrance. Two sleepers are squatting in the fetal position, while one is standing hunched over. The room is too dark for any further enemies to be visible.
A screenshot of the Octoling from Splatoon, wielding the Sloshing Machine weapon. White text above and below the character reads "Boy if you dont Clean Clean your stank ass laundry,"