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a bunch of video editing markers on a time line. The large chunks in the middle are "scene edits", starting at bright green
Magic the Gathering: Swamp by Rebecca Guay. Depicting a serene swamp with dark clouds and the moon in the background.
box art of Super Mario 64, featuring Mario with his wing cap flying over a small planet with a castle, goomba, and boo next to a castle.
Fruit Riot Grape Iced Fruits in a silver dish I had laying around. Deserved.
A Canva presentation with Beck from Mighty Number 9 with the words "this fucker is not important" written in red letters on top.
A photo of Little Caesars Calzony Pizza, with Sausage, ham, and cheese. It has a white garlic sauce and is topped with Parmesan Cheese. There is a small bowl of Crazy Sauce next to it. Truly a legendary food item.
Leonardo De Caprio pointing meme from that one movie.
A sandy beach with a monk seal and sea turtle resting on the shore. There are signs asking residents not to stand with 50ft of the animals
Papyrus sitting in front of the TV, saying "AHHHHHH" with clip art spaghetti while watching the golden girls, who's saying "its like life's a giant weenie roast and I'm the biggest weenie".
Panel 1: Alphys: We have to wait out the forever high!! Panel 2: Toriel: WHAT?! But that's forever! We can't just leave our friend behind in a frightening marijuana stupor foreveer!!! Mettaton: I agree, darling! I'm all for relaxation but we can't let him remain like this! Undyne, deadpan: forever... Panel 3: Alphys: Oh, no. Asgore has a spell for coming down from really long highs. We just have to let him chill until I can grab it. Toriel and Mettaton, overlapping: Ohhhh that makes sense, yeah. Panel 4: Undyne: In that case, PREPARE TO BE RELAXED, PAPS!! Mettaton and sans in unison: Yeah! Panel 5: Papyrus: BUT HOW? I'M SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW there may or may not be some secrets hidden in the background of the image. Who's to say? Sorry if you can't see them, I want to describe them but not spoil it for people who read these ALT Images, which people do sometimes! Panel 6: Undyne: Heh, leave the relaxation to us. Comfy Pillows- Toriel: An entire series box set of The Golden Girls- Mettaton: and your favorite snack!
Panel 1: Undyne: say, how long does a forever weed brownie last? sans: oh, a couple of hours! Undyne: that sounds manageable. So we just wait it out, right? Papyrus: I'M GONNA EXPLOOOOOOOOOOODE AAAAAAAA (he is doing the Clone High Hand Meme). Panel 2: Alphys: oh, sans' body has injested so much THC that a forever weed brownie has the same effect as walking into a stranger's vape cloud on the street. We ran a whole scenario testing it. sans, striking his in-game sprite pose: its true!! Panel 3: sans: gosh, paps, that was so noble of you to sacrifice yourself to prevent me from exploding... Alphys: Nobody's exploding. Papyrus, can you look at us and tell us how you feel? Panel 4: Toriel, Alphys, Undyne and Mettaton stand in front of a trippy background. Alphys: Are you seeing things right? From my understanding your body is completely new to recreational drugs. Undyne: he's losing it Mettaton: Oh Dear... Panel 5: Mettaton: Well, I'd say he's certainly anything but relaxed... Alphys: Then there's only one thing we can do...
Panel 1: Toriel, Undyne, Alphys, and Mettaton burst through a door, and say "Happy Half-Birthday, Papyrus!" Panel 2: Papyrus plush in a dark space, sitting with its back to the camera, posed as best I could in the Family Guy Death pose. Panel 3: Undyne to sans: What's his deal? He doesn't really look excited. Sans: oh haha, he ate my forever weed brownie!! he's not used to it. (Papyrus looks shook). Panel 4: Papyrus, shaking sans: YOU TOLD THEM? YOU TOLD ME TO HIDE IT FROM EVERYONE! sans: heheh, that's just a silly game I play when I'm high for fun, paps! i thought you'd enjoy it! Toriel: Okay, clearly he's not having a great time. We have to do something.
Panel 1: Papyrus: OKAY OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN PAPYRUS, ALL YOU DID WAS EAT A BROWNIE THAT MAKES YOU HIGH FOREVER STAY CALM STAYCALM SSSSTTTTAYYYY CAAALLLLLLMM JYZZZZZK sans: gosh, paps. are you doing ok??? Panel 2: Papyrus: M-ME? Y.. YES!! I TH-THINK IF ITS JUST THIS I-I CAN MANAGE IT AHHHAHA Panel 3: sans: oh the effects haven't really kicked in yet!!! its an EDIBLE, silly they take a minute! Papyrus: OH SO IT ONLY GETS WORSE FROM HERE AHA OKAY THEN Panel 4: sans: its just being high, paps. i'm not sure what you're so scared about! Papyrus: WELL DOESN'T WEED MAKE YOU EXPLODE Panel 5: sans: you think weed makes you EXPLODE?! Papyrus: THAT'S WHY I ATE IT, I ATE IT TO SAVE YOU Panel 6: Papyrus: O-OKAY, I THINK AS LONG AS I JUST GO SOME PLACE QUIET WITH NO LOUD NOISES AND NO SURPRISES MAYBE I CA-
sans and Papyrus in a six panel comic. Panel 1: Papyrus, thinking: OMG HE'S GOING TO EAT A WEED BROWNIE Panel 2: Gulp Panel 3: sans: wow paps, did you just eat my forever weed brownie? Papyrus: IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO- Panel 4: Papyrus: THE WHAT??! Panel 5: sans: yeah my FOREVER weed brownie!! I hope you don't wanna come down any time soon haha cuz you're gonna be like that for a long time heheh. Panel 6: sans: also I invited over all of your parents and family and friends and mentors and they're all coming over for hours! I hope you can keep a straight face heheh :3 i believe in you just don't let em know!!! don't let them know you're fucking HIGH, papyrus. more like papHIGHrus Papyrus is drawn hyper-realistically screaming in the sixth panel.
A birb on a step.
An image in an art program with Toriel, Alphys, Undyne, and Mettaton looking at Papyrus from Undertale. He sees them in four distinct and amazing art styles plus a trippy green and purple backdrop while Papyrus is going through it.
A picture of Bacon, Eggs, Sausages, Tomato, and tri-color potatoes in a cast iron skillet. A glass of water and sunglasses case labeled "Vault-Tec Industries" are in the background
A blue brushed aluminum glasses case made in the style of crates from 1950's Americana
a screenshot of Lil, of the duo Phil and Lil from Rugrats, saying her iconic line.
Demon goat thing comes from hell summoned by Da Boiz
Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, and brown modeling clay in tubes.