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He/him. Your resident Dio scholar. Ecommerce warlock. Jack of some trades. Open to freelance opportunities! 🍁 https://exomagus.carrd.co/

If Attacker Body > Defender Body: Damage Dealt = Attacker Body - Defender Body. If Attacker Body <= Defender Body: The attacker must make an emergency Aptitude Test. On a Success: Attacker deals 1 point of damage. On a Failure: Attacker suffers damage equal to Defender Body - Attacker Body. If the stats are equal, attacker suffers 1 point of damage.
Cover for Stargazer Keep: Yellow - The Sword of the Septarch. Art details a imposing sphinx flanked by two hovering, mechanized jackal statues.
A statue of Artemis recovered from an archeological site in Ephesus. It depicts Artemis the Mother, rather than the more familiar Hunter figure.
An elongated stone sculpture that some people believe to be the "image that fell from heaven."
A screenshot from the game Ultros. The scene shows the player character standing near a dead, slumping figure impaled by a sword. The background is coloured in vibrant neon green, violet, and purple. A dodecahedron is featured in the centre of the frame, part of an intricate mural. Mysterious florals, overgrown organic mass, and vaguely religious/mythological motifs dominate the scenery.
A screen clipping of a google doc sidebar listing the rooms in Stargazer Keep - Yellow: The Sword of the Septarch. The listings include Orange-Yellow Staircase, Seven Circuit Labyrinth, Crystal Edifice, Waveguide Exhaust, Scalable Wall, Waveguide Shaft, Garden Terrace, Resonance Basin, Catastrophic Release, Scaffold Hoist, Radiant Rise, Antechamber, Stairs of the Jackal, Sunstone Throne, Breached Stairs, and Ritual Chamber.
A screenshot of a google docs sidebar listing the key factions and NPCs in Stargazer Keep - Yellow: The Sword of the Septarch. The listings include Durendart the Warrior King, Chrysopoeian Knights, Golden Specters, Jackals, Exalted Elves, Theosebia, Stalla Polaris, Nebula and Country Girl, Kristoff, and Machine God Cyboros.
A turkey, spatchcocked and split into two 4 litre water jugs filled with brine.
A weather warning that says "Yellow Advisory - Blowing Snow", suggesting some kind of piss related weather event is imminent.
A fold out spread from the Voynich Manuscript. It's incomprehensible and written in an unknown script scholars have yet to decipher, but this particular segment resembles some kind of psychedelic, semi-organic building layout with lots of interesting patterns.
A sullen figure with a large head and pointy ears looks upwards, as the world crumbles at his feet. Scratch that. The kiddo says it's a Christmas tree. I'm questioning my grasp of reality.
Pages from Stargazer Keep Black: Voyager's Handbook detailing the Haunted Dreamer player class
Pages from Stargazer Keep Black: Voyager's Handbook detailing the Wicked Legion player class
Pages from Stargazer Keep Black: Voyager's Handbook detailing the Cursed Singer player class
Pages from Stargazer Keep Black: Voyager's Handbook with details of the Holy Outlaw player class
Pages from the Stargazer Keep Voyagers' Handbook containing details for the Chained Vicar class
A word cloud generated from all 3 zines in Stargazer Keep. It contains the words keep, damage, stargazer, hp, roll, test, voyager, verses, tower, random, special, morale, and presence.
A word cloud generated from Stargazer Keep Orange: Raiders of the Machine God. It includes stargazer, keep, special, damage, morale, test, cyboros, machine, hp, and random.
A word cloud generated from Stargazer Keep Red: Stargazer's Guidebook. Standouts include stargazer, damage, keep, voyagers, hp, roll, and tower.
A word cloud based on Stargazer Keep Black: Voyager's Handbook. The standouts include damage, voyager, fallen, cacophany, stargazer, roll, keep, and tower.
Pages from the Stargazer Keep Voyagers' Handbook containing details for the Reticent Masquerader class
Pages from the Stargazer Keep Voyager's Handbook containing the details for the Nameless Stranger class.
Kickstarter campaign page for Stargazer Keep: Part 1 of a Mork Borg compatible megadungeon. Created by Terry Herc Games and John McQueen-Scott. 3 epic MORK BORG-compatible zines. 150+ pages of cursed magic & dungeon crawling. Print + PDF. Power metal fantasy. $10000 cad pledged of $2500. 128 backers. 3 days to go.
He-Man staring into the distance. He is scantily clad, with not much more than a harness and some pauldrons.
Today friends after circle time had a very interesting activity of NOODLE MAN. Teacher made a noodle man face and set a yarn 🧶 and disposable cup. The yarn looked like noodle as it passed from noodle man mouth. Children were wrapping the yarn on the disposable cup, it was amusing them to see that as the yarn was moving inside of the mouth while wrapping on the disposable cup by them, the noodle man looked like man is eating noodle.
A character sheet for the upcoming ttrpg Stargazer Keep. It has spots for your name, class, and level at the top. There are 5 spots for ability modifiers for our core stats: Strength, Agility, Presence, Toughness, and Stargaze. There's a spot for you to track your HP. There are check boxes to mark off whether you've used your talisman and wish. You can also list your Talisman Points as well as its Properties. As we go down the sheet, you can record your Weapons, Armour, Class Power, Equipment, Silver, Pack, Background & Traits, and ZOdiac. Finally, the bottom has ample space for you to list your verses, or magic spells you have access to.
2-page spread from Stargazer Keep. Art depicts a horse-headed demon on the left and a crypt on the right. "Murrabas. HP 66 No morale Unyielding Ward -4 Chains of Murrabas 3d12 Special When a voyager is killed by the chains of Murrabas, they are instantly dragged into the depths of the Crypt. The scraping of chains echo through the walls of Stargazer Keep, heralding the arrival of Murrabas. A manifestation of the Mortal Earth’s hunger and greed, this dreadful demon spawned centuries ago when the Eye of the Cosmos was ruptured during the Transorbital Cataclysm. He serves a single purpose: to hoard the bones of the dead in his ossuary and prevent them from a celestial burial among the stars. Voyager Advancement. Upon returning the bones of a fallen voyager to Nebula, she feeds them to her serpent Country Girl. Scales shed like motes of starlight and fly into the night sky, resting among the innumerable constellations. Those who partook in the ritual are imbued with the strength of the Cosmos and gain a voyager level, as well as the following benefits: HP Increase: Roll 6d10. If the result is equal to or greater than your current maximum HP, increase it by 1d6. Ability Score Increase: Roll 1d6 for Agility, Presence, Strength, and Toughness. If the result is equal to or greater than the ability score, increase it by 1 (to a maximum of +6). If the result is less than the ability score, decrease it by 1. If the ability score is 1 or less, it will always be increased unless the result on the 1d6 is 1. In this case, the ability is reduced by 1 but never below -3. Stargaze: Your Stargaze score does not change during voyager advancement. Voyager level is limited by the highest section of the tower that has been reached. Voyagers who reach the maximum level for their section are rewarded silver equal to 10 x their voyager level for completing the ritual (in place of advancement)."
From a Western Standard article covering the Charlie Kirk shooting: "Jezebel, a wicked queen of Israel in biblical times, was known for witchcraft, paganism, and killing prophets of the Lord."
The cover of a book titled "Stargazer Keep Black: Voyager's Handbook". The artwork depicts the pipes of an ornate organ in black and white.
Screenshot of a Kickstarter campaign page showing 98 backers have pledged $7802CAD with 19 days to go.
Ronnie James Dio armed with a sword
The cover of Demian by Hermann Hesse
Movie poster for The Matrix
A flat plane representing earth under a large dome, labeled the firmament. An impossibly large tower, labeled Stargazer Keep, extends through the firmament up to the Eye of the Cosmos. The firmament holds back the waters of the Midnight Sea.
Late-game setup for the board game Orleans
A map showing the current standings for Western Canada in the 2025 federal election. Alberta is entirely blue, while other regions around it show a mix of blue, red, and orange.