Rob Paravonian

@robprocks.com

368 Followers 217 Following

musician, comedian, utility outfielder

Badly photoshopped version of the popular "disaster girl" meme photo, showing a burning building in the background, slightly out of focus, drawing your attention to the lower right foreground where President Thrump is looking back at the camera. His thin hair is swept back revealing a distinct line between the orange makeup on his face and the pale skin of his scalp. He has the beginnings of an impish grin on his face, telling the viewer that everything is going according to the plan that Vladimir tasked him to accomplish, which is to destroy the country while extracting as much wealth for him, his family, and his cronies as possible
Screengrab: headline reads "Taylor Farms Spent Big on MAGA and Anti-Regulatory Lobbying Before Diarrhea Outbreak" subhead reads "The company donated more than #3.6 million to conservative groups between 2020 and 2025, including $1 million to the MAGA Inc. super PAC." Category listing at top says "Big Salad" byline is "BY KATE TAYLOR"
Illustrated poster, in the middle is an astronaut in a spacesuit, sitting on a guitar amp, playing a guitar. Around him are drawings of clouds, stars, and planets. Headline reads "Cover Tuesday Planets Edition" subhead at bottom reads "Tuesday, July 14, 8:15 NYC time at Twitch.tv/RobPRocks"
screen grab of an email inbox, “Adobe” is on far left, “We Want Your Thoughts: Share Your Voice!” to the right. White text on black background
Don Draper from Mad Men, shown from the chest up, wearing a 1960s suit, with office walls in the background
Close up selfie of rob, in a jacket, copper colored shirt and glasses, sitting in a diner booth, a coffee mug is lower right, diner counter and register behind him. Lower right text reads: "File Photo: Rob Paravonian at a 24-hour diner in Morristown, NJ, 4:41 am, Jan 1, 2020
Venn diagram with 3 circles, "Myth over History" circle contains song titles Were Those Really the Days, Plug Your Ears and Sing!, The People Who Were Already Here, and Alternate Anthem. In the Magical/Evangelical Thinking circle are the song titles The Great Disappointment (of 1844), and Satanic Panic. In the Wealth Worship circle is the song title The Invisible Hand. In the overlapping section of Wealth Worship and Myth Over History is the song title Beep! Beep! Outta the Way! In the overlapping section between Magical/Evangelical Thinking and Wealth Worship is the title of Corporations Are People Too! In the overlapping section between Magical/Evangelical Thinking and Myth over History are the titles Remember it Better and Work That Bod. In the section of all 3 overlapping circles is the title The Ballad of Lou Pearlman
Altered version of the movie poster for Maximum Overdrive. "Cover Tuesday" at the top in silver letters and black background, Emilio Estevez holds a machine gun, standing behind a semi truck with a goblin mask. Below him text reads "Road songs, Tuesday, June 9, 8:15 pm NYC time on twitch.tv/RobPRocks"
screen shot of a Facebook ad from Vice, headline reads "Vice is on the lookout for songs to put on its summer playlist" Superimposed over the ad is "$5" in blue handwriting, and a crying laughing emoji
Head and shoulders of a bearded man in blue suit with a black porkpie hat lazily pasted on his head in photoshop. The lighting doesn't match, there are no shadows, it's a little off angle. It’s really bad, trust me
Screen shot showing the bottom of a dark blue satin jacket. The 2-line Headline reads: [line 1] "Chicago Cubs 1914 Logo Uni-" [line 2] "Sex Jacket By New Era" Price in bold at bottom is $144.99
screenshot, top line says "do not sell my personal information, next to an off/on switch. below reads "We may share personal information collected through cookies or in other forms with third parties for the purposes of ross-context behavioral advertising (also known as targeted advertising). At any point you can opt out of targeted advertising." Below that is a line that says "do not share my personal information" next to an off/on switch
an iPod classic screen showing a playlist. Playlist title at top of screen reads "Odd Rock Comedy Hour" Tracks and artists are listed as "The Odd Rock Comedy Hour, Monday 8pm Young Ethel's" "Kimberly Dinaro, comedian & musician" "Tommy McNamara, comedian & musician" "Jimmy Ong, standup comedy" "Rob Paravonian, host & funny music" there is the Odd Rock Comedy Hour logo in bottom right corner and headline across the bottom reads "Monday!! 8pm No Cover!"
square banner for the Odd Rock Comedy Hour, title of show in upper right, text "Mon. April 20, 8:00 Young Ethel’s” the neck of an electric guitar runs across the square bottom left to upper right, Target logo of Odd Rock Comedy Hour in lower left. Lower right shows three musicians in black and white, text reads "Music, Comedy, and more! with Kimberly Dinaro, Tommy McNamara, Jimmy Ong, and special guests! hosted by Rob Paravonian"
It’s that weird trump as Jesus healing the sick painting that trump posted then deleted
Screen shot of an apple music playlist called Covers to Learn for Cover Tuesday with the subhead "So many last-minute changes!" In the upper left is a black and white graphic of cassette tapes. There are 9 songs listed with the info blurred out, for suspense!
Screen shot of 2 bluesky posts in a timeline. Top post reads "gonna be inactive for a while sorry :(( doggo passed away and i need a little time" bottom one reads "Today I woke up & sadly discovered my last cat of my original 4, Wicket, has gone… Even though due to his age I knew this was coming one day it akways [sic] feels to soon… My eyes already hurt from the crying He was such a sweet boy I love you Wicket"
A white ice cream truck is parked on the side of a city street, in the foreground are the trunks of cherry trees with blossoms hanging overhead
Screen grab that says "Channel analytics, Current subscribers 29,663, +21 in last 28 days"
Screencap of USA today article that reads: "Oracle's cash flow is expected to trend negative over the coming years due to data center spending, with expenditures expected to pay off in 2023, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Last month, Oracle said it would raise as much as $50 billion this year through a combination of debt and equity sales."
A coral pink square with black outline, inside are large block letters "Op" above and the word "Opprobrium" below
screencap, picture on left is a person in a Bigfoot costume standing next to a brown-haired man with a mustache, in front of a yellow SXSW step-and-repeat background. Headline on right reads "The Bigfoot community is being torn apart by a documentary's new…" from Business Insider / 5 min read
Video has captions :-) it’s me singing a parody of The Gambler
Looking south down 7th Avenue in NYC, the backs of people in the large crowd at bottom of the frame, there are many signs held up. Buildings rise on the left and right and there is blue sky above
Chat support window that reads "Here's what I can help you out with. For anything else, I can get an agent to help you further"
In the style of a pantone chip: square with rounded edges and black border, the top 75% is a lime green, bottom 25% is white with text "Cover Tuesday, Green 3/17/26"
still from film Roman Holiday, black and white, man in suit riding a vespa, woman with dark har sitting behind him, arches of a colosseum background right, old buildings behind them
Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny, sitting on the witness stand
flyer for Lincoln lodge shows Fri & Sat. March 6 & 7, 8:00 pm, grungy, dark Chicago flag in the background