Rob Sarvis

@robsarvis.bsky.social

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Tuesday’s child. Minus the grace. 💀🎃👻 Citizen of Terra Incognita

Marvel Comics Inferno #4 Jonathan Hickman
Boones Farm. Strawberry Hill.
Don’t poke the bear.
Sensible Chuckle Magazine
Kids In The Hall. 30 Helens agree.
Michael Keaton Batman.
Legends of Tomorrow. Leonard Snark. There are no strings on me.
Waldo from "Where's Waldo".
The movie “a million ways to die in the west” but changed to “a million ways to eat a banana “ with Chat GPT
A grey bengal and a black cat walking away. Caption, “talk to the tails”.
80s video game. The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. We are raising money to pay them to keep him. Will you help?
Warren Ellis. Fully Hamner. Red.
Seinfeld. “Biff”
Band tshirt that says “This band/song rocks”.
Brother may I have some oats meme.
Captain Picard. The line must be drawn here.
Supernatural. The Road So Far.
Dave. Movie with Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver
Idiocracy. It's got electrolytes.
King Louie from The Jungle Book. I wanna be like you.
Vader Down #1 (2015). You are surrounded. Vader - All I am surrounded by is Fear and Dead Men.
Gas prices T Sheetz 4010 CONVENIENCE LANE, CARY, NC 27519
Miss Congeniality. Describe your perfect date. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
Futurama. You are technically correct. The best kind of correct
Witch Hazel from Loony Toons cooking.
Omni magazine cover with a large eyeball.y
Four sheep shooting rapids in kayaks.
From https://www.instagram.com/lingvistov/ I should get a second cat and they will play together and sleep together and never get bored. Her two cats (fighting, smacking, and hiding from each other).
Joust 80s video game.
Chef Boyardee canned lasagna
A Godzilla type creature fighting a giant platypus kaiju fighting in Sydney harbor.
Two cats in Mission Impossible style harnesses. One holding a spoon and the other holding an open jar of peanut butter.
History of the world part 2. Oh a bullshit artist.
Two cats in a Gremlin saying “she does this every Thursday.
Jenny wrapped in a blanket while hugging her cats and eating cheese.
Snow in Durham, NC. 1/31/2026.
Cookie Monster wearing a tuxedo.
Small boat with a man and sheep
Robin (Dick Grayson) saying “Holy colossal cuttlefish Batman.”
A Christmas Story. "Only I didn't say fudge".
SMBC webcomic. Science Stand Up. KFC has asked me to edit the chicken genome. They want something CRISPR.
Cabin in the Woods betting meme. Who had walrus penis stolen for January 2026?
A black and a grey bengal cat playing the piano singing “Jenny and the Cats” to the tune of Benny and the Jets”.
Silicon Valley TV Show. Richard “why not just use vim over eMacs”.
The Wild Storm #1 Page #11. Writer Warren Ellis, Artist John Davis-Hunt. Lucy Blaze says, "It takes all sorts", Phil the coffee guy says "So they keep tellin' me, but all I see is assholes".
A Grinch like creature tied to a chair with a grey bengal cat and a black cat on each side of the creature. The bengal cat is wearing a black balaclava and the black cat is wearing a white one.
A Grinch like creature tied to a chair with a grey bengal cat and a black cat on each side of the creature. The bengal cat is wearing a black balaclava and the black cat is wearing a white one.
Office Space. We need to talk about your flair.
Morpheus telling Neo, “free your mind”.
A grey bengal cat holds up one paw and says “flawless victory” on a Mortal Kombat type video game background.
A grey bengal cat says “tell it to the cat butt”
A woman dressed like Indiana Jones running from a wheel of cheese with her two cats.
Happy 1st Day of "Let's Circle Back After The Holiday" Season to all who celebrate
A grey squirrel dressed like a Greek Amazon warrior riding a black cat.
A gold chain that says “classy bitch”.
A black and grey bengal cat with text saying Kitty Little Liars.