robotmascot

@robotmascot.bsky.social

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I make bad decisions, I like weird things, I have alright taste. also @robotmascot on @treehouse.systems, @weirder.earth, and cohost he/him

The Shelled One, blaseball's peanut god, with a speech bubble going down to claim the quote skeeted text

timmy turner from fairly oddparents praying.
I wish [covered up by text over it: "everyone who dies"] WORLD SERIES GAME 3
goes to [covered up by text over it: "hell"] 18 INNINGS no matter what

From the 2010 tv adaptation of Three Kingdoms:
Liu Bei lying in bed, with Zhuge Liang at his side. Liu Bei says: "For all these days that I have been lying here in bed."

A sinking boat on a wide river. Bonus context for the alt text: This was the boat the former Han Emperor was on and had someone drill a hole in himself, which Sima Yi was watching sail off in the last post.

Sima Yi (from the 2010 tv adaptation Three Kingdoms) saying "Watching a while longer wouldn't hurt."

Cao Pi (as depicted in the 2010 Three Kingdoms TV show) in regal attire and angry, saying "What I'm doing today is far more noble than you imagine!"

Zu Bin, bearer of the Imperial Seal (from the Three Kingdoms tv show from 2010) saying: "You shall leave an evil name in history, and be cursed by posterity forever."

Liu Xian, Han emperor as depicted in Three Kingdoms (2010), with an anguished look saying: "I know I possess little talent or virtue and I am no fit lord for this realm."

Sima Yi, famous politician/sage/advisor, as depicted in the Three Kingdoms tv show from 2010, saying:
"Unless..."

Sima Yi, famous politician/sage/advisor, as depicted in the Three Kingdoms tv show from 2010, saying:
"I too feel the list is inadequate"

Liu Xian, Emperor of the Han Dynasty (as depicted in the tv show "Three Kingdoms") with an anguished expression on his face, saying: "When Cao Cao was alive, I dared not curse him. Now he is dead, and I still can't vent my anger?"

Prospera, her expression hidden behind a mask but looking slightly amused from the nose down, saying "I'm so sorry, the truth is out now."

G-Witch character Prospera Mercury (the mother in the first image but much older and wearing a mask) standing at a podium saying "The Aerial is not a Gundam."

Black and white portrait of Herman Melville, author of Moby Dick and noted whale freak (positive), with a photoshopped speech bubble descending from his mouth to partially encapsulate the quote tweet

An goblin-themed altered version of the "sickos" meme: A cartoon illustrates a (now green and tusked and bald) man looking in through a window, with a shirt with "GOBBOS" on it and an expression of sick glee on his face. His speech bubble reads "Waagh... Ha Ha Ha... WAAAGH!"

A single abandoned glove on the sidewalk at night, lit like a horror movie. The light and dark pattern on the glove, on top of the sidewalk graffiti, and the dim lighting, does make it a LITTLE hard to make out distinctly, but not THAT hard.

Simpsons meme: The boss who has just fired Milhouse's dad, replying to "After twenty years, all I get is so long, good luck?" with "I don't recall saying 'good luck' " but it has been crudely photoshopped to have the bluesky butterfly over his face and the caption now reads "I don't recall saying all the right things"

The cover image of 80s Warhammer rulebook Realm of Chaos: The Lost And The Damned. A horde of plague mutants and daemons are in the foreground, while a mountainous Great Unclean One is in the background, a bloated parody of the human form with various mouths, wounds spilling guts, etc in its flesh, and horns emerging crown like from the squat head on top

Yun Shao (a Three Kingdoms era Chinese general, as portrayed by an actor, in armor) says: "What? Killed again?"

the Yamcha meme image: dragonball z character Yamcha is fallen, his legs and arms curled but relaxed in oblivion, his clothes torn in small places from the powerful attacks that slew him, but no blood or any visible wounds remain, as his body rests in the center of a small crater of cracked earth

A modified version of the sickos meme. A black and white cartoon of a man wearing a shirt labeled "sickos" stands in a window, but his face has been replaced by a writhing ball of tentacles. The text that would normally read "Yes... Ha Ha Ha... YES!" now reads 'Yes... Ia Ia Ia... YES!"

Panel 1, Char Aznable: "It's not a lie if you believe it."
Panel 2: Garma Zabi: "I see- convince yourself first and it'll be easier to convince others"
Panel 3, Char: "Garma what are you- OH" (he has the psychic newtype flash)
Panel 4, Char: "No, no- not me, YOU. It's not a lie if YOU believe it."

The Magician card from the Rider-Waite Tarot, inexpertly photoshopped to have a Monster Energy in hand and a row of other Monster cans on the table behind their staff.

Screenshot from the anime Cowboy Bebop. It's a black screen with white text that reads: "You're gonna carry that weight."

Gimli from Lord of the Rings: "Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf."
Legolas from Lord of the Rings (played by Orlando Bloom, Katy Perry's Husband): "My wife took your house"
Gimli from Lord of the Rings: [speechless]

the sickos meme: a black and white cartoon of a disheveled man with an expression of wicked glee, looking in through a window at night, saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"

sickos.jpeg

An editorial cartoon style man stands outside a window at night. On his black shirt is the word "SICKOS". He is disheveled, has a knobby body and sharp teeth, and his body language is as close as illustration can get to depicting unwholesome exultation. "YES... HA HA HA... YES!" he cackles.

A screenshot of the feature request.
Above the request is some information:
"Your idea is being processed and will appear shortly.
Awaiting moderator approval.
0 votes."

Title: Have articles like Justice Alito thinks you do
Body: Okay so today in SCOTUS Samuel Alito asked if Pornhub had articles like Playboy used to.
Here's the thing: You could and you should.
The journalism market is rough for writers, there's talent out there dying to work. Other long-form media is torpedoing itself. This almost certainly wouldn't be a profict center, but as a source of prestige and top-of-mind it might be worth it.
You could have long-form essays, a brief summary of current events available after videos (call it "Post-Nut Clarity" or something less vulgar if you'd prefer), interviews, etc.
Importantly, it could mean people could say "I only subscribe for the articles."

robotmascot shared this idea Jan 15 2025

A list of grocery store items.

First, Purple Eggplant: Large and thick, maybe a third as thick as it is long, smooth purple skin. Average size is 1.16 pounds / 0.52 kilograms.

Second, Chinese eggplant: Longer, thinner, the skin is less consistently dark purple. Average size is 0.61 pounds / 0.27 kilograms

Third, Japanese eggplant: Also long/thin, with more uniformly dark skin. Average size is 0.5 pounds / 0.23 kilograms.

Last, White Eggplant: Much fatter, closer to the ratio of the so-called purple eggplant but with even less taper, and smooth white skin like an egg. Average size is 0.5 pounds / 0.23 kilograms.

Hellraiser: Revelations title screen. The title in white on a black screen, for some reason in two different fonts and sizes.

daniel craig in snl saying "ladies and gentlemen, the weeknd" but in reverse, roughly: "dnkweek eht ,nemeltneg dna seidal"

Dragapult: A ghostly-ish salamander with a head deliberately resembling a stealh bomber's triangular shape, with two Dreepy (smaller versions of itself that are more salamanderlike) mounted in head-ridges like they were missiles.

Comic panel from The Filth:
Several people are standing looking over a ledge toward the viewer. One of them, a child says: "Is there a hell for monkeys, Dad?" His father replies: "I hope so, son."

Peter Lorre as Hans Beckert from Fritz Lang's "M" looking over his shoulder at the viewer in an iconic shot from the movie- normally there would be a chalk letter m on his shoulder but it has been crudely photoshopped out by the dork who posted this.

twitter post:

bluesky posted: "damn that's crazy. anyway on bluesky, users have named the blocking function 'the nuclear block' because it's such a powerful tool to reduce harassment and dogpiling. you should have control over your experience online. bsky.app/download"
it was a quote retweet of
Dexerto posted: "X/Twitter is reportedly set to remove the block button. If the blocked account is public, it will still be visible to you. via @nima_owji"

The poster for Death Machines: Against a black sky, a metal pyramid rises, with the top and bottom halves separated by the words "DEATH MACHINES" and spikes coming out of the top/bottom of the words. People are blasted away from the gap (which seems to be spitting fire) and a pair of pour souls are trapped in between the spikes, soon to be gruesomely squished by this 70s fever dream.

dril tweet from 6/1/2014 reading:

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

A fuzzy orange creature (in context: a kobold) with black eyes and pointy teeth that nonetheless has cute vibes, dressed in a robe and holding a book with the title KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY (the rpg this is from)

My Screenshot of part of the table of contents for the Wikipedia page of Rockapella, listing:

Band History.
Early Years (1986-1990)
"Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?" (1991-1996)
Post-"Carmen Sandiego" years (1997-present)
Life After Rockapella

The Grim Reaper stands at a claw machine full of people. The caption: "FUCKIN FINALLY"

The sickos meme

youtube thumbnail of Slim Goodbody- a middle aged man in a bodysuit depicting internal organs, with the visible topic "Roswell Incident 1947", for a video titled "June 24 Daily Almanac" that only has 104 views and was posted 3 years ago

QR code leading to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

The Skeksi Emperor from The Dark Crystal, an ancient bird-lizard hybrid, croaking "I am - still - Emperor."

Medal with three rows of text:
For distinguished conduct in dealing with life's burdens
NORA REED
Even though life already gave you like ten sets of burdens already, tone it the fuck down life

a monster energy can with most of the top cut off by a can opener