Agatha Snarkness

@rockcandy87.bsky.social

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Pitt/Pitt Band alumna. President of the Pitt Band Alumni Council. Cat mom. Pens fan. Ghoulette. Fueled by metal and marching band. Occasionally funny, always hailing. [she/her] #PittBS #H2P #PutPittIn #UPVMB

A cat sleeping in a light pink car tree
Traced image of the pitt band panther head logo
The Pitt band panther head logo projected onto a wall and traced over with sharpie
Projection of the Pitt Band panther head logo on a wall
Spiral hot dog cutter
A small brown toad sitting in grass
Screenshot of a Facebook reel showing a rescued cougar/mountain lion (otherwise known as panther to Pitt fans) cub from the Naples Zoo in Florida. Her name is Peppercorn.
Photo of a white concrete wall
Don’t hug me I’m scared “it hurts to live”
Furby looking exhausted
Weather app showing 89% humidity
Screenshot of a TikTok post showing Trump supports protesting a vigil in Biddeford Maine by waving Trump flags and wearing Trump merch.
Photo of Laura Dern and Sam Neill as Dr. Ellie Satler and Dr. Alan Grant in Jurassic Park. Text overlay reads “I will love you forever, Dr. Alan Grant.”
Sam Neill as Dr. Alan Grant luring the T. rex with the flare in Jurassic Park
Sam Neill as Dr. Alan Grant examining a triceratops in Jurassic Park
Caliby cat sitting on a pillow
Gif of Moro the wolf laughing from Princess Mononoke
A sticker of the logo and sign of “The O” - Essie’s Original Hot Dog Shop, a beloved restaurant in the Oakland neighborhood of Pittsburgh (where the University of Pittsburgh campus is located). The location was known for its hotdogs and absurdly large servings of fries. The O closed in April 2020 due to hardships brought about from the COVID-19 pandemic.
Cast skeleton of a short faced bear standing on its hind legs at the Heinz History Museum.
Snyder’s Sweet & Salty pretzel pieces, salted caramel flavor
Oaken from Frozen with his fingers together
Construction on Fifth Avenue in Oakland in Pittsburgh
AI slop post for a community heritage days facebook account, advertising a kids zone including tie dye and birdhouse building
A cat twisted into an interesting position while sleeping in a cat bed on a chair. Her front legs are stretched up the side of the chair. Her head is flopped back, and one of her hind legs is hanging over the side of the cat bed.
Helper Dog and Special Dog with speech bubbles full of exclamation points and shapes from the web blog Hyperbole and a Half
Cat wide wide eyes
Two cell meme of Elmo looking at a pile of cocaine then slamming his face into it
Back end of a white English bull terrier sticking out from under a dining room table in the sploot position
iPhone weather app showing the 10 day forecast for Pittsburgh with rain every day and an average high in the lower 80s
A tortoiseshell cat poking her head out of a gap under the headboard after hiding under a bed during fireworks
A cat hiding under a couch
Dril “no” tweet
Both of OP’s cats staring at her like she owes them money. One cat is laying on her laptop on the coffee table. The other is sitting on the floor.
AI slop post from a Pitt Panther Fans Facebook group asking which Pitt logo is their favorite. Of the four options, only one logo (the script Pitt) is a legitimate Pitt logo. The remaining 3 logos have never been official logos of the University of Pittsburgh. Also they’re in the wrong colors.
Michael Jordan and I took that personally meme
Changing bio from “Veep” to “President” of the Pitt Band Alumni Council
Sanrio’s Cinnamoroll
Followers responding suggesting homemade dunkaroo dip to go with nilla wafers
Zoo Miami’s Instagram post of a harpy eagle chick
Original copy of a 1961 pregame drill chart for the Pitt Band showing the panther head formation
A vintage Pitt Band uniform in royal blue, embroidered with a golden yellow “P” with laurels underneath. The collar has “PITT” embroidered on both sides and military style buttons sewn down the chest.
Badger running away gif
Side by side comparison of a harpy eagle talon versus a grizzly bear claw, showing that they are essentially the same length and size.
An African penguin laying on its belly at the National Aviary in Pittsburgh, PA
A roseate spoonbill standing on a log at the National Aviary in Pittsburgh, PA
Two bald eagles vocalizing at the National Aviary in Pittsburgh, PA
Harpy Eagle at the National Aviary in Pittsburgh
Juvenile Harpy Eagle at the National Aviary in Pittsburgh
Luigi looking unimpressed