Rocket Punch!

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IT worker. Vocal artiste. Crystal Gem. Rebel scum. Husband to @jengalicious He/him

A dehumidifier
Steven Universe staring upwards with joy and awe whispering, "A giant woman..."
Jamie Tartt from "Ted Lasso" describing his parents splitting up when he was "a sexy little baby."
The droids C1-10P ("Chopper), K2-SO, and R2-D2 from Star Wars
A young woman splattered with blood and her eyes wide open in shock from the anime Gundam Witch from Mercury
Godzilla roaring
The superhero Moon Knight saying to other heroes, "... and he was like 'fuck, marry, kill?" And I'm just like, "Tarzan, these are all just pictures of gorillas."
A goat screaming with the words OMG and AAAAHHHH over it
A man with a noose around his neck about to be executed asking another executee if it's their first time being hung.
Dalton Castle and the Outrunners displaying non-toxic masculinity and proving love in their latest promo.
A group of stage magicians, one of which is in an actual wizard costume, standing together on a stairway looking serious. The front one is holding a sign that says "we demand to be taken seriously".
An image of a very round bird from the game Hatoful Boyfriend, where your human protagonist tries to woo actual birds in a world ruled by them.
Professional wrestler Marina Shafir
A figurine of a classic, white sheet ghost with its mouth open in a comically large oval.
Goose Rider, a cartoon parody of Ghost Rider which is a sort of cartoon ghost with hollow eyes dressed in a blue jumpsuit and riding a flaming motorcycle. He is surrounded by "honk" sound effects not because he's using the bike's horn, but because he is a goose.
The cover of the graphic novel compilation of Star Trek: Lower Decks 1-6, "Second Contact "
Actor Sydney Chandler in a suit.
The cover of Marvel Comics' Godzilla #9: Last Gamble in Las Vegas!
An image of the "tonight's episode" title card of the police station from Police Squad! that reads: tonight's episode: FUCK all of these FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKS
Rhea Ripley carries Iyo Skye like a baby from the ring. It is adorable.
A painted model of Beast from the X-Men reading a book while clinging to metal wreckage.
A whole bunch of Disney Infinity figures on a shelf, in front of a 10th anniversary Disneyland photo.
A picture of actor Marty Feldman with the word "yes?" imposed over it.
The poster for the film Incident at Loch Ness, starring Werner Herzog.
Laura Loomer & @LauraLoomer Replying to @drprevost WOKE MARXIST POPE
This is Poe, a grey and white cat who definitely didn't bite Mal's foot on a couple of occasions.
WWE champion Iyo Skye sits across from... Bianca Belair? But Bianca doesn't wear glasses!?
Kevin, the lovable dolt from Ghostbusters, holding up two shirtless pictures of himself in different poses holding a saxophone and asking which one makes him look more like a doctor.
A post by Gail Simone about why she posts jokes.
A close up of a Bigfoot statue's ass cheeks, which give Mothman a run for his money in the cryptid dump truck competition.
A sculpture of Bigfoot caught midstride, looking to its right
A close up of a shirtless man's torso with scars around the ribcage. He is wearing an enormous collar with a chain on it to restrain the huge neck of the werewolf he's about to become.
Sam Wilson, Bucky Barnes, and Steve Rogers, the spirits of Captain America past, present, and future?
A black cat relaxing on the back of a couch. He is intensely focused on something off camera, with just a hint of a blep poking through.
A Grey and white tabby cat curled up asleep in a cardboard box. The curl of his mouth makes him look like he is smiling.
A black cat lying on a felt bed. His eyes are enormous, his little pink blep understated.
Three nasty teenage vampires with attitude in miniature form.
Transformers toys set up to reenact the shuttle massacre from Transformers the Movie.
A scene from the movie Eurotrip where Lucy Lawless, as Madame Vandersexx, welcomes the native protagonist to her Dutch sex dungeon.